Angus McCracken's definitions

Pube Pass

(Verb) the action of cradling your nut sack in the palm of your right hand just prior to a meeting, so that the smell of your balls is transferred to the hand of an unsuspecting recipient during a casual handshake.

It is not necessary to actually pass the recipient a physical pube during the move, however if you can pull off leaving one of your pubes unnoticed and stuck to the recipiebt's hand you must accumulate a score of no less than 9 out of 10 even from the Russian judge.

Mother fucker! I can tell by the smirk on your face you.pulled off a pube pass at the meeting with the lawyer.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

Nickers Snickers

(Noun) a reasonably polite term to identify that you have just shit your pants.

More commonly used in the UK by the posh upper crust.

I dare say old boy what is that smell?

Terribly sorry it would appear as though I've just dropped a steaming pile of nickers snickers

by Angus McCracken February 22, 2020

Quiver Master

1. The individual responsible for managing the arrows in the quiver.

2. An individual with large fingers who is skilled in pleasuring the ladies.

Oh my he is quite the quiver master!

by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020

Pass the Grey Poupon

A phrase you hear over and over again as your drunken frat buddies take turns using your Grandma as a finger puppet.

Man last night was dope. Your Gma sure does play pass the grey poupon with style.

by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020

Semen Soap

What you get after jerking off into the liquid soap container simply because it is the same color and texture as semen.

He was in the washroom so long people wondered if he was making semen soap.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Gumby

When your Grandma spits her false teeth into a glass on the night stand so she can blow your Grandpa like he needs to be blown.

Grandpa loves fishing but not like he enjoys a gumby from Grandma.

by Angus McCracken January 26, 2020

Vagitorial

A short instructional video to teach newcomers the in's and out's of the vagina.

My date thought he was the bomb. Truth be told he needs to watch a vagitorial or two.

by Angus McCracken February 22, 2020