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slipmeister

noun:

1. Literaly, a master of slipping. However, most often not associated with the act of slipping and falling, but rather the act of "slipping in" or "sneaking around".
The class had started 5 minutes ago, but Mr.Khoruzhenko slips into class undetected by the teacher.

A student whispers: "What a slipmeister..."
by Argonak April 11, 2008
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kameo

Kameo is a game by development team Rare for the Xbox 360. This game has you take the role of a fairy who can transform into several different grotesque creatures.

Even though this game is sick and perverse in nature, there is something disturbing about it that keeps its players coming back for more.
"I don't want to play Kameo." - Travis

"You have no choice." - Rodion
by Argonak April 11, 2008
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poundatron

A robotic device (sometimes, but not always of a sexual nature) which pounds.

While officialy of a robotic nature, it is often used to describe anything that pounds, whether it is of organic or synthetic build.
"A jackhammer is a poundatron." -Synthetic example.

"A was a destructive poundatron last night." -Organic example.

"The city was pounded into rubble by the massive poundatron." -Bonus example.
by Argonak October 11, 2008
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Judas Chair

This torture device, also known as the Judas Cradle, was implimented often by the Spanish Inquisition.

The victim was hoisted up by a rope and forced to sit on top of a pyramid shaped device, thereby causing rectal trauma of several kinds.
I heard that homosexuals find the Judas Chair quite pleasurefull...
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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Backdoor Pirate

noun:
1. A pirate whose prefered method of pillaging is through the backdoor.

2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.

3. A common name for a hypothetical work of homosexual pornography, yet there is no evidence of something with the words "Backdoor Pirate" ever existing in the pornographic world.
#1:
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."

Sarah: "Eeek!"

#2:
Joey: "Ahahahah I bet your dad stared in Backdoor Pirates 7!"

Rodion: "You fucktard! There's no such thing!"
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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cum magnet

A magnet for cum.

Wether or not a scientific device actually exists which can attract semenal fluids to itself, a cum magnet can simply be a slut or a prostitute.
1. "Wow...that hoe is a cum magnet."

2. Shortly after designing the worlds most powerful cum magnet, the scientists behind this marvel quite suddenly had all of their semen torn from their bodies.
by Argonak October 16, 2008
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Mr.Slippery Fist

noun:

1. A mythilogical hero who is known for his slippery fist. It is not known if this fist is in reality covered in a slippery substance or if he is simply agile and is able to "slip" through your defences.

2. What you can affectionately call your fist (if it is lubricated) as it is about to penetrate your victim's orfice.
Rodion: "It is a know fact the Mr.Slippery Fist led a hard childhood. However, after he visited the cave and defeated the demon, he realized that he could do anything he wanted to do, and thus became a great hero of his time."

Joe: "Very intresting..."

Rodion discreetly dips his fist into a jar of vasaline...

Rodion (whispers to his fist): "It's time Mr. Slippery Fist...it is time..."

Rodion (yells): "MR SLIPPERY FIST...ENGAGE!!!"

Joe: "Oh shit...!"

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Alternate Ending

Rodion (yells): "GO GO GADGET MR.SLIPPERY FIST!"

Joe: "Oh shit...!"
by Argonak April 11, 2008
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