AtlanticComputer's definitions

kitten

A pet name creepy dudes give to women, often underage ones.

Neckbeard: Hello, kitten.
Teenage girl: Ew get away from me

by AtlanticComputer December 14, 2020

bushwhacker

An offensive term for an Indigenous American.

My friend married a bushwhacker.

by AtlanticComputer October 4, 2020

eating dirt

Going face-first into the ground.

I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.

by AtlanticComputer August 30, 2020

who dat

Slang for "who's that".

"Yo... Who dat ah ring me bell, star?"

-- Little Jacob, 2008.

by AtlanticComputer September 14, 2020

Soyous

Of, or relating to, soy.

Soylent? You're a man. Don't eat that shit, it's soyous. It'll give you man-tits.

by AtlanticComputer August 26, 2020

European Union

A large governmental body whose only purpose is to undermine its member countries and their identities by means of extreme amounts of refugees who hate gay people and women. It also serves to silence anyone who disagrees with its existence.

The European Union says that no-one should be able to fly a European country's flag.

by AtlanticComputer September 4, 2020

The tip

The bulb at the end of an uncircumcised penis.

"Just the tip."

-- Skylar Vox

by AtlanticComputer September 15, 2020