Definitions by Atomic Johnny

monkey dick 

Breakfast sausage or sausage links. This term is used in military chow halls and prisons.

Let's cook eggs and monkey dicks for breakfast.

monkey dick by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

sweat grenade 

Someone who sweats profusely. Fat boys are sweat grenades when active.

I was a sweat grenade after that workout yesterday.

sweat grenade by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

A-gang

Naval term for the auxiliaries division of the engineering department. These personnel operate and maintain the ship's auxiliary equipment (air conditioning systems, distilling units, air compressors, etc.)

That guys been an "A-ganger" ever since he enlisted.

A-gang by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

amateur night 

Naval term for the day after payday, when nothing seems to go right, especially shipboard evolutions.

Damn! tomorrows gonna' be amateur night.

amateur night by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

big chicken dinner

Military term for a Bad Conduct Discharge. In many ways, equivalent to a felony conviction.

Private Petty got the Big chicken Dinner for deserting.

big chicken dinner by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

Bitch box 

US Navy term for an intercom or amplified circuit used to communicate between spaces of the ship.

Who was calling on the bitch box?

Bitch box by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

Carrier Landings

A Navy game involving a long flat table and, generally, a lot of beer. Participants run toward the table and dive onto it face-first. The goal is to arrive safely and not slide off the end. Refinements such as the need to engage "arresting gear" with one’s toes, "crash and smash" teams using pitchers of beer to extinguish post-crash fires, etc., are common.

If we get fucked up enough we can play carrier landings.

Carrier Landings by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005