5 definitions by Bawks Sonic
A clown with gigantic balls.
I'm saying GIGANTIC. He hops on them because they're squishy and bouncy, and he often gets hurt badly due to jumping off of high cliffs.
He's got a small penis, however.
So small that he can't even pee out of it.
Instead, he must cut his balls open to let the piss out, hence his name; Piss Clown.
He has a variety of different locations, and he lives on a diet of balloons, boogers, and piss.
He stands at 4'3, but his balls are over 6 ft tall.
He's attracted to men especially, who can piss all over him and give him secret powers.
If you see the piss clown, watch out, because he may force you to piss on his balls.
I'm saying GIGANTIC. He hops on them because they're squishy and bouncy, and he often gets hurt badly due to jumping off of high cliffs.
He's got a small penis, however.
So small that he can't even pee out of it.
Instead, he must cut his balls open to let the piss out, hence his name; Piss Clown.
He has a variety of different locations, and he lives on a diet of balloons, boogers, and piss.
He stands at 4'3, but his balls are over 6 ft tall.
He's attracted to men especially, who can piss all over him and give him secret powers.
If you see the piss clown, watch out, because he may force you to piss on his balls.
"Aye man is that the piss clown?"
"It-It seems he is aagh- he's jerking off my penis!!!!"
*Piss clown talks in a Spanish accent for some reason*
"Aye señor. I'mma drink all ur cum mWAHHAEHSJAK"
"It-It seems he is aagh- he's jerking off my penis!!!!"
*Piss clown talks in a Spanish accent for some reason*
"Aye señor. I'mma drink all ur cum mWAHHAEHSJAK"
by Bawks Sonic July 21, 2021
To get kicked in the balls, hit in the balls, or having blunt force trauma in the balls.
Basically...
It's just getting hit in the balls.
Basically...
It's just getting hit in the balls.
by Bawks Sonic March 7, 2023
"Hey so, when you and I made out, I sorta had some wooloh."
"Whenever I drink a lot of water, I wooloh".
"Whenever I drink a lot of water, I wooloh".
by Bawks Sonic December 10, 2020
A person who likes to eat taint. Not just normal taint, but taint right after a man takes a huge constipated shit.
GODAMNIT RAFE CONNORS. I SAW YOU COOGIE MUFFERING MY FUCKING MOM LAST NIGHT
Um, actually brother, I'm not just an ordinary Coogie Muffer. That was our mother's Coogie that I muffed.
Um, actually brother, I'm not just an ordinary Coogie Muffer. That was our mother's Coogie that I muffed.
by Bawks Sonic March 6, 2023
The warrior in the year 6969. He fights using dildo swords and anal plug guns.
His signature attack is to jump on someone's face, fart in their mouth, and do the floss over their corpse.
Radhmir wasn't born. He was created in a lab. He's half dragon, half human, and he looks really messed up.
His other signature attack is "shit talking", to where he goes up to his opponent with feces in his mouth and kisses them. It's very deadly.
His signature attack is to jump on someone's face, fart in their mouth, and do the floss over their corpse.
Radhmir wasn't born. He was created in a lab. He's half dragon, half human, and he looks really messed up.
His other signature attack is "shit talking", to where he goes up to his opponent with feces in his mouth and kisses them. It's very deadly.
by Bawks Sonic December 10, 2020