5 definitions by BigBrainScottishGirl

Karen

A woman who can be from ages 15 to 96. They are so fucking annoying, it's unbelievable. They want to talk to the manager and harass the hell out of the poor trainee at the counter. She also hates skateboarding teens and will start recording them. Has kids that will listen to kids bop, UGH. Trys to hit you, pretends you ran her or him over, acuses you for no reason. FUCK OFF KAREN!

Innocent Emily: Hello, how is you day? What would you like to eat? :)

Karen: I would like a chicken, cheese, lettuce, ketchup free burger.

Innocent Emily: I'm sorry Ma'am, we can't make that, it's just burger buns.

Karen: MAKE IT OR I'LL CALL THE FUCKING COPS AND I'LL GET YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY SUED!

Innocent Emily: Linda help... *cries*.

by BigBrainScottishGirl December 23, 2020

Glaswegian

Scottish people. Glasgow is the biggest city in Scotland.

Me: Can I clap yer wee doggy?
My American friend: What?
Me: I'm Glaswegian ye dick'ead.

by BigBrainScottishGirl January 9, 2021

Upsidedown

1- The opposite of being the right way up, bats hang upsidedown.

2- A parallel universe in the world of the best show ever, STRANGER THINGS!

1- Oh god, I flipped my car upsidedown!

2- Eleven: Will...In...Upsidedown...

Joyce: MY BOY IS IN A DEMONIC REALM!

by BigBrainScottishGirl January 19, 2021

Giraffe

A fucking animal, you dirty minded perverts.

My mum works at a zoo, and her favourite animal there is Gerry The Giraffe.

by BigBrainScottishGirl January 9, 2021

Stranger Things

Just go and search it on Netflix. WATCH IT PLEASE IT'S THE BEST SHOW EVER.

WHAT IS MAKING MY DAMN MAGNETS FALL OFF MY FRIDGE?!

-Joyce Byers, ST3.

I love everything about it. I'm fangirling for the first time in my life.

Me: Please help I'm crying Billy just save Eleven and died in Stranger Things.
Close Friend: Wtf what r u talking abt?
Closer Friend: OMG YES I CRIED TOO AAAH!

by BigBrainScottishGirl January 19, 2021