Baaweet's definitions
Official: "Transportation Security Agency"
Reality: "Thousands Standing Around" or "Take your Shoes off Asshole".
A bunch of self-righteous, uneducated idiots who got promoted and pay raises for failing America on 9/11.
They've basically gone from working the frier to being the McDonalds managers.
They allow anyone wearing a turban to pass through for fear of offending them while administering anal probes to flight crew who are (now, pay attention) ALREADY IN THE COCKPIT.
Reality: "Thousands Standing Around" or "Take your Shoes off Asshole".
A bunch of self-righteous, uneducated idiots who got promoted and pay raises for failing America on 9/11.
They've basically gone from working the frier to being the McDonalds managers.
They allow anyone wearing a turban to pass through for fear of offending them while administering anal probes to flight crew who are (now, pay attention) ALREADY IN THE COCKPIT.
by Baaweet October 17, 2003
Get the TSAmug.