5 definitions by Bizz Jizz

Dirty Hernandez

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez only instead of sticking a finger in the woman’s anus while fucking her doggiestyle, you stick your finger in your own ass and apply a mustache with your own feces.

In order to make sure he was hipster compliant for Movember, he decided to become Dirty Hernandez and give his partner a fecal matter mustache to show off to their friends.

by Bizz Jizz August 4, 2018

D.A.S.

Acronym for "Deep Anal Sex."

She preferred balls deep, D.A.S. over "just the tip." If she did not feel the slap of balls on her ass, she could not cum.

by Bizz Jizz December 22, 2016

Wanal

The wake and bake equivalent of anal sex. Being woken up by anal sex.

The best cure for narcolepsy is a prescription of wanal.

by Bizz Jizz January 22, 2017

redbacked

When you are fucking her doggie style, get a nose bleed and pour blood onto her back.

The air here is so dry I redbacked this whore while pounding her from behind. Oops!

by Bizz Jizz February 21, 2016

Blumper

A blumper is a girl who takes a shit while giving a blowjob at the same time.

She was constipated and killed two birds with one stone by becoming a blumper last night.

by Bizz Jizz August 4, 2018