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Originated as a colloquialism long long ago, reaffirmed and popularized through references such as the movie Corker with Johhny Knoxville, 'Jeffy' is a literal substitution for retarded.
I need you to buy me a trenchcoat while you are in Russia. In regards to style, you have keen eye for stuff that doesn't look Jeffy right?
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What? You want me to work on my wedding day?! That's absolutely fucking Jeffy, dude.
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Psst, listen to what I call that kid with Down's Syndrome over there.
"Hey Jeffy!"
He just smiled at me...
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Man, you gotta quit drinking; you're acting Jeffy and I'm gonna kick your ass if you keep it up.
by BioMenace November 12, 2006
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To use a credit card impulsively for a purchase. If you have no credit card, then a debit card will do as well. If you are not broke.

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Bud: Dude, harsh, this is total grindage, I got no shrapnel to pay for this chili dog and slurpee man!

Doyle: Woah bro, no worries!! Chill about the chili! Just slap your plastic!!

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(Grindage is used in this context as meaning shitty, rotten, lame, bunk, etc.)
by BioMenace January 14, 2007
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The effect of standing too close to a urinal or wall while pissing, and being covered with a fine rain of your own urine deflecting off the vertical surface back at you.

See 'drop zone' for related info.
"I wasn't paying attention when I pissed on that wall, and I got totally covered in splashback... *cries* "
by BioMenace November 16, 2006
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meat* - hanky**

* (flesh, living or dead tissue of an animal)

** (A soft item used to discharge into, whether it be mucus from the nasal cavity, or otherwise.)

Meathanky:

The orifice of a female mammal, usually the Vagina - (pronounced Vah-jinna.)

Can be used as an accessory to a variety of witty and charming pick-up lines, customarily followed by a slap in the face, forcible entry of foreign objects to the anal sphincter, or loud physical contact of hard objects to the proposer's testicular membrane.
"I wanna blow my cocksnot in your meathanky."

(Click to learn more about cocksnot.)
by BioMenace October 7, 2006
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To go crazy wild and unfathomably insane!
(this includes but is not limited to a sexual frenzy)

A spawn of drunktardiness, legend says this word was originally created by a drunktard, and widely adopted since then.
Brandon: Aaaaaahahaahaaa... *stumbles* Man you are CRAZY! You are going fucking BUCKNUTTY!! You know what I mean when I say bucknutty, doncha?
Lane: Nope, I really have no clue.
Brandon: Like those COWBOYS, buckin their broncos and BUSTIN THEIR NUTTYS!!! AaAaaahahahhaaaa!!!

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Dave: Holy shit dude, that goth girl from math class is a FREAK in bed. I went totally bucknutty with her. I didn't know I had it in me!!
Kevin: Let me take your picture and frame it.
by BioMenace October 27, 2006
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To go crazy wild and unfathomably insane!
(this includes but is not limited to a sexual frenzy)

A spawn of drunktardiness, legend says this word was originally created by a drunktard, and widely adopted since then.
Brandon: Aaaaaahahaahaaa... *stumbles* Man you are CRAZY! You are going fucking BUCKNUTTY!! You know what I mean when I say bucknutty, doncha?
Lane: Nope, I really have no clue.
Brandon: Like those COWBOYS, buckin their broncos and BUSTIN THEIR NUTTYS!!! AaAaaahahahhaaaa!!!

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Dave: Holy shit dude, that goth girl from math class is a FREAK in bed. I went totally bucknutty with her. I didn't know I had it in me!!
Kevin: Let me take your picture and frame it.
by BioMenace October 24, 2006
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A clever combination of rofl, lol, and lmao!!

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Football Stud: Fuck! My fiancée left me for a computer nerd!!

Steven Hawking: ...ROFLOLMAO!!
by BioMenace March 17, 2007
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