39 definitions by AtlanticComputer

Pausal

Someone who has a hard time at hiding their blatant lies, and frequently pauses to cringe.

The guy at the job interview was so pausal that I thought he was having a stroke.

by AtlanticComputer August 27, 2020

The tip

The bulb at the end of an uncircumcised penis.

"Just the tip."

-- Skylar Vox

by AtlanticComputer September 15, 2020

flea on meth

Something that jumps around a lot.

A flea normally jumps around quite a bit, but imagine one on speed (or meth, since it sounds better than speed). That would be chaotic.

Joe, my son, had a bottle of Coke, and for the next few hours, he was jumping around like a flea on meth.

by AtlanticComputer January 3, 2021

Explosion

1) Rapid expulsion of material and plasma from a source.
2) Ejaculation.

1) The derailing of a train carrying lots of gasoline caused a massive explosion.
2) Can I do an explosion to your photo?

by AtlanticComputer August 8, 2020

MGTOW

Men Groping Their Own Weiners

Bob is MGTOW.

by AtlanticComputer September 22, 2020

Oh shit

Famous last words.

David was working under his car and knocked his jack.

"Oh shit"

by AtlanticComputer September 16, 2020

Sherlock

An idiot who misspells Sherlocke

(Argument online)

A: The sun is yellow, doofus.
B: No shit, Sherlock, it looks like that to us, but it contains all colours or sum shit.
A: LMAO you misspelled Sherlocke.

by AtlanticComputer August 23, 2020