8 definitions by Ben. E. Factor
Most often meaning to throw very hard(1) , but can be used to substitute a wide array of verbs, such as swallow hard (2), hit hard (3), be very tired or hungover (4), pull hard (5), vomit severely (6), etc.
1. He didn't have time to hit the ball once I threw it. I absolutely hooned it one!
2. If you don't like the taste, just hold your nose and friggin' hoon it back!
3. Yeah, he's in hospital now. The bouncer absolutely hooned him one.
4. Fuck me - I did that many gratons last night I'm absolutely hooned.
5. Hoon that keg over here and let's get hooned.
6. Absolutely hooned my guts up last night. Just constant hoon after hoon for hours.
2. If you don't like the taste, just hold your nose and friggin' hoon it back!
3. Yeah, he's in hospital now. The bouncer absolutely hooned him one.
4. Fuck me - I did that many gratons last night I'm absolutely hooned.
5. Hoon that keg over here and let's get hooned.
6. Absolutely hooned my guts up last night. Just constant hoon after hoon for hours.
by Ben. E. Factor December 11, 2017
Noun. UK /'dɒl.tri/ - US /'dɑ l.tri/
1. A group of idiots.
2. A major insult whereby the targeted audience is recognized as having a gimpishness the size of many idiots. They are unequivocally foolish.
1. A group of idiots.
2. A major insult whereby the targeted audience is recognized as having a gimpishness the size of many idiots. They are unequivocally foolish.
1. One Direction is just a glorified doltary.
2. What the hell are you doing?! You're such a doltary!
2. What the hell are you doing?! You're such a doltary!
by Ben. E. Factor June 12, 2015
A very large line of snortable psychoactive substance. Comes from the joining of the word 'great' and 'faton' (which is a shortened version of 'fat one')
I did that many gratons of MD last night, I was typing my emails out on a line of ket. (This literally happened to me before, no joke.)
by Ben. E. Factor September 24, 2021
Verb UK - /gəs.'brɒ.dʒəs/ US - /gəs.'brɑ.dʒəs/
1) To produce a gas through either boiling or synthetic effervescence.
1) To produce a gas through either boiling or synthetic effervescence.
Chemistry teacher: What in heaven's name are you doing with that chemical solution?
Student: I'm seeing if it gasproduces when heated.
Chemistry teacher: It will, but only because it has a relatively low boiling point.
Student: I'm seeing if it gasproduces when heated.
Chemistry teacher: It will, but only because it has a relatively low boiling point.
by Ben. E. Factor May 28, 2015
A person on the fringes of authoritarian right-wingdom, who is really too stupid and/or gullible to be taken seriously. They often utilise emotional outbursts (otherwise known as 'tantrums') instead of actual reasoned debate and critical thinking.
"This frigging rightoid just denied the Holocaust after watching a Bit-shite video. I've nothing against free-speech, but this motherfucking anti-freedom rightoid screed has colonised the bandwidth of a seminally good idea."
by Ben. E. Factor July 11, 2021
A word which, as its name suggests, means putting on 'pretences'; pretending to be something other than what you are. (This is the original meaning)
In modern ignorance, the word is used to discriminate individuals who are perceived to have traits which render their identity more distictive than is deemed socially acceptable by wider society. This meaning of the word is a product of jealousy belonging to those who wish to justify their boring sameness by unfairly attacking those who distinguish themselves as having a sense of originality and freedom.
In modern ignorance, the word is used to discriminate individuals who are perceived to have traits which render their identity more distictive than is deemed socially acceptable by wider society. This meaning of the word is a product of jealousy belonging to those who wish to justify their boring sameness by unfairly attacking those who distinguish themselves as having a sense of originality and freedom.
1) I once saw a lyre-bird trying to sound like a chainsaw on TV. Who knew animals could be so pretentious?
2) Once I met a woman called Angharad who wrote poetry, knew how to dance the tango, and could play the Flugelhorn! She didn't give a fuck when I called her a pretentious bitch, probably cos she knew I was right.
2) Once I met a woman called Angharad who wrote poetry, knew how to dance the tango, and could play the Flugelhorn! She didn't give a fuck when I called her a pretentious bitch, probably cos she knew I was right.
by Ben. E. Factor July 11, 2016
Noun. UK & US /'tu l.hed/
An self-centred twat whose head is so far up their anus that they have to eat their own bullshit to survive.
An self-centred twat whose head is so far up their anus that they have to eat their own bullshit to survive.
by Ben. E. Factor June 12, 2015