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This can mean many things, all of which are (as the name implies) destructive to the recipient's anal opening.
Noun: Something which is used to inflict massive anal damage (broomhandle, monster dildo, armadillo, shoe, etc.)
Noun: The actual technique of using a tool (as described above) to pound the victim's anal opening into submission.
Noun: Something which is used to inflict massive anal damage (broomhandle, monster dildo, armadillo, shoe, etc.)
Noun: The actual technique of using a tool (as described above) to pound the victim's anal opening into submission.
"After being tied down to prevent escape, the man was given a thorough backdoor sledgehammer."
"I will use this lampshade as a backdoor sledgehammer if you come near my house again."
"I will use this lampshade as a backdoor sledgehammer if you come near my house again."
by Argonak October 11, 2008
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A medieval torture device which consisted of a two-sided fork which would be strapped to the victims neck so that any movement of the jaw caused extreme pain.
The victim was then forced to say the word "abiuro" which is latin for "I recant" or else they were hung or burned at the stake.
This device qualifies as a funkatron.
A medieval torture device which consisted of a two-sided fork which would be strapped to the victims neck so that any movement of the jaw caused extreme pain.
The victim was then forced to say the word "abiuro" which is latin for "I recant" or else they were hung or burned at the stake.
This device qualifies as a funkatron.
Tom: "I don't really think that god exists..."
Bill: "STFU or Im gonna tell the pope and he will strap a Heretic's Fork to your neck!"
Tom: "..."
Bill: "STFU or Im gonna tell the pope and he will strap a Heretic's Fork to your neck!"
Tom: "..."
by Argonak April 12, 2008
Get the Heretic's Fork mug.Just as pistol whipping implies the use of a pistol to whip a person, pistol raping involves the use of a pistol to sexualy violate a person.
Pistol rape can be carried out in several ways, and most involve the victim's orfices being penetrated in one way or another.
Pistol rape can be carried out in several ways, and most involve the victim's orfices being penetrated in one way or another.
Phillip: "As long as I had him at gun point, I thought that I might as well pistol rape him."
Rodion: "Cool."
Rodion: "Cool."
by Argonak April 13, 2008
Get the pistol rape mug.When you wrap wire around your throbbing member and during intercouse you electrocute it. The amount of voltage varies from user to user (personal preference).
Warning: "Thunder Rodding" may cause severe burns and possibly the amputation of your meat knob.
Warning: "Thunder Rodding" may cause severe burns and possibly the amputation of your meat knob.
Rodion: "Thunder rodding can be fun."
Steven: "Really? I hear it can burn your cock."
Rodion: "I know...thats why its fun."
Steven: "Oh..."
Steven: "Really? I hear it can burn your cock."
Rodion: "I know...thats why its fun."
Steven: "Oh..."
by Argonak April 19, 2008
Get the thunder rodding mug.1. A demon that emerges out of your asshole if you have anal sex.
2. A particularly nasty shit.
3. A backdoor pirate...AKA person who likes to stick their god given meat inside of other people's assholes.
2. A particularly nasty shit.
3. A backdoor pirate...AKA person who likes to stick their god given meat inside of other people's assholes.
1:
Pope: "If you have anal sex the butt demon will crucify you on your toilet."
2:
Zach: "I just left a godly butt demon in the toilet."
3:
Rodion: "Joey is a butt demon."
Tyler: "So is Brutis."
Rodion *shudders*
Pope: "If you have anal sex the butt demon will crucify you on your toilet."
2:
Zach: "I just left a godly butt demon in the toilet."
3:
Rodion: "Joey is a butt demon."
Tyler: "So is Brutis."
Rodion *shudders*
by Argonak April 15, 2008
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1. A creature/person who is very slippery in nature.
2. A small slipper.
Note: This word can be used in place of slipmeister, however slipster is more often associated with a smaller or slimier person/creature.
1. A creature/person who is very slippery in nature.
2. A small slipper.
Note: This word can be used in place of slipmeister, however slipster is more often associated with a smaller or slimier person/creature.
#1:
As the gecko made its way quickly across the room, Rodion had no choice but to exclaim "Wow!Look at that slipster!"
#2:
As the penis gracefully slipped in between his butcheeks, Joe exclaimed "You're a really slipster, aren't you?"
As the gecko made its way quickly across the room, Rodion had no choice but to exclaim "Wow!Look at that slipster!"
#2:
As the penis gracefully slipped in between his butcheeks, Joe exclaimed "You're a really slipster, aren't you?"
by Argonak April 13, 2008
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1. Something "funky" or "strange". Often used to describe an item with a purpose which is unknown or mysterious.
2. Occasionaly used to describe a person who exhibits "funky" or "strange" qualities.
1. Something "funky" or "strange". Often used to describe an item with a purpose which is unknown or mysterious.
2. Occasionaly used to describe a person who exhibits "funky" or "strange" qualities.
by Argonak April 11, 2008
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