552 definitions by BastardizeD BottomburP

pens

badly spelt and pronounced penis

I write with pens

by BastardizeD BottomburP May 3, 2003

Jesus Ranch

Don't visit such a ranch, otherwise you may fall in love with a big potato when you start to dance in France. And it smells of shit.

I'm taking a walk in the woods... it's nice outside. Smells of shit.

by BastardizeD BottomburP July 7, 2003

hallo

dumbass internet-chode's way of saying 'hello'

"HALLO EVRY1!11"
"Shut up or I steal your manporn!"

by BastardizeD BottomburP March 21, 2003

poverty

To live malnourished and homeless, forced to eat out of a toilet.

Your uncle Susanne is a poverty stricked hobo.

by BastardizeD BottomburP July 1, 2003

LOOK

to peek at one's private parts

I looked.

by BastardizeD BottomburP May 3, 2003

Phake

adj: not real, used to describe the way wiggas act.

Daaaaaaayum, that wigga is phake-ass.

by BastardizeD BottomburP May 16, 2003