AtlanticComputer's definitions

rinsed

A man who has been stripped of most of his assets after marriage.

Bob was rinsed. He lost his house, car, business, and kids to his ex-wife Karen.

by AtlanticComputer September 22, 2020

Pausal

Someone who has a hard time at hiding their blatant lies, and frequently pauses to cringe.

The guy at the job interview was so pausal that I thought he was having a stroke.

by AtlanticComputer August 27, 2020

Bountyism

When the police force is inadequate, a system of bountyism is often put in place, wherein a bounty is placed on a criminal for the citizens to take down.

There is a severe lack of bountyism in American politics.

by AtlanticComputer September 10, 2020

Lay-back

Someone who walks too slow while talking with their fellow lay-backs. They block the entire sidewalk or hallway, leaving you no choice but to plow through them and tell them to piss off under your breath. They often show up at the worst time, like when you're trying to catch the bus.

Outta the way, stupid lay-backs.

by AtlanticComputer October 18, 2020

YouTumor

Someone who is a metaphorical tumor on the (usually) great site of YouTube. They make bad videos. A YouTumor usually has a high-pitched voice, and their videos often consist of excessively yelling and/or emoting so as to appeal to a younger and/or less developed demographic. Upon seeing one of these videos, you'll immediately wonder why people purposely choose to watch and support it.

Morgz is a YouTumor.

by AtlanticComputer October 3, 2020

sucking major booty

(v.) The term you use when you want to say "sucking ass" (aka being bad at something) but you're in a situation where you can't swear.

(With regards to a sport) That kid is sucking major booty right now. Does he even know how to play?

by AtlanticComputer November 27, 2020

jizzbean

(noun) A shaven testicle.

I only have one jizzbean, as I don't shave my other one.

by AtlanticComputer August 27, 2020