541 definitions by Anon
The teacher asked the class if they could use the word "contagious" in a sentance. Little Johnny raised his hand and said "Last week when we had the snowstorm, my father took the snowblower and blew all the snow into my neighbor's driveway. He then came back in the house laughing, saying it will take that contagious to shovel up that mess."
by Anon April 26, 2003
Ass to Mouth means person A is fucking the ass of person B. Person A removes cock (prior to cumming) from ass and inserts in mouth of person B.
by Anon April 7, 2004
sexually frustrated and confused, someone who is weak willed, especially when being told what to do by his spouse, but likes to pretend he is the one in charge
"he says its his choice but he's so under thumb, a total ingle"
-"he listens to rammstein? he hates that stuff?"
-"it his Mrs. He's an ingle"
-"oh."
-"he listens to rammstein? he hates that stuff?"
-"it his Mrs. He's an ingle"
-"oh."
by Anon February 26, 2004
sexually confused and frustrated person, tries to con himself into thinking every girl he ever meets fancies him and enjoys listening to his drunken ramblings and that he's "on fire", but deep down he knows he's a tool.
by Anon February 19, 2004