42 definitions by Argonak

noun:

1. Something "funky" or "strange". Often used to describe an item with a purpose which is unknown or mysterious.

2. Occasionaly used to describe a person who exhibits "funky" or "strange" qualities.
#1:

Rodion pulls out a speculum.

Phil: "What is that funkatron?"

Rodion: "Let me show you..."
#funky #strange #weird #mysterious #fantastic #magical
by Argonak April 11, 2008
noun:

1. Literaly, a master of slipping. However, most often not associated with the act of slipping and falling, but rather the act of "slipping in" or "sneaking around".
The class had started 5 minutes ago, but Mr.Khoruzhenko slips into class undetected by the teacher.

A student whispers: "What a slipmeister..."
#slippery one #slipster #slip master #slipmaster #slippery fist #slipper #rodion
by Argonak April 11, 2008
noun:

1. Literaly, a master of slipping. However, most often not associated with the act of slipping and falling, but rather the act of "slipping in" or "sneaking around".
The class had started 5 minutes ago, but Mr.Khoruzhenko slips into class undetected by the teacher.

A student whispers: "What a slipmeister..."
#slippery one #slipster #slip master #slipmaster #slippery fist #slipper #rodion
by Argonak April 11, 2008
noun:
1. A pig's meat stick.
2. A penis that is curly like a pig's tail.
1:
"Pickled pig cock? Yummy."

2:
"Joey has a pig cock" - Rodion
"Really?" - Travis
"Yep." -Rodion
#pig #cock #penis #curly fun #curly fries
by Argonak April 15, 2008
A battle where the two combatants place their hands above the head in an attempt to emulate the shark's top fin. The combatants then proceed to headbutt and bite each other while making shark sounds.
The two shark battle combatants ended up in the hospital.

Shark battles are illegal in Texas.
#shark #water #battle #fight #scary #funky
by Argonak April 13, 2008
noun:

A device to which a victim is strapped by their hands and feet, and then they are stretched opposite ways, so as to cause the dislocation of several body parts, and eventual tearing of the body.
The Rack can also be used to relieve back pain.
#rack #pain #torture #fun #juice mangler
by Argonak April 11, 2008
noun:

A rather simple torture device where large tongs/calipers are used to tear out the victim's tongue.

Popular way to punish heratics...so that they don't spread their blasphamy.
A tongue tearer can also be used to tear off other body parts.
#tear #hurt #pleasure #pain #torture #tongue
by Argonak April 11, 2008
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