Argonak's definitions
1."If you don't shut up right now I will shove this crepe up your ass!"
"Crepe rape!"
2. The frenchman proceded to pounce on his victim as the young boy cried out in dismay, "Crepe rape!".
3. As he spread caviar across my body, all I could mutter through my silk gag was "Crepe rape...!"
"Crepe rape!"
2. The frenchman proceded to pounce on his victim as the young boy cried out in dismay, "Crepe rape!".
3. As he spread caviar across my body, all I could mutter through my silk gag was "Crepe rape...!"
by Argonak October 16, 2008
Get the crepe rapemug. 1. A penis that is so erect,veiny, and powerful looking, that it can be said that it is "raging" or very angry.
2. An angry rooster (male chicken.)
2. An angry rooster (male chicken.)
After taking a double dose of viagra, the man was admited into the hospital with a case of raging cock.
by Argonak August 14, 2008
Get the raging cockmug. noun:
A rather simple torture device where large tongs/calipers are used to tear out the victim's tongue.
Popular way to punish heratics...so that they don't spread their blasphamy.
A rather simple torture device where large tongs/calipers are used to tear out the victim's tongue.
Popular way to punish heratics...so that they don't spread their blasphamy.
by Argonak April 12, 2008
Get the Tongue Tearermug. A piss battle can be one of several types of piss oriented competition.
1. The contestants simply see who pisses farther...or pisses more. AKA a pissing contest.
2. The two contenders attach their urinary tracts via some form of tube with the use of a waterproofing substance and a glue of some sort. The two people proceed to drink a defined amount of a liquid (say one gallon per person or something of the sort)...then the waiting begins.
The two people then begin to piss. As the urge to urinate increases an epic piss battle begins to ensue. The golden liquid will then be pushed between the two people until eventually one of the combatant's bladders bursts. (More liquid may be ingested by combatants if a stalemate ensues or if not enough liquid is present for a bladder bursting...or surrender.)
History: Piss battles have been an effective way of testing the manhood of males for centuries. Since the prowess in battle is directly linked to the genitals of the combatant, the winner is said to be more sexually potent then the loser.
1. The contestants simply see who pisses farther...or pisses more. AKA a pissing contest.
2. The two contenders attach their urinary tracts via some form of tube with the use of a waterproofing substance and a glue of some sort. The two people proceed to drink a defined amount of a liquid (say one gallon per person or something of the sort)...then the waiting begins.
The two people then begin to piss. As the urge to urinate increases an epic piss battle begins to ensue. The golden liquid will then be pushed between the two people until eventually one of the combatant's bladders bursts. (More liquid may be ingested by combatants if a stalemate ensues or if not enough liquid is present for a bladder bursting...or surrender.)
History: Piss battles have been an effective way of testing the manhood of males for centuries. Since the prowess in battle is directly linked to the genitals of the combatant, the winner is said to be more sexually potent then the loser.
Piss battles rarely end with death as it takes a surprising amount of pressure to burst the bladder. The ones that DO end in death are particularly heinous. The victim will endure crippling pain and if untreated immediately setpic shock.
Piss battles are known to cause cancer in the state of California.
Piss battles are known to cause cancer in the state of California.
by Argonak April 13, 2008
Get the piss battlemug. When prior to sexual intercourse (more often non-consensual then consensual)a man wraps his man meat in barbed or razor wire.
This inflicts massive damage to the orfices that the perpetrator decides to defile with his god rod.
This inflicts massive damage to the orfices that the perpetrator decides to defile with his god rod.
by Argonak April 15, 2008
Get the barbed surprisemug. noun:
1. Literaly, a master of slipping. However, most often not associated with the act of slipping and falling, but rather the act of "slipping in" or "sneaking around".
1. Literaly, a master of slipping. However, most often not associated with the act of slipping and falling, but rather the act of "slipping in" or "sneaking around".
The class had started 5 minutes ago, but Mr.Khoruzhenko slips into class undetected by the teacher.
A student whispers: "What a slipmeister..."
A student whispers: "What a slipmeister..."
by Argonak April 11, 2008
Get the slipmeistermug. A battle where the two combatants place their hands above the head in an attempt to emulate the shark's top fin. The combatants then proceed to headbutt and bite each other while making shark sounds.
by Argonak April 13, 2008
Get the shark battlemug.