BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

assful

one who is assy

"That bumscummin' bitch over there sure is assful."
"What'd you say 'bout my mum?"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

the poopsmith

A man the King of Town employed for reasons he cares not to disclose.

<StrongBad> Okay, Poopsmith. That's the worst costume I ever saw. I mean, you're Lazer-Tag? What, are you supposed to be dressed up as the product? Or is it more abstract that that, like you're supposed to be the concept of Lazer-Tag?
Come on man, you know you just found that old crap in a trunk in your basement.

<KingofTown> Ease off, Strong Bad! He's not the one that dressed up as a girl 2 years in a row!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003

hello shitty

What one would say if one peered into a used toilet bowl.

<RoboToilet> I am honored to accept your waste.
<TubboFromDubbo> Hello Shitty!

by bastardized bottomburp May 29, 2003

rash

*lubricant

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

assling

The spawn of a large, hairy man's ass.

The asslings gathered and plotted the revolt against their bald overlords.

by BastardizeD BottomburP March 29, 2003

Tits

Water balloons, jugs, boobs, boobies, dirty pillows, beach balls, knockers, titties, hooters, grabbers, honkers, bouncers, big 'uns, breasts, watermelons, melons, water bags, suckers

"HIAY HU WANTZ 2 FEELL MAI TITS?////" - Britney Spears discovers the internet.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

hated

What I am. And that's the way I like it. The wise words of Eminem, I quote:

"I only cuss to make your mom upset!"

I am the most hated motherfucker on Earth. You think I give a fuck?

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003