44 definitions by Big Ed Moustapha
A Turd Monger is somebody that produces particularly strong, foul smelling bowel movements. This individual can be an extreme source of frustration to others that happen to walk into a restroom recently utilized by this culprit or happen to share occupancy in a restroom when this offender decides to unload. It can be even more frustrating if you walk into a polluted restroom unknowingly after the perpetrating Turd Monger used it, do an immediate about face and pass someone else on the way in. They immediately assume you're the pollutant and give you the look of death.
Holly shit, I was about to hit the head when I saw that Turd Monger Jimmy Brown walking out. The last time I was nailed by the fumes of his posterior emissions my eyes burned for hours. Christ, at my worst, I can't come close to what comes out of his crack. I'm surprised the smoke detectors didn't go off. No wonder the fucking ozone is disappearing!
by Big Ed Moustapha July 21, 2010
A Turd Monger is someone who has reached a state of having to pass a heavy bowel movement. The Turd Monger however, will not immediately relieve him/herself. Instead, they will allow their bowels to continue to expand as their fecal matter increases, resulting in noisomeness, gaseous emissions (commonly referred to as pre-shit farts) to be excreted from their posterior orifice while being within a close proximity of others. These exudations are generally quite robust and are slow to dissipate, thus resulting in a prolonged period of olfactory anguish to the recipients within range.
It's about time that damn Turd Monger Ricky decided to go and unload! Christ, that chair of his must be explosive by now, considering all the gas he's pumped into it.
by Big Ed Moustapha February 24, 2010
The process of indulging in a females body odors as you ravage her sexually. Lets face it, a female is a collection of smells, some or all of which can at times be rather malodorous. Such areas of point are, but not limited to: the feet, butt, pussy, pits, breath, etc.. Some may find these smells repugnant, while others may find a woman's foul smelling stench(s) a genuine source of excitement. Whether the female package is a beautiful specimine or a filthy, fat disgusting pig, most seem to possess a sense of entitlement and that to ingest in said smells will cost you time and money, sooner or later. Some less fortunate individuals may resort to secondary sources of gratification, such as snorting a chair or bicycle seat. Whatever your means, your end result is the same, your time, effort and funds all go towards, amoung other things, the smells a female possesses.
I met this woman I intend to pursue. I'm looking forward to getting beyond the preliminaries and harvesting her smells.
by Big Ed Moustapha February 11, 2010
An Egg McFuckin Idiot is somebody or group of somebody's that are in line at a fast food restaurant, are together as a group or family with only one person ordering. They wait until they are right up at the register before they start deciding what they want to order, causing everybody behind them in line to wait while they stumble thru the rocket science process of trying to read the menu. It's even worse when they have kids that start to argue. Once the order is finally placed, the whole group lumbers away to find someplace to sit.
Frequently there is no established line at a fast food restaurant and it's not uncommon to get behind somebody, only to realize they aren't even in line. Or have the attendent ask the not next person inline for their order. No visit to a fast food restaurant is complete with experiencing an Egg Mcfuckin Idiot who gets up to the register with no fucking idea about what they want to eat. How many times do these morons have to visit a fast food restaurant before having some idea about the menu?
by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010
Pronounced: poe-poe snah
Shit that remains on someone's ass just after they've taken a dump and have not sufficiently wiped their butt. It's still moist and stinks. Frequently encountered in office environments. Someone with popo sna walks past you and smells like they shit in their pants. Can be a rude awakening to someone who eventually drops trow and see the stains in their underwear.
Shit that remains on someone's ass just after they've taken a dump and have not sufficiently wiped their butt. It's still moist and stinks. Frequently encountered in office environments. Someone with popo sna walks past you and smells like they shit in their pants. Can be a rude awakening to someone who eventually drops trow and see the stains in their underwear.
Did you get a wiff of that guy?! Every time he drinks coffee, he hits the head within minutes. Musta forgot to wipe his ass, I can still smell the popo sna. Anybody got a match?
by Big Ed Moustapha May 14, 2008
This term has a variety of uses and generally always refers to the female gender in varying capacities, as women, by nature are the stinkier of the two genders. Typically used to describe an odor emitted by, or resulting from contact with some woman. Most frequently used to describe the musky, sometimes stinky or even downright putrid smell, residing somewhere on a male after encountering a foul vagina. The term can also apply to other areas of a woman's anatomy when applicable. Can include the butt, arm pits, even bad breath. Let us not forget the feet, which for some women, can melt the paint off a battleship. This condition is most often associated with a female lacking intelligence and common sense, but can include and is not limited to sophisticates as well. It is believed by some that perfume was originally, in part, first used to attempt to conceal the less than desirable smells of a female.
1. Hey man, wanna smell some Le Femme de Pew on my fingers from Mary Jane last night?! The shit just won't wash off.
2. Baby I respect you in every way, but you have got to stop wearing those nylons and cheap shoes, especially in warmer weather. Your piggies really stink and are burning my eyes! I'm also going to have to replace the carpeting.
2. Baby I respect you in every way, but you have got to stop wearing those nylons and cheap shoes, especially in warmer weather. Your piggies really stink and are burning my eyes! I'm also going to have to replace the carpeting.
by Big Ed Moustapha March 24, 2009
Ink on Stink refers to women of lesser intelligence that believe a tattoo makes them more sexy, allows them to make a statement of some kind, or is just stylish. In reality it shows their lack of intelligence and vulnerability to an impulse to distort their body without a thought to future consequences. It makes them look slutty, which is where the Stink portion of this expression comes from, since sluts frequently have stinky vaginas. Ever see a woman with a tattoo she got years before that is now indistinguishable due to older sagging skin?
A Tramp Stamp is a good example of Ink on Stink. You have to wonder how many guys have had their hands all over it as well as the rest of the bimbo's body. Some women even use tattoos to attempt to cover up stretch marks.
by Big Ed Moustapha May 20, 2011