Anonymous Coward's definitions

Doing an Alan

Having sex with a person named Alan

1: I did Alan yesterday
2: So did I

by anonymous coward November 6, 2004

caribou

Caribou Coffee. Midwest-US coffee house, similar to Starbucks

Yo, you wanna hang out at Caribou after class?

by Anonymous Coward May 3, 2003

TJ

1997-current Jeep Wrangler.

There were several TJs on the trail last night.

by Anonymous Coward July 13, 2006

mylf

Mom you'd like to fuck. Just like milf except it removed you from the wanting to fuck her. Useful for talking about relatives you wouldn't actually want to fuck.

My mom's a mylf, dumbass.

by Anonymous Coward March 27, 2005

sweetercornet87

Best Minecraft player

Sweetercornet87 is the best player in existence.

by Anonymous Coward August 24, 2022

BSM

Benilde-St. Margaret's High School. Hard-knock private school in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. Notorious for in-school crime, ie. students stealing Otis Spunkmeyer cookies from the "slow lady".

Did you seem those thugs from BSM drunk drankin' da mocha at Caribou?

by Anonymous Coward May 3, 2003

TFA

The fucking article. Often used in the construct RTFA (read the fucking article), itself derived from RTFM, it is often used on the slashdot news site, where it is common knowledge that most of the posters will comment on stories without reading the articles linked to in the main story.

TFA clearly states that your point is utter BS. So, next time, please RTFA before making a fool out of yourself on /.

by Anonymous Coward April 8, 2005