When a male is sitting on the toilet, taking a dump and a girl is giving a blowjob at the same time.
by Ezekiel November 11, 2003
by vj28.8 January 01, 2011
Me and Jessica Simpson were riding down the street on my bycicle ,and she grabbed my dick and gave me a blumper.
by bengalmans Unforgiving Nephew October 04, 2009