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wankerbate 

1- Yet another term for masturbating

2- The act of masturbation ("wankerbation")

3- A worthless jerk-off ("wankerbator")

4- Speaking, singing, or writing alot without saying anything at all ("verbal, lyrical, or literary wankerbation")
It's time to wankerbate!

It seems that Luke is one with the wankerbation, Emperor.

Get out of my face, you damn wankerbator!

While some may find the works of (insert annoying author here) to be enlightening and insightful, I am quite turned off by the excessive amount of literary wankerbation that this asstard uses to completely dance around anything remotely resembling a point.
wankerbate by Batrastard April 21, 2003
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Wankerbate 

To wank it in class, or in a school bathroom.
What John Croden did.
Wankerbate by Cody Longpré October 6, 2004

wasterbate 

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.
"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"
wasterbate by Toffer92 April 13, 2010

Wanderbabe 

A female, typically an Instagram model, who poses in front of beautiful landscapes often wearing Blundstone boots, a mustard yellow top, a wide brimmed hat and a patterned blanket.

The stereotypical pose includes turning their back towards the camera, touching their hat, and dreamily looking off into the distance.

Refer to “Alpine Daddy” for the male version.
Have you checked out @chloe.chapdelaine’s Instagram page? She’s such a wanderbabe!

@camm_eng shoots banger photos of wanderbabes!
Wanderbabe by Hikesforlikes July 30, 2019

wankerage 

An object or situation which leaves a person feeling frustrated and annoyed
"What a load of wankerage !"
wankerage by SabaKB October 30, 2008

wanderbating 

To wander whilst masterbating. Frequently performed by those who get distracted easily and need a change of scenery. Painfully awkward for room mates, houseguests, parents, etc.
I once walked in on my brother while he was masturbating. Wait, I walked in on him while I was masturbating. I was wanderbating.
wanderbating by PhilFFI January 7, 2011

wankerbot 

A cyborg robot designed by the japanese to wank. Used as an insult.
That robot is a wankerbot. / Wankerbots, the lot of em!
wankerbot by Sam Goodman October 27, 2005