BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

poverty

To live malnourished and homeless, forced to eat out of a toilet.

Your uncle Susanne is a poverty stricked hobo.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 1, 2003

GIF

A form of computer image that moves as an animation, because it consists of frames, like a movie with no sound.

Bring up the topic of 'How do you pronounce "GIF"?' to a group of nerds and watch them duke it out, verbally.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003

pwnz0rer

A person who tends to get to the top of everything, such as sports, Maths and women.

The mighty pwnz0rer lived at the top of Mt Credible with his 30 wives.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

Obie Trice

Good rapper. Too self indulgent. 'nuff said.

Obie Trice, real name, no gimmicks.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Dr. Evil

The princess of Canada who named his left testile Pith and his right testicle Vinegar. Has a son named Scott Evil which was the result of cloning from Dr. Evil's sperm.

"I asked for a fricking rotating chair, not one that's possessed by the Devil!"

"Well don't look at me like I'm fricking Frankenstein, give your father a hug!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003

Nothing

What do the poor have and the rich don't want?
What is wider than the universe?
What lives in New Zealand but is still a virgin?

Nothing.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

faggotry

An army of faggots.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003