shoom 

-exclamation.
an onomatopoeia used to signify that the person saying it does not understand something that is being said.

It is the sound made when information flies past the person's brain or comprehension.

when used in texts, it is used in between asterisks like so: *shoom*
Also, often accompanied by a "crossed-arms" arm motion in front of chest

Paul: the glutton levels in the formulaic reaction are quite the conundrum!
Larry: *shoom*

shoom by One Wanksta December 25, 2009

Shoom 

To GTFO there, quick! Can replace any verb in any situation.

I walked in on my parents getting it on, I had to shoom, bro!

Shoom by C-bin November 24, 2017

shoom 

Means "noise" in Ukrainian - шум, Cyrillic

a: Hey, Did you hear that?
b: Nah, it's just a shoom from the traffic.

shoom by dragoncool September 8, 2014

shoom 

The feeling when you first realise the E you took is working. The word refers to the sudden surge of XTC starting to work, in analogy to e.g. a car shooming past. There was a legendary club in London durring "The Summer of Love" (1988) called Shoom, after the meaning described above

That E's starting to work, I can feel the shoom.

shoom by simon.hold December 5, 2007

Shoom 

to shit.

I had to coom but I had to shoom a little too

Shoom by lacrem November 17, 2020

Shoom 

A portmanteu of Shit and Coom.

When your a Coomer and you dont have time to stop cooming to take a shit; you Shoom.

"I was too busy cooming to stop and shit, so i just shoomed."

Shoom by Spking99 February 6, 2020

shoom 

Accelerate at fast speeds. Or just going fast.

Charles shoomed down the hill and hit a kitty.

shoom by Corey b-sexy January 2, 2009