AtlanticComputer's definitions

jizzbean

(noun) A shaven testicle.

I only have one jizzbean, as I don't shave my other one.

by AtlanticComputer August 27, 2020

orbiter

A guy who pussyfoots around a specific woman, or women in general, in hopes of getting laid. This almost never works out, as he stays around her dawdling, ogling, and daydreaming rather than actually approaching her.

The orbiter sat patiently as he watched her. Then her boyfriend came along and he knew he had to go.

by AtlanticComputer September 5, 2020

Yep

I didn't hear you, and I don't care, either.

Eileen: "Did you wash the dishes, dear?"
Bobby: "Yep."

by AtlanticComputer October 18, 2020

bushwhacker

An offensive term for an Indigenous American.

My friend married a bushwhacker.

by AtlanticComputer October 4, 2020

Shitcock

An expression used when someone is very hurt.

Frank put his hand too close to high-voltage electricity.

"Shitcock!"

by AtlanticComputer September 16, 2020

who dat

Slang for "who's that".

"Yo... Who dat ah ring me bell, star?"

-- Little Jacob, 2008.

by AtlanticComputer September 14, 2020

Explosion

1) Rapid expulsion of material and plasma from a source.
2) Ejaculation.

1) The derailing of a train carrying lots of gasoline caused a massive explosion.
2) Can I do an explosion to your photo?

by AtlanticComputer August 7, 2020