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thunder rodding

When you wrap wire around your throbbing member and during intercouse you electrocute it. The amount of voltage varies from user to user (personal preference).

Warning: "Thunder Rodding" may cause severe burns and possibly the amputation of your meat knob.
Rodion: "Thunder rodding can be fun."
Steven: "Really? I hear it can burn your cock."
Rodion: "I know...thats why its fun."
Steven: "Oh..."
by Argonak April 19, 2008
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butt demon

1. A demon that emerges out of your asshole if you have anal sex.

2. A particularly nasty shit.

3. A backdoor pirate...AKA person who likes to stick their god given meat inside of other people's assholes.
1:
Pope: "If you have anal sex the butt demon will crucify you on your toilet."

2:
Zach: "I just left a godly butt demon in the toilet."

3:
Rodion: "Joey is a butt demon."
Tyler: "So is Brutis."
Rodion *shudders*
by Argonak April 15, 2008
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slipster

noun:

1. A creature/person who is very slippery in nature.

2. A small slipper.

Note: This word can be used in place of slipmeister, however slipster is more often associated with a smaller or slimier person/creature.
#1:
As the gecko made its way quickly across the room, Rodion had no choice but to exclaim "Wow!Look at that slipster!"

#2:
As the penis gracefully slipped in between his butcheeks, Joe exclaimed "You're a really slipster, aren't you?"
by Argonak April 13, 2008
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dominatrix midget

noun:
1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.

As seen on Jerry Springer:

The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.
#1:
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."

Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"

Rodion: "Yes."

#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor
by Argonak April 11, 2008
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putrifier

noun:

1. Something or someone which is often responsible for making other things putrid. Often the putrifier is putrid itself.

2. Something disgusting, rotting, nasty, or otherwise offensive to the senses.

3. Something so unexpectedly grotesque (often a picture or item of some sort) as to conjure up feelings of utter disgust or repultion. This picture or item can actually cause the victim to smell or feel said item vividly enough to cause the release of vomit from said victim's mouth.

4. An item or depiction of item that is mangled so much that it is difficult to tell what it is.
#1:

Rodion (to Travis): "Here...look at this picture I have here..."

Travis (upon laying his eyes on the vile image displayed on his paper): "OH GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PUTRIFIER?!?!"

Travis shortly empties his stomach all over the putrifier...thus making it even more putrid.

#2:

Zach: "Dude...Ray smells so foul..."

Tyler: "Yeah...what a putrifier."

Ray enters the room; everyone vomits.
by Argonak April 11, 2008
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guitar tie

A tie...made with a guitar.

You take a guitar and smash it on top of someone's head. The neck of the guitar will make a tie.

Warning: If done with an electric guitar, death or hospitalization are very likely outcomes.
A guitar tie can be quite humorous...

but is breaking a guitar really worth it?
by Argonak October 16, 2008
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putrifier

noun:

1. Something or someone which is often responsible for making other things putrid. Often the putrifier is putrid itself.

2. Something disgusting, rotting, nasty, or otherwise offensive to the senses.

3. Something so unexpectedly grotesque (often a picture or item of some sort) as to conjure up feelings of utter disgust or repulsion. This picture or item can actually cause the victim to smell or feel said item vividly enough to cause the release of vomit from said victim's mouth.

4. An item or depiction of item that is mangled so much that it is difficult to tell what it is.
#1:

Rodion (to Travis): "Here...look at this picture I have here..."

Travis (upon laying his eyes on the vile image displayed on his paper): "OH GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PUTRIFIER?!?!"

Travis shortly empties his stomach all over the putrifier...thus making it even more putrid.

#2:

Zach: "Dude...Ray smells so foul..."

Tyler: "Yeah...what a putrifier."

Ray enters the room; everyone vomits.
by Argonak April 11, 2008
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