AtlanticComputer's definitions

Soyous

Of, or relating to, soy.

Soylent? You're a man. Don't eat that shit, it's soyous. It'll give you man-tits.

by AtlanticComputer August 26, 2020

The tip

The bulb at the end of an uncircumcised penis.

"Just the tip."

-- Skylar Vox

by AtlanticComputer September 15, 2020

jizzbean

(noun) A shaven testicle.

I only have one jizzbean, as I don't shave my other one.

by AtlanticComputer August 27, 2020

orbiter

A guy who pussyfoots around a specific woman, or women in general, in hopes of getting laid. This almost never works out, as he stays around her dawdling, ogling, and daydreaming rather than actually approaching her.

The orbiter sat patiently as he watched her. Then her boyfriend came along and he knew he had to go.

by AtlanticComputer September 5, 2020

Yep

I didn't hear you, and I don't care, either.

Eileen: "Did you wash the dishes, dear?"
Bobby: "Yep."

by AtlanticComputer October 18, 2020

sucking major booty

(v.) The term you use when you want to say "sucking ass" (aka being bad at something) but you're in a situation where you can't swear.

(With regards to a sport) That kid is sucking major booty right now. Does he even know how to play?

by AtlanticComputer November 27, 2020

YouTumor

Someone who is a metaphorical tumor on the (usually) great site of YouTube. They make bad videos. A YouTumor usually has a high-pitched voice, and their videos often consist of excessively yelling and/or emoting so as to appeal to a younger and/or less developed demographic. Upon seeing one of these videos, you'll immediately wonder why people purposely choose to watch and support it.

Morgz is a YouTumor.

by AtlanticComputer October 3, 2020