AtlanticComputer's definitions

eating dirt

Going face-first into the ground.

I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.

by AtlanticComputer August 30, 2020

European Union

A large governmental body whose only purpose is to undermine its member countries and their identities by means of extreme amounts of refugees who hate gay people and women. It also serves to silence anyone who disagrees with its existence.

The European Union says that no-one should be able to fly a European country's flag.

by AtlanticComputer September 4, 2020

orbiter

A guy who pussyfoots around a specific woman, or women in general, in hopes of getting laid. This almost never works out, as he stays around her dawdling, ogling, and daydreaming rather than actually approaching her.

The orbiter sat patiently as he watched her. Then her boyfriend came along and he knew he had to go.

by AtlanticComputer September 5, 2020

Bountyism

When the police force is inadequate, a system of bountyism is often put in place, wherein a bounty is placed on a criminal for the citizens to take down.

There is a severe lack of bountyism in American politics.

by AtlanticComputer September 10, 2020

circlejerk

A conversation online where all information is agreed upon and no outside input is allowed.

Liberal circlejerk!

by AtlanticComputer September 10, 2020

who dat

Slang for "who's that".

"Yo... Who dat ah ring me bell, star?"

-- Little Jacob, 2008.

by AtlanticComputer September 14, 2020

The tip

The bulb at the end of an uncircumcised penis.

"Just the tip."

-- Skylar Vox

by AtlanticComputer September 15, 2020