AtlanticComputer's definitions

orbiter

A guy who pussyfoots around a specific woman, or women in general, in hopes of getting laid. This almost never works out, as he stays around her dawdling, ogling, and daydreaming rather than actually approaching her.

The orbiter sat patiently as he watched her. Then her boyfriend came along and he knew he had to go.

by AtlanticComputer September 5, 2020

Yep

I didn't hear you, and I don't care, either.

Eileen: "Did you wash the dishes, dear?"
Bobby: "Yep."

by AtlanticComputer October 18, 2020

European Union

A large governmental body whose only purpose is to undermine its member countries and their identities by means of extreme amounts of refugees who hate gay people and women. It also serves to silence anyone who disagrees with its existence.

The European Union says that no-one should be able to fly a European country's flag.

by AtlanticComputer September 4, 2020

Soyous

Of, or relating to, soy.

Soylent? You're a man. Don't eat that shit, it's soyous. It'll give you man-tits.

by AtlanticComputer August 26, 2020

The tip

The bulb at the end of an uncircumcised penis.

"Just the tip."

-- Skylar Vox

by AtlanticComputer September 15, 2020

Explosion

1) Rapid expulsion of material and plasma from a source.
2) Ejaculation.

1) The derailing of a train carrying lots of gasoline caused a massive explosion.
2) Can I do an explosion to your photo?

by AtlanticComputer August 7, 2020

went mainstream

Can mean a couple of things, including, but not limited to:

1. An indie musician or group who dropped their indie style and started making pop or rap.
2. A YouTuber who dropped their unique content and started making videos about Fortnite that are only entertaining to toddlers.
3. A politician who dropped their unique point of view for another one which is more popular.

In any case, there is a certain group of people that is left alienated, confused, and angry. Thus, this phrase.

1. I used to like Panic At The Disco before they went mainstream.
2. I used to like Lazarbeam before he went mainstream.
3. I used to like Andrew Scheer before he went mainstream.

by AtlanticComputer August 29, 2020