5 definitions by Big white monster

Horrible horror

A horror movie that's more amusing than scary, and probable wouldn't scare a toddler.

Dave: Did you get that director's cut of "My Bloody Valentine" yet, John?
John: Yeah, and it sucked. It was such a horrible horror, I bet Barney is scarier.
Jacob: You got it too? I sent it back yesterday and hoped for a refund.

by Big white monster December 30, 2010

Parent Argument

An argument in which one person clearly has won, but the other person still gets their way.

John: "This sucks. I got in an argument with my little brother today, now I have to pay for his XBox Live."
Dave: "No way, you could totally win an argument with Jake!"
John: "I won, but it was a Parent Argument. He got on his back and started bawling, so my parents butted in. Now I don't have any extra money!"

by Big white monster July 1, 2010

Bird in the Hand

Worth at least two in the bush.

See this Bird in the Hand? It's worth at LEAST two in the bush, maybe three in the bush!

by Big white monster August 13, 2010

Sleeping Beauty

A particularly hot slut; a new slut, who hasn't worn herself out yet.

John: So, I heard you bought a hooker last week? You like sex, but it's not like you to buy a hooker.
Dave: Well, I had to, she must have been new, because, damn, she was a sleeping beauty!

by Big white monster December 30, 2010

black friday store

A store that has great deals bit will not or will barely give refunds.

Dave: GameCrazy is such a black friday store.
Jacob: Yeah, I know, now shut the hell up about it.

by Big white monster December 30, 2010