8 definitions by BellsBeach50
As you are banging your girl from the rear you tell her you would like a blowjob. As she stands to change positions you throw a Stone Cold Stunner on her knocking her out. You then proceed to trash her place by flipping over furniture and breaking anything you can before exiting. When she awakes it will look and feel like a bomb went off.
by BellsBeach50 May 6, 2019
The woman mounts the guy cowgirl style. As she rides she reaches back and squeezes his balls, AKA coin purse as she spits into his open mouth.
I was feeling a little weird and asked my girl to give me The Wishing Well and I haven’t been able to walk right all day.
by BellsBeach50 May 11, 2019
When your wife, girlfriend or one night stand masturbates with a variety of different flavor popsicles prior to you going down on her.
by BellsBeach50 June 28, 2019
The Schooner
While in a hot tub the male pulls his shirt up onto his head like a sail while rocking his penis through his girls ass cheeks. During the act the woman must repeat aye aye Captain.
While in a hot tub the male pulls his shirt up onto his head like a sail while rocking his penis through his girls ass cheeks. During the act the woman must repeat aye aye Captain.
by BellsBeach50 May 7, 2019
When your inability to hit a fairway or sink a putt somehow infects your playing partner and they must suffer the same misery.
by BellsBeach50 June 27, 2023
When someone continuously drives in the left lane of a highway below an acceptable speed oblivious to the obvious social cues of being passed on the right. The driver will also fail to make eye contact or acknowledge the multitude of vehicles parading by.
I was stuck behind this guy with left lane autism for at least seven miles. I watched him get passed by thirteen vehicles including two loaded dump trucks and a piece of farm equipment.
by BellsBeach50 July 21, 2023
The act of cumming into your partners anus and having them push it back out into your cupped hand. They then proceed to slurp the semen from your hand like a freshly shucked oyster.
by BellsBeach50 May 5, 2019