2 definitions by Beer Sailor
A pseudo-sexual act in which the male (ideally one that is vertically endowed, with large hands) straddles the female whilst stretching the scrotal epidermis over his clog wearing partner's forehead. The ideal effect is such that the female appears grandmother like, due to her new wrinkly, veiny forehead.
"My girlfriend just came home with a pair of clogs, I fear she may want to perform the Danish grandma."
by Beer Sailor December 5, 2009
A term, often used pejoratively, to describe enlisted personnel of the armed forces. Most commonly used by pretentious junior officers to put down hard working enlisted sailors, soldiers, airmen and Marines.
Living next to the base would be extremely distasteful to the arrogant junior officer, as he would not want to associate with the e-dogs.
by Beer Sailor August 1, 2009