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A jizz monkey is in fact a job description and refers to the poor unfortunate employed to clean up the inside of peep show/ sex show boothes, so as said employee wipes spunk from the walls he is a jizz monkey. I suppose it's like the equivalent of being a runner for television or something. Admittedly it is not a particularly desireable line of work, but I hear it pays well...
Bill: 'Has Bob got himself a job yet?'
Ben: 'Why yes Bill, he's working as a jizz monkey down in the red light district'
Bill: What? He gets paid to clean up spunk, that's just fucked up man.'
Ben: It's a dirty job, but some ones got to do it...'
by sickNtwisted October 05, 2006
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A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat.
"Look at that Jizzmonkey, hanging around, waiting for his chance to skulk in"
by Gareth Duignan February 11, 2007
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A person who is known to masturbate frequently, and is also and idiot, who is often unattractive like a primate, thus the "monkey". Other wise known as a freak
Jizzmonkey- I screwed myself over your milf last night
Guy- Ow thats disgusting you ugly Jizz Monkey!
by FailWinner October 10, 2009
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When a man sets foot into the undercarriage of a hot humid jungle, and snatches a helpless little monkey out of a tree and busts a fat old nut onto the poor monkeys face, and then returns the little monkey into its tree once again to go on with its business, just with jizz on its face...
Johnnyquest was feeling adventurous one hot humid day, so he decided to to give a helpless monkey a creamy Jizzmonkey.
by Poor helpless monkey :( June 25, 2010
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To jizz on the face of an African American female, while she is taking a poop.
Brent Shaw jizz monkeyed that girl last night!!
by NegroButthole March 07, 2009
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Someone who talks a huge load of shite or a primate who masterbates furiously hence producing wads of monkey jizz.
1.Bob really pisses me off, what a jizzmonkey.

2. Cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that jizzmonkey go
by urbankhaos May 09, 2003
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a female or male that is addicted to the feeling of jizz inbetween their tounge and cheek
that bitch is the biggest fucking jizz monkey out there.
by liberty November 19, 2004
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