51 definitions by Angus McCracken
I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.
by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020
I'd rather be a part of a bag full of monkeys than get a chick preggers. I'm a good citizen like dat.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
Severely itchy nuts that are relieved with the removal of the offending gitch. More common on a hot day but can be caused by improper hygiene, cheap underwear or even a new laundry detergent.
by Angus McCracken February 23, 2020
A phrase you hear over and over again as your drunken frat buddies take turns using your Grandma as a finger puppet.
by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020
(Noun) a character in the world of penis puppetry. The hungry sparrow can only be created from an uncircumcised penis. The puppeteer grabs the very tip of the uncircumcised penis separating the flaps of foreskin thereby creating an opening, whilst pulling the penis directly upward. The result is the appearance of a hungry sparrow yearning sky ward, looking for his Mom and the promise of food. A puppeteer with advanced skills can manipulate the foreskin in a manner that when combined with bird calls truly brings the hungry sparrow to life.
When he gets drunk he runs around the party showing everyone his hungry sparrow. It is just not cool.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
How you would describe an angry pack of Girl Scouts who burned your house to the ground because you refused to buy their cookies.
Maybe I should of bought a couple of boxes from the cookie cunts because now I have nowhere to live.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
Verb
1. What you do at Grandma's house while she sleeps. Prancing around her house naked you grab a fist full of her fur coat creating a furry pocket with your fist; into which you masturbate furiously until you have giz drenched her chinchilla or Granny wakes up.
1. What you do at Grandma's house while she sleeps. Prancing around her house naked you grab a fist full of her fur coat creating a furry pocket with your fist; into which you masturbate furiously until you have giz drenched her chinchilla or Granny wakes up.
Grandma was some pissed on Sunday when she caught me furry fisting myself. Not sure if it was on account of all the giz or cause I spilled all the mints outta her pockets.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020