11 definitions by BeanTownBeanery
Sloppy slutburger w/cheese: a female who just finished sex w/jism in her twat, rushes out the door to her next dicking session without cleaning up the jizm in her, but has developed a yeast infection from not cleaning up spent jiz, some men are known as a sloppy slutburger w/cheese, because they are immune to the slightest hint of the smell of an micdonolds cheeseburger.
Gross, Mary! Why didn’t you at least wipe that thing, it smells like a sloppy slutburger with cheese ... how many guys did you fuck last night???!!!
by BeanTownBeanery January 30, 2021
A sloppy slutburger is that kind of slut that does a dirty dick to a guy, but in this case the slut is rushing off to her next fuck and forgets to wipe the spent jism in her cunt, and the next guy eats her out and thinks she’s cum’n on his face.
Damn! It’s the second time she served me a sloppy slutburger, I had it tested for sperm and it tested positive!
by BeanTownBeanery January 30, 2021
Noun: Double cuntburger with cheese: is the same as the regular cuntburger with cheese, except that it’s two females on the same menstruation cycle, and they’re both plagued with yeast infections at the same time. Sometimes it can also be ‘mother and daughter’ situations, because the daughter is still living with her mother.
Usage: “Like mother, like daughter,” the vile attributes come pouring out and clearly defining them as a double cuntburger with cheese.
Usage: “Like mother, like daughter,” the vile attributes come pouring out and clearly defining them as a double cuntburger with cheese.
Usage: “Like mother, like daughter,” the vile attributes come pouring out and clearly defining them as a double cuntburger with cheese.
by BeanTownBeanery March 17, 2021
The residue left behind, after sitting one's ass on a toilet seat... It is usually composed of body sweat, pubic hairs or other body secretions.
by BeanTownBeanery August 14, 2013
Jizz monkey: 1. a person who is so addicted to having their mouth filled with cum, that if… that person doesn’t get their jizz fix, they go ape-shit! Hence, jizz monkey is a very miserable person,
2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey
3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.
4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.
2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey
3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.
4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.
by BeanTownBeanery December 26, 2022
noun: turkey basted
In the same manner in which a real turkey is basted. You dip the baster into the back end of the turkey as a starting point and draw up the rich, warm broth. And then you pull out the baster and you spread the brothy, gravy-like liberally over the turkey. This process is repeated dozens of times until satisfaction is achieved by the hands holding the baster. So the woman is belly-down, on all fours, is wearing white ankle socks, and has to have her legs crossed and back is arched and she typically would have a small piece of fruit in her mouth the whole time. The act of: As men as two dozen men gather around the woman (as described above) and by fuck’n her in the ass and Masterbating until each man sprays his wad all over her body
In the same manner in which a real turkey is basted. You dip the baster into the back end of the turkey as a starting point and draw up the rich, warm broth. And then you pull out the baster and you spread the brothy, gravy-like liberally over the turkey. This process is repeated dozens of times until satisfaction is achieved by the hands holding the baster. So the woman is belly-down, on all fours, is wearing white ankle socks, and has to have her legs crossed and back is arched and she typically would have a small piece of fruit in her mouth the whole time. The act of: As men as two dozen men gather around the woman (as described above) and by fuck’n her in the ass and Masterbating until each man sprays his wad all over her body
“I’m waiting to see if Kim Kardashian leaks a video of Kim getting a turkey basted for herself and sister.”
by BeanTownBeanery December 26, 2022
Jizzm Jocky
noun : a cum hungry man or woman. Typically stereotyped due to the blatant display of needing jizz or cum in their mouths, tasting it and playing with in their mouths, before they do anything effectively.
Example : “A true Jizzm Jocky can never get enough cum, into her/his own body.”
noun : a cum hungry man or woman. Typically stereotyped due to the blatant display of needing jizz or cum in their mouths, tasting it and playing with in their mouths, before they do anything effectively.
Example : “A true Jizzm Jocky can never get enough cum, into her/his own body.”
Jizzm Jocky
noun : a cum hungry man or woman. Typically stereotyped due to the blatant display of needing jizz or cum in their mouths, tasting it and playing with in their mouths, before they do anything effectively.
Example : “A true Jizzm Jocky can never get enough cum, into her/his own body.”
noun : a cum hungry man or woman. Typically stereotyped due to the blatant display of needing jizz or cum in their mouths, tasting it and playing with in their mouths, before they do anything effectively.
Example : “A true Jizzm Jocky can never get enough cum, into her/his own body.”
by BeanTownBeanery December 26, 2022