monkey dick

Breakfast sausage or sausage links. This term is used in military chow halls and prisons.

Let's cook eggs and monkey dicks for breakfast.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

bosnia

Naval term for "Big Old Standard Navy Issue Ass". Term is used for Navy wives with big hips and or butts.

Did you see Gray's wife? That woman's is a bosnia for sure!

by Atomic Johnny March 29, 2005

Carrier Landings

A Navy game involving a long flat table and, generally, a lot of beer. Participants run toward the table and dive onto it face-first. The goal is to arrive safely and not slide off the end. Refinements such as the need to engage "arresting gear" with one’s toes, "crash and smash" teams using pitchers of beer to extinguish post-crash fires, etc., are common.

If we get fucked up enough we can play carrier landings.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

Civvy Street

Known in civilian life Civilian life as "CIWS" - Close-In Weapon System, a short-range anti-missile point defense system commonly comprised of a radar system and rotary-barreled Gatling gun. In NATO, the system is the Vulcan Phalanx. A newer version, Goalkeeper, uses the GAU-8 30mm Gatling gun found in the A-10 Thunderbolt for increased range and destructive power. Can have anti-surface modes as well, for use against small craft and the like. Derisive interpretations of the acronym include: 'Christ, It Won't Shoot', and 'Captain, It Won't Shoot,' due to common maintenance difficulties.

We worked on the civvy street all night and the piece of shits still broke!

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

big chicken dinner

Military term for a Bad Conduct Discharge. In many ways, equivalent to a felony conviction.

Private Petty got the Big chicken Dinner for deserting.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

khaki sacker

Term used for a married person at work or in the military that brings a lunch to work every day thats packed in a brown bag by their wife. Also known as a "brown bagger".

We're going to Mcdonalds for lunch today. All of the Khaki Sackers are staying put.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

pig of the port

Naval term used for the ugliest girl in port. This term is used most frequently in clubs, bars, etc when ship is in port and the ugliest girl is spotted in the establishment.

Didja' see the pig of the port? She's trying to hook up with everybody tonight!

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005