Anon's definitions

whizz

the most popular vibrator sold by anne summers. a bit noisy and boring but does its job quite efficiently.

that whizz uses up all my batteries

by anon February 26, 2005

Hetero Life Mates

Two people of the same gender and heterosexual orientation who decide to be each others life partners, but asexually; living together but unromantically.

Diane and Mary decided that if they were unattatched by the age of 35, they would move to NY together and be hetero life mates.

by anon December 18, 2004

bachelor blight

The condition that happens to the living space of any bachelor. Characterized by piled papers on the table, dirty dishes on the sink and laundry everywhere except for where it should be.

I have to go home and deal with the bachelor blight in my apartment before friends show up.

by Anon October 29, 2007

knackerfaced

The sensation one encounters after consuming more alcohol (or other mind altering substance) than one should.

1) 'It was that tenth Stella that got to me, after that I was fucking knackerfaced'
2) 'Daft cunt, he was knackerfaced'

by anon November 20, 2003

cunt hound

a guy who beds any girl he wants.

Colin Farrell is the most unstoppable cunt hound out there.

by anon May 13, 2005

tweak

A hot-ass South African band.

Check out tweakband.com

by Anon March 11, 2004

electric flapjack

A cake with marajuana in it

i ate an electric flapjack

by Anon January 10, 2005