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by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

jai z

Dildo converser. Believes he has the power to talk to anal toys. Claims he invented anal beads.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

Hello Breakfast

A randomized phrase of one interjection and one noun combined together by a mentally challenged individual to create this phrase.

"Hello Breakfast!"
"Oh Crap!"
"Bye Starch!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003

Doom

A noun in which you and I are impending. The onslaught of doom will be swift and... painful. The whole universe will eventually implode on us all. We are all doomed. DOOMED. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Go home now.

You smell that, Daniel? That's the smell of doom!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

second

A length of time that is very-under-exaggerated.

<Killer> Hey there.
<Spiller> Hi, I'll be back in a second.
<Killer> Okay.
*** 20 minutes later ***
<Killer> ...
<Spiller> I'm back.
<Killer> Where were you?
<Spiller> Hang on, back in a second.
*** Killer is offline ***

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 2, 2003

meat alternatives

Genetically engineered foods, such as Kangaroo eggs, and fish-wings. All this and more can be found at KFC.

Hagged Science-Type-Person: To keep healthy, be sure to have a balanced diet, plentiful with meat... and, meat alternatives.
Crowd: BOOOOO!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

n0b

A n00b's penis.

That n00b can shove his n0b up a vacuum cleaner.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003