5 definitions by AssMan1987

Green

Originating from Miami Florida the term “green” is used to describe somone who has done something that would be unfavorable.

That nigga AJ “green” as fuck.. he sold that boy a gram of detergent

Person 1: Raymond stole headphones from deandre crib...

Person 2: Damn he “green” fa dat.

by AssMan1987 August 31, 2018

Anal-Rapture

Form of punishment for employees who don’t follow instructions.

Management called Dennis into the office this morning for an “ANAL-RAPTURE”. After he parked in the wrong location.

by AssMan1987 October 11, 2022

German Snowshoe

When your partner shits him self with out wiping & you cum inside him like a busted fire hydrant. He thinks you’re finished but you shove your foot in has ass for an airtight seal locking shitty jizz in between your toes.

Ryan left a massive brown sludgey footprint in the crew room after giving josh a “German Snowshoe”.

by AssMan1987 August 20, 2018

The Company Smile

A celebration BooCocky that the whole crew gives to the employee of the month

Don’t be late to Ryan’s “The Company Smile” tomorrow at 7:30! I’m gonna be first in line .

by AssMan1987 August 15, 2018

The Company Smile

The act of getting non-consensual activity in your anal cavity by management.

Management gave the Temporary Employees brand new trucks.

But all Ryan received was “The Company Smile”

by AssMan1987 August 15, 2018