Bermanization

The process of destroying Star Trek as an interesting concept.

The 2nd season of Enterprise was an important development in the field of Bermanization

by Anonymous Coward February 08, 2005

bermanate

v. ber-mah-nate; n. ber-mah-nay-shun

-verb (used with object)

1. to spew semen everywhere.

2. to eject any sort of substance (be it gaseous, solid,

liquid, or plasmic) from the genitalia.

3. to initiate an orgasm of cataclysmic proportions.

4. to destroy by force of orgasm.

-noun

5. the act of bermanating.

Origin: circa 2009-2010; < Scothium Bermanicus (ptp. of surname Berman) >

Ex 1. My parents weren't home so I figured I would take a good jerk off. I ended up bermanating and having to repaint all four walls including the ceiling.

Ex 2. My penis bermanated a green cummy discharge after I unfortunately discovered that I had the clap.

Ex 3. I did not mean to blow up my computer, but I bermanted and the computer did not stand a chance.

Ex 4. My girlfriend was standing in front of me and I tried to warn her that I was going to bermanate... She didn't listen and she is no longer with us today.

Ex 5. No, I do not want to watch your bermanation.

by Scott Berman January 09, 2010

Will Berman

Drummer of MGMT. Possibly the most attractive member of MGMT. unfortunately he's married to model, Janelle Shirtcliff Berman. It has been said that Will is a sex god. This is a true statement.

Girl 1: Dude don't you just think Andy Vanwyngarden is such a babe?

Girl 2: Of course he is, but He isn't as cute as Will Berman.

by lover of will December 06, 2010

Berman

A guy that is very sexy, yet quiet outspoken but very funny. Usually girls will like him.

Berman may also refer to the "strong silent type".

Girl1: He's so hot!
Girl2: Yeah.. He's such a Berman though..

by Illegal Socks February 15, 2009

berman

a perverted, yet hilarious person who enjoys to stand out in a crowd.

-Did you hear what Alex said to the teacher yesterday?
-I know! he's such a berman

by stan458741 September 28, 2007

Bermanism

A nickname characterized by a modification of the nicknamed person's name, usually a play on words. Created and made famous by ESPN personality Chris Berman.

"Curtis 'My Favorite' Martin"

"Jake 'Daylight Come and I Want to' Delhomme"

"Hunter Cant'run'well"

All of the above are Bermanisms.

by TheRaymond April 24, 2010

berman

Someone kind of homely looking with no sense of humor

Dude, don't be such a berman, let's go for a drink?

by englishpaulm December 07, 2011