Spirit Prison

Where some religions believe you will go if you don't lead a prosperous life. It is the Christian equivalent to hell. It's also fun to use in sentences for a replacement for the word hell.

Where in the Spirit Prison did I put my keys?!

by BEJ0124 June 07, 2011

Harold Camping Wrong

After two failed apocalypse predictions, Harold Camping, misled thousands of followers into believing Judgement Day would occur in 1994 and then again on May 21, 2011. After neither date ended the world, Harold Camping said he wasn't wrong, but just misinterpreted the Bible... again. Now we get to look forward to the new date of Oct. 21, 2011... Now whenever you're wrong just remember you aren't Harold Camping Wrong.

Staci: I'm sorry, I was wrong about that.

Brittany: It's cool, at least you weren't Harold Camping Wrong.

by BEJ0124 September 23, 2011

Spicy Tuna Roll

When a female farts and queefs simultaneously while performing a summersault.

It is also possible to spicy tuna roll while dismounting from a sexual position.

Hank: Dude, I was banging out this chick last night and she gave me a spicy tuna roll when she was done.

Stephany: That's gross.

by BEJ0124 December 08, 2011

This is geisha

Now-a-days everyone wants to be so politically correct. Instead of saying "This is gay," you can now say "This is geisha," without harboring any guilty feelings for being anti-homosexual.

Brittany: I hate being in this meeting for four hours.

Arwin: Me too, this is geisha.

by BEJ0124 June 11, 2011

iHand

When a person uses their iPhone so much it becomes a part of their body. They no longer have a hand, or an iPhone, but an iHand.

I can't live without my iHand.

by BEJ0124 May 05, 2011

curly sue

1. A poop so long it spirals around the toilet bowl

2. A cute little girl with spiral curls in her hair

After I ate that entire burrito, I left a curly sue in the toilet.

by BEJ0124 May 05, 2011

baby jesus poops

When you have to poop so bad that you feel that you are about to give birth to an immaculate conception. The poops often resemble pop corn shrimp, or little baby jesus' swaddled in little blankets.

After I ate all of that food I had a case of the baby jesus poops!

by BEJ0124 May 05, 2011