AtlanticComputer's definitions

orbiter

A guy who pussyfoots around a specific woman, or women in general, in hopes of getting laid. This almost never works out, as he stays around her dawdling, ogling, and daydreaming rather than actually approaching her.

The orbiter sat patiently as he watched her. Then her boyfriend came along and he knew he had to go.

by AtlanticComputer September 5, 2020

Soyous

Of, or relating to, soy.

Soylent? You're a man. Don't eat that shit, it's soyous. It'll give you man-tits.

by AtlanticComputer August 26, 2020

European Union

A large governmental body whose only purpose is to undermine its member countries and their identities by means of extreme amounts of refugees who hate gay people and women. It also serves to silence anyone who disagrees with its existence.

The European Union says that no-one should be able to fly a European country's flag.

by AtlanticComputer September 4, 2020

Tipper Gore

A complete shit-for-brains.

"I bought the Purple Rain album for our 11 year old."

- Tipper Gore, 1985.

by AtlanticComputer September 20, 2020

rinsed

A man who has been stripped of most of his assets after marriage.

Bob was rinsed. He lost his house, car, business, and kids to his ex-wife Karen.

by AtlanticComputer September 22, 2020

kitten

A pet name creepy dudes give to women, often underage ones.

Neckbeard: Hello, kitten.
Teenage girl: Ew get away from me

by AtlanticComputer December 14, 2020

WEtard

One who denies the WE scandal.

Look at that WEtard. He's probably a shill for the Liberal Party!

by AtlanticComputer November 14, 2020