Atomic Johnny's definitions

sweat grenade

Someone who sweats profusely. Fat boys are sweat grenades when active.

I was a sweat grenade after that workout yesterday.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

JSR

military acronym for "Joe Shit the Ragman". He's the mythical sailor who screws everyting up and can never get anything right. A complete idiot. Also, the total opposite of "AJ Squared Away".

I ain't cleaning the bilge. Tell the chief to get get JSR to do it!

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

deck ape

Naval term used to signify a "botswain's mate" on a ship who is in charge of anchors, moorings, lines, rope etc.

Chief! Order deck apes to pull anchor!

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

cannon cocker

Term used in the military for anyone that fires or mans any type of gun. This can be used for a tank gunner, artillery man, door gunner, deck gunner, etc.

Tell the cannon cockers to get there asses over to divvy hq.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

creamed foreskins on toast

Military term for the "delicacy" known in civilian life as Chipped Beef on Toast.

Creamed foreskins on toast again? Damn! Thats the third time this week they've served it in the chow hall

by Atomic Johnny July 1, 2006

donkey dick

Naval Term. - (1) The nozzle of an inline proportioner in a firefighting hose line for AFFF. (2) The inflated tube that holds up the center of the roof of a lifeboat. (3) The protruding sensor boom of the MAD gear aboard the P-2 Neptune and P-3 Orion. Note: this term is also used for literally dozens of other objects in the naval service.

Hand me that donkey dick over there!

by Atomic Johnny May 13, 2005

pig of the port

Naval term used for the ugliest girl in port. This term is used most frequently in clubs, bars, etc when ship is in port and the ugliest girl is spotted in the establishment.

Didja' see the pig of the port? She's trying to hook up with everybody tonight!

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005