Derrick: "Yo, your bitch sucked my dick last night and when I came in her mouth, she coughed up a coogie, and then I fucked her without a condom. I made her eat what I thought was a plan B, but it turned out to be some roofy type shit, so I just fucked her again. No condom."
Zeke: "Tf!? You Cosbyed my wife?"
Derrick: "Yea broski! That bitch was beggin for this one-inch-punisher!"