BEJ0124's definitions
When a person uses their iPhone so much it becomes a part of their body. They no longer have a hand, or an iPhone, but an iHand.
by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011
Get the iHandmug. Now-a-days everyone wants to be so politically correct. Instead of saying "This is gay," you can now say "This is geisha," without harboring any guilty feelings for being anti-homosexual.
by BEJ0124 June 11, 2011
Get the This is geishamug. The fat girl at the bar, who slightly dances, always has a drink in her hand, and is always a giant bitch. When others even look in her direction she gets an attitude. Even though she is large, she is in charge, and honestly believes she is better than anyone else in the place.
by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011
Get the big bitchymug. Where some religions believe you will go if you don't lead a prosperous life. It is the Christian equivalent to hell. It's also fun to use in sentences for a replacement for the word hell.
by BEJ0124 June 7, 2011
Get the Spirit Prisonmug. When you receive a hand job. Many men say their first sexual encounter was getting a hand job when they were younger. When a man receives one while older and in a mature relationship, he is reminded of a classic memory.
by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011
Get the HJ Classicmug. After two failed apocalypse predictions, Harold Camping, misled thousands of followers into believing Judgement Day would occur in 1994 and then again on May 21, 2011. After neither date ended the world, Harold Camping said he wasn't wrong, but just misinterpreted the Bible... again. Now we get to look forward to the new date of Oct. 21, 2011... Now whenever you're wrong just remember you aren't Harold Camping Wrong.
Staci: I'm sorry, I was wrong about that.
Brittany: It's cool, at least you weren't Harold Camping Wrong.
Brittany: It's cool, at least you weren't Harold Camping Wrong.
by BEJ0124 September 23, 2011
Get the Harold Camping Wrongmug. When a female farts and queefs simultaneously while performing a summersault.
It is also possible to spicy tuna roll while dismounting from a sexual position.
It is also possible to spicy tuna roll while dismounting from a sexual position.
Hank: Dude, I was banging out this chick last night and she gave me a spicy tuna roll when she was done.
Stephany: That's gross.
Stephany: That's gross.
by BEJ0124 December 8, 2011
Get the Spicy Tuna Rollmug.