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That cock jockey should blimmin' well go out to become a prostitute. He already is come to think of it.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 6, 2003
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by Bastardized Bottomburp July 6, 2003
Get the Jesus Ranch mug.Useless, annoying SHIT. No one clicks them, and they ruin a webpage's template. Still not as bad as pop-up ads and pop-under ads.
The Banner Ads were invented by one of those hated internet individuals who create things for ease-of-use advertising. Bastard.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 11, 2003
Get the banner ads mug.Little green men, often confused with asselves and assfairies, they dance around a campfire lit by methane within the outer anus of a man. They perform ass-ceremonies all night until the "crack" (AHAHAHA A PUN) of ass-dawn.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 11, 2003
Get the assgoblin mug.An s-shaped dragon of monstrous proportion, he terrorizes peasants of small villages by burninating their village huts. Trogdor wields a beefy arm coming out of his neck, but he uses it rarely because he is better off simple burninating his meals.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003
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Bring up the topic of 'How do you pronounce "GIF"?' to a group of nerds and watch them duke it out, verbally.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003
Get the GIF mug.Yu-Gi-Oh is so tragic, 'the heart of the cards', yeah, like that would ever help me win a game of poker. The Fart of the Hards.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003
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