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When one candidate wins by such a majority in an election that calling it a landslide victory would be an understatement. It’s like losing one’s deposit in British elections when one gets less that 5% of the vote and winning candidate gets more than 95% of the vote in a ‘2-horse’ election.
John: Did you see the result of the elections?
Jane: No, I expected a moonslide victory anyway
John: You are right. Peter won with 97% of the votes and the other 5 candidates got next to nothing.
by Betainvestor February 22, 2022
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We need to go and Jollof. We have been working too hard.
by Betainvestor October 29, 2019
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An FMAR is a ‘fast moving alternate reality’ when events are so surreal that one feels he or she is in a parallel or alternate universe.
In 20 days, I travelled through 3 countries, traversed 10 cities, slept in 20 different beds and I had no idea what was coming… I think I journeyed through a different world or an FMAR (fast moving alternate reality).
by Betainvestor December 15, 2021
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A person who does not believe that wearing a face mask or face covering is necessary to protect oneself from respiratory viruses like COVID-19.
Man: ‘wear your mask, dude.’
Friend: ‘what? I don’t need it as it does nothing. I just need to keep my distance. Masks do nothing.’
Man: ‘That makes you an anti-muzzler
by Betainvestor September 25, 2020
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Someone who has no car and goes everywhere on foot.
Jane Doe: 'Please come and see me. I live 5 minutes away.'
John Doe: 'Nice. however, it will take me 30 minutes as I use a footron.'
by Betainvestor September 9, 2020
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Taking a drug in the hope that it works for a disease, particularly when it works for another disease.
I take hydroxychloroquine to prevent COVID-19. It works for lupus, so I hope it works for COVID-19. What have I got to lose hey! I am a Quiner!
by Betainvestor May 19, 2020
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A man a woman dates in secret, in addition to a husband, partner or boyfriend.
Alice: Can you believe that since Jane has been dating John on the side, she has become happier?
Orphelia: Is Jane not married to Charles?
Alice: Yes. John is Jane’s ‘side beau’.
by Betainvestor July 6, 2021
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