AtlanticComputer's definitions

Lay-back

Someone who walks too slow while talking with their fellow lay-backs. They block the entire sidewalk or hallway, leaving you no choice but to plow through them and tell them to piss off under your breath. They often show up at the worst time, like when you're trying to catch the bus.

Outta the way, stupid lay-backs.

by AtlanticComputer October 18, 2020

Tipper Gore

A complete shit-for-brains.

"I bought the Purple Rain album for our 11 year old."

- Tipper Gore, 1985.

by AtlanticComputer September 20, 2020

rinsed

A man who has been stripped of most of his assets after marriage.

Bob was rinsed. He lost his house, car, business, and kids to his ex-wife Karen.

by AtlanticComputer September 22, 2020

bushwhacker

An offensive term for an Indigenous American.

My friend married a bushwhacker.

by AtlanticComputer October 4, 2020

kitten

A pet name creepy dudes give to women, often underage ones.

Neckbeard: Hello, kitten.
Teenage girl: Ew get away from me

by AtlanticComputer December 14, 2020

orbiter

A guy who pussyfoots around a specific woman, or women in general, in hopes of getting laid. This almost never works out, as he stays around her dawdling, ogling, and daydreaming rather than actually approaching her.

The orbiter sat patiently as he watched her. Then her boyfriend came along and he knew he had to go.

by AtlanticComputer September 5, 2020

Yep

I didn't hear you, and I don't care, either.

Eileen: "Did you wash the dishes, dear?"
Bobby: "Yep."

by AtlanticComputer October 18, 2020