14 definitions by AntimatterKING

Shit Ton

Similar to a shitload, but much, much more.

Awww fuck I have a shit ton of homework. I'm never gonna get to that party.

by AntimatterKING January 24, 2010

Whale Phish

An obscenely fat person who knows they shouldn't try to fit into a bathing suit but does anyway. Usually the first person to go off of the high dive, and fucks on the first date.

Look, there he goes!
That whale phish is gonna break the diving board!

by AntimatterKING August 3, 2009

boy whore

What the fuck do you think it means dumbass? A younger twink.

Look at the way Michael shakes his but when he walks. He's such a boy whore

by AntimatterKING August 22, 2009

Enterdrainment

1. Something that is meant to entertain, but actually sucks.
2. Foreplay that doesn't turn you on.

1. Man, I thought that open mic night was some real enterdrainment.
2. Whenever my wife tries to "spice up" our sex life, all she can come up with is enterdrainment.

by AntimatterKING July 22, 2009

Gangster

The white-person term for gangstas.

Whitey: Ha. There goes a gangster. Look at him in his low-hanging trousers and loose belt. Let's go divide improper fractions.

by AntimatterKING August 22, 2009

High Pitch

One of those annoying faggot nine-to-eleven year olds on Halo, GOW, CoD, or another shooting game that constantly yells at the other players in their annoying prepubescent voices while silently orgasming at the bloodstains on their screens.

Boy: Ahhh! You poophead! Stop shooting me!
Veteran Player: Oh shut up you fucking high pitch

by AntimatterKING August 3, 2009

Mo-faux

Someone who fakes being an asshole just to be friends with the "popular" kids. Not necessarily the meanest, but definitely the most annoying.

A: Yo, what happened to John? He started being a complete dickhead yesterday

B: He's just being a Mo-faux to impress the new kid. He'll get over it.

by AntimatterKING October 17, 2009