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Post Malone (pohst muh-lohn) - the brief period of rest after you take a large dump.
It's going to be a minute man, i need a breather. Just gonna sit here and take a Post Malone
by AsswithaC October 19, 2017
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The black diarrhea that you have after a night of drinking whiskey.
I drank way too much bourbon last night, my Post Malone looks like the black plague.
by AsswithaC October 19, 2017
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Post Malone (pohst muh-lohn) - after sex cuddling on dirty sheets.
Post Malone ; verb, I like to snuggle up for some nice Post Malone with my girl after we do the deed.
by AsswithaC October 19, 2017
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