The protagonist of Joesepth Heller's novel Catch-22. He was a bombardier in a squadron based out of a small, semi-fictional island south of Italy. He was concearned with leaving the war alive from which he could not be dismissed, and could never finish the number of required missions. He believed that all of the other men were crazy, as they seemed not only unconcearned with death, but also generally acted neurotic, and everyone thought he was crazy in turn. Yossarian was one of the few of the characters in the novel to actually survive.
Yossarian? What kind of name is Yossarian?
It's Yossarian's name, sir.
November 04, 2004
One of the two main characters of a series of books written by P.G. Wodehouse. Jeeves was a butler and veritable genius who got Bertie, his bumbling but well-meaning employer, out of trouble and inevitable misunderstandings.
Bertie: "So there you are. I'm on the horns of...what are those things you get on the horns of?"
Jeeves: "Dilemmas, sir."
(pg. 35, "Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves" 1963)
September 15, 2003
when a girl becomes officially ugly
That girl hit the wall.
A genius in the world of electronica who has revolutionzed the face of music through various degrees of magnitude.
Many mindless dumbfucks don't like Moby because Eminem doesn't.
Dennis Rader, serial killer residing in Park City, Kansas. Apprehended on February 25, 2005 by Wichita City Police.
Dennis Rader is suspected of being the BTK killer.
February 27, 2005
"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people. The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is the demand for their real happiness." - Karl Marx, 1844
Extremely successful African American male.
He's a Boss Nigga and he don't play ball or nothin!