Bec's definitions

smenis

abreviated term for "Smells like penis"

After Jon pulled his hand from inside his pants and raised it to his nose he said "Oh man! Smenis"
or
"Did you catch a whif of Dan's breath the other day? It was totally smenis"

by Bec April 14, 2005

Wisdomic

Adj: A sarcastic form of wisdom.

Matt, that was so f'n wisdomic.

by Bec May 7, 2005

Lloyd Dobler

To stand outside the window of the girl/boy's house you are attempting to court, while blaring a boombox over your head with a romantic song playing.

From the movie Say Anything

"Man, that dude totally scored by pulling a SWEET Lloyd Dobler on that girl!!"

by Bec September 3, 2004

make love

sex when taken to a higher ground: the opposite of fucking. usually slow, soft, and sensual. the term is preferred by women, although many use it incorrectly, calling all sex lovemaking. even hard-core dildo cornholing and such whatnots.

We made love for hours in the blue moonlight.

-Did you and Johnny make love last night?
-No, we fucked like rabid monkeys.

by bec March 26, 2005

xmas

Abbreviated form of Christmas. The letter "X" was used by ancient Christians under persecution as a sign of their faith, being a physical representation of the cross. Underground meeting spots usually had an "X" marked on the sidewalk in front. Since celebrating Christmas was illegal and could result in martyrdom, Xmas was an acceptable name for the holiday.

Some super-conservative Christians are so uneducated on their faith's history that you wonder how they can have the balls to persecute others based on spelling, i.e., X-mas.

by bec March 28, 2005

jerkaholic

slang; a girl who finds herself constantly falling for the wrong guys who her friends think are jerks.

"I can't believe she feel for that bastard, she is such a jerkaholic!"

by Bec April 5, 2005

Owen Holloway

Meaning: Glow in the Dark Care Bear with blue hair.

"hello owen"
"mmm butter"

by bec November 17, 2004