44 definitions by Batrastard

-The amusing little nub in the VGNRZ-ical region of the woman which, when stimulated successfully, leads to flooding, moaning, and occasional verbal deifications of the stimulating party by the sopping female


"For 30X the pleasure, input the Konami code on the CLTRZ."

"The way to a woman's heart is thru teh CLTRZ."
by Batrastard August 1, 2003
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1- A variation of the word "pussy." It comes from the component letters P, S, and Y, the sounds of which are joined together to form a word used to signify a man lacking testicular fortitude

2- Synonym for "coward"
Don't be such a fucking peswai!
by Batrastard April 19, 2003
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-A man who puts his member into a sock, applies the Kung Fu action grip, and proceeds to tenaciously wankerbate
"You bought a Yanni CD? You, lad, are a pathetic sock rapist."
by Batrastard August 22, 2003
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-One who must squat or sit to urinate; a woman
"I can write my name in the snow with ease because I'm not a squatpisser!"
by Batrastard October 17, 2003
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1- The unfortunate state of being unable to please an especially frigid woman

2- Becoming hopelessly lost after a series of wrong turns in a place where death is more than a little likely
I tried and tried to warm that iceberg, but in the end it was like I was Lost on the Iditarod.

Dude, losing your way in that neighborhood is even more hazardous to your health than getting Lost on the Iditarod.
by Batrastard April 21, 2003
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- The drought-like state of (a male) not having sex for a protracted period of time
"He's had a bad case of desert dick since he broke up with his fiancée."
by Batrastard July 20, 2003
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1- A characteristic of an object displaying multiple and rather mismatched colors, or what would be described as "loud" in the visual sense

2- Any unpleasant combination of colors
"Dude, go back home and change, you are committing chromaticide!"

"That's not art; that's chromaticide."
by Batrastard July 10, 2003
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