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S.H.A.M.O.O.

Acronym:

Subterrainian Homoerotic Aquatic Midget Obese Obsenity.

This is a very appaling term to use on anyone...
Some people say that Travis is S.H.A.M.O.O...I don't know if I believe it though.
by Argonak April 19, 2008
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kameo

Kameo is a game by development team Rare for the Xbox 360. This game has you take the role of a fairy who can transform into several different grotesque creatures.

Even though this game is sick and perverse in nature, there is something disturbing about it that keeps its players coming back for more.
"I don't want to play Kameo." - Travis

"You have no choice." - Rodion
by Argonak April 11, 2008
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poundatron

A robotic device (sometimes, but not always of a sexual nature) which pounds.

While officialy of a robotic nature, it is often used to describe anything that pounds, whether it is of organic or synthetic build.
"A jackhammer is a poundatron." -Synthetic example.

"A was a destructive poundatron last night." -Organic example.

"The city was pounded into rubble by the massive poundatron." -Bonus example.
by Argonak October 11, 2008
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Judas Chair

This torture device, also known as the Judas Cradle, was implimented often by the Spanish Inquisition.

The victim was hoisted up by a rope and forced to sit on top of a pyramid shaped device, thereby causing rectal trauma of several kinds.
I heard that homosexuals find the Judas Chair quite pleasurefull...
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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dominatrix midget

noun:
1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.

As seen on Jerry Springer:

The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.
#1:
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."

Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"

Rodion: "Yes."

#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor
by Argonak April 11, 2008
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The Pear

noun:

A tool utilized in Medieval Europe to punish those who commit sodomy, heracy, etc.

This pearshaped tool with spikes is inserted into one of said victim's orfices and via a screw is cranked open, causing severe internal mutilation.
At first the pear can be pleasureful...but not for long.
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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putrifier

noun:

1. Something or someone which is often responsible for making other things putrid. Often the putrifier is putrid itself.

2. Something disgusting, rotting, nasty, or otherwise offensive to the senses.

3. Something so unexpectedly grotesque (often a picture or item of some sort) as to conjure up feelings of utter disgust or repulsion. This picture or item can actually cause the victim to smell or feel said item vividly enough to cause the release of vomit from said victim's mouth.

4. An item or depiction of item that is mangled so much that it is difficult to tell what it is.
#1:

Rodion (to Travis): "Here...look at this picture I have here..."

Travis (upon laying his eyes on the vile image displayed on his paper): "OH GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PUTRIFIER?!?!"

Travis shortly empties his stomach all over the putrifier...thus making it even more putrid.

#2:

Zach: "Dude...Ray smells so foul..."

Tyler: "Yeah...what a putrifier."

Ray enters the room; everyone vomits.
by Argonak April 11, 2008
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