552 definitions by BastardizeD BottomburP

ura suk

Non-sensical ramblings spurted on the internet by azns, net whores and geeks. Generally translated it means 'You Are A Suck', though this makes no sense still. The best translation would be 'You Suck'.

PongO124: I wnet 2 teh farm yestay! LOZL!
Yuriporker: Shut the hell up, fucktard.
PongO124: GRR!!!111 URA SUK!!!
Yuriporker: Shit man, get a life.
Pong)124: SHut teh fack uop, man!1

by BastardizeD BottomburP May 4, 2003

ROFLMCLAO

The idiot versian of saying 'Ha. Ha. How very amusing.'

<bastard#1> This chatroom is gay
<completebastard#1> ROFLMCLAO
<bastard#1> Shut the fuck up, ballhair, go fuck your other 'net-whores.
<completebastard#1> ROFLMCLAO!!111
<bastard#1> Hoy...

by BastardizeD BottomburP March 23, 2003

computers

Plural for a bunch of things that suck.

Windows = Bugged
Mac = Useless
Linux = Why bother

If there were no problems and no viruses, Windows would be excellent.

by BastardizeD BottomburP September 17, 2003

computer

A machine designed mainly to play Solitaire and fix endless problems consuming time and money.

<Idioth> I got a computer yesterday!
<Idoith> Luckyyy!! How is it?
<Idioth> Great! Plenty of Solitaire and a crapload of errors!

by BastardizeD BottomburP September 1, 2003

McLife

What you McLive if you have a McDonalds McFetish.

McBilly's McLife revolved around McDonalds.

by BastardizeD BottomburP August 31, 2003

AOL Kids

sad little fuckers who can't spell, or co-ordinate their fingers to type in a keyboard properly. See n00bs.

<AOLmunchkin> HELLO!!!111 lolz.
<FatTony> Well, if it ain't the stench on society's a-hole. How you doing, assbaby?
<AOLmunchkin> Wot?/
<FatTony> Never you mind your small, feeble head.
<AOLmunchkin> fuk u,, ura suk, u stopid fukhad.
<FatTony> And how.
<AOLmunchkin> brb,, i gotta go 2 teh tiolet!1 lolz.
<FatTony> How is that funny?
<AOLmunchkin> ura looser.
<FatTony> Says the unco-ordinated hick with a Mountain Dew bottle up his/her/its ass. Might I note that the Mountain Dew bottle is full of Mountain Dew. Painful enema, mayhaps?
<AOLmunchkin> fak u man

And then the assyness will continue into the night.

by BastardizeD BottomburP May 8, 2003

fuckhead

A person who has a vagina on top of their neck instead of a head.

by BastardizeD BottomburP May 4, 2003