AtlanticComputer's definitions

Bountyism

When the police force is inadequate, a system of bountyism is often put in place, wherein a bounty is placed on a criminal for the citizens to take down.

There is a severe lack of bountyism in American politics.

by AtlanticComputer September 10, 2020

Pausal

Someone who has a hard time at hiding their blatant lies, and frequently pauses to cringe.

The guy at the job interview was so pausal that I thought he was having a stroke.

by AtlanticComputer August 27, 2020

who dat

Slang for "who's that".

"Yo... Who dat ah ring me bell, star?"

-- Little Jacob, 2008.

by AtlanticComputer September 14, 2020

YouTumor

Someone who is a metaphorical tumor on the (usually) great site of YouTube. They make bad videos. A YouTumor usually has a high-pitched voice, and their videos often consist of excessively yelling and/or emoting so as to appeal to a younger and/or less developed demographic. Upon seeing one of these videos, you'll immediately wonder why people purposely choose to watch and support it.

Morgz is a YouTumor.

by AtlanticComputer October 3, 2020

eating dirt

Going face-first into the ground.

I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.

by AtlanticComputer August 30, 2020

Dating

A word that changes vastly based on who is saying it.
1. When two 10-15 year olds hold hands every day, their friends call it "dating"
2. When two people (usually of age to own a car) meet up to have dinner and talk about what their life is like.

When someone said Jack and Jill were "dating" in Middle School, I felt inadequate because I thought they weren't just holding hands in the hall. I was a weird kid.

by AtlanticComputer July 25, 2020

jizzbean

(noun) A shaven testicle.

I only have one jizzbean, as I don't shave my other one.

by AtlanticComputer August 27, 2020