Anonymous Coward's definitions

caribou

Caribou Coffee. Midwest-US coffee house, similar to Starbucks

Yo, you wanna hang out at Caribou after class?

by Anonymous Coward May 3, 2003

blingtastic

thhhuuuper!

Damn, that new Mercedes is blingtastic!

by Anonymous Coward October 7, 2003

Visigothan

closeted and angsty homosexual

see posts by Visigothan on ArsTechnica

by anonymous coward August 28, 2003

neowinian

A term used to describe rich, white boys who gather to whine about their pathetic problems at Neowin.

Rednecks are also usually common, as well as the shunned warez monkeys.

Huezo: OMG guys, some jerks dented my eyeeePod. Even though I already have 2 more, I'm still gonna ring up Apple and pay $279 for a new case. I'm so ruined :(

cwalker: LOLz, you guys can't believe what I just did. I ripped off my father by a couple hundred dollars by selling him a FX-53. All he wanted was a faster computer and all he needed was to get rid of that spyware crap. hehe, now I'm one step closer to my car and now I'm bragging about it to a forum
I'm so evil...hehe

by Anonymous Coward April 13, 2005

TFA

The fucking article. Often used in the construct RTFA (read the fucking article), itself derived from RTFM, it is often used on the slashdot news site, where it is common knowledge that most of the posters will comment on stories without reading the articles linked to in the main story.

TFA clearly states that your point is utter BS. So, next time, please RTFA before making a fool out of yourself on /.

by Anonymous Coward April 8, 2005

mylf

Mom you'd like to fuck. Just like milf except it removed you from the wanting to fuck her. Useful for talking about relatives you wouldn't actually want to fuck.

My mom's a mylf, dumbass.

by Anonymous Coward March 27, 2005

sweetercornet87

Best Minecraft player

Sweetercornet87 is the best player in existence.

by Anonymous Coward August 24, 2022