19 definitions by BeerChuggin'German
Byakuya Kuchiki, also known as Captain Kuchiki in short, is one of the characters in the Bleach series. In the early episodes, he was responsible for nearly killing Ichigo Kurosaki when Ichigo was about to finish off Renji. In combat, he always appears calm and rarely appears surprised. He's the Captain of the Sixth Division.
Person I: "Damn. That Byakuya Kuchiki is the bomb!"
Person II: "No shit, dude. He makes me wanna fuck him."
Person I: "Homo!"
Person II: "No shit, dude. He makes me wanna fuck him."
Person I: "Homo!"
by BeerChuggin'German July 31, 2008
When you leave your dick inserted inside a woman's pussy after initial ejaculation and keep cumming all night long. Guaranteed to deliver results nine months later.
by BeerChuggin'German April 23, 2020
A algebraic equation useful for determining the youngest age-cutoff a female may be before the guy dates her. Let X equal the male's age ( Or female, if she's older.), while Y will represent the youngest age of a female a guy may date.
Next, identify the male's age and replace "X" with it. Suppose Jim was 15. We write it like this:
1/2(15)+7
Now, the Order of Operations principal applies here! Divide one by the two to get one half, and then find half of fifteen. Don't forget to keep the seven; It would be disgusting if Jim dated a 7.5 year old!
7.7+7
Add the number, matching up the place value carefully, and there you have it; Jim may date a 14.5 year old girl if he went for younger women.
Next, identify the male's age and replace "X" with it. Suppose Jim was 15. We write it like this:
1/2(15)+7
Now, the Order of Operations principal applies here! Divide one by the two to get one half, and then find half of fifteen. Don't forget to keep the seven; It would be disgusting if Jim dated a 7.5 year old!
7.7+7
Add the number, matching up the place value carefully, and there you have it; Jim may date a 14.5 year old girl if he went for younger women.
If you are shit at math and/ or the 1/2X+7 Rule, here's a table for you, you lazy fucktards.
Male: Female:
15 14.5
16 15
17 15.5
18 16
19 16.5
20 17
Etc... So on, and so on. The coefficient is 1/2, while the constant is 7.
Male: Female:
15 14.5
16 15
17 15.5
18 16
19 16.5
20 17
Etc... So on, and so on. The coefficient is 1/2, while the constant is 7.
by BeerChuggin'German May 23, 2010
A council following the October Revolution. You can also use "Soviet" as a racist insult towards Russians.
Dick: "Yo. That Russian girl bit my dick while giving me head, leaving a hammer and sickle on it!"
Johnson: "Well... Call that bitch a Soviet then. Considering few know how true Communism works."
Johnson: "Well... Call that bitch a Soviet then. Considering few know how true Communism works."
by BeerChuggin'German January 31, 2009
by BeerChuggin'German July 26, 2008
PersonOnAIM1: Hey Mitch.
Mitch: Wazup, Juan?
...
Ten Minutes later...
Juan: Hey! Look at this! LOL. 8====D <>
Mitch: Wazup, Juan?
...
Ten Minutes later...
Juan: Hey! Look at this! LOL. 8====D <>
by BeerChuggin'German November 2, 2008
Person1: "Yo Mitch. I got myself a CX=D-------------------------------------------. Wanna fight?
Person2: "Hell no! You will pwn my ass with that shit!
Person2: "Hell no! You will pwn my ass with that shit!
by BeerChuggin'German July 18, 2009