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Gumby

When your Grandma spits her false teeth into a glass on the night stand so she can blow your Grandpa like he needs to be blown.
Grandpa loves fishing but not like he enjoys a gumby from Grandma.
by Angus McCracken January 26, 2020
mugGet the Gumbymug.

Hungry Sparrow

(Noun) a character in the world of penis puppetry. The hungry sparrow can only be created from an uncircumcised penis. The puppeteer grabs the very tip of the uncircumcised penis separating the flaps of foreskin thereby creating an opening, whilst pulling the penis directly upward. The result is the appearance of a hungry sparrow yearning sky ward, looking for his Mom and the promise of food. A puppeteer with advanced skills can manipulate the foreskin in a manner that when combined with bird calls truly brings the hungry sparrow to life.
When he gets drunk he runs around the party showing everyone his hungry sparrow. It is just not cool.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
mugGet the Hungry Sparrowmug.

Panty Puke

(Verb) what happens when your girlfriend is so hammered she needs to shit and puke, but makes the wrong call on which one needs to happen first.
Cindy is stuck in the bathroom. The smell of her own shit caused her to puke into her gitch. Worst case of panty puke I ever saw. Someone should go help the poor girl.
by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020
mugGet the Panty Pukemug.

Nickers Snickers

(Noun) a reasonably polite term to identify that you have just shit your pants.

More commonly used in the UK by the posh upper crust.
I dare say old boy what is that smell?

Terribly sorry it would appear as though I've just dropped a steaming pile of nickers snickers
by Angus McCracken February 22, 2020
mugGet the Nickers Snickersmug.

Pass the Grey Poupon

A phrase you hear over and over again as your drunken frat buddies take turns using your Grandma as a finger puppet.
Man last night was dope. Your Gma sure does play pass the grey poupon with style.
by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020
mugGet the Pass the Grey Pouponmug.

Semen Soap

What you get after jerking off into the liquid soap container simply because it is the same color and texture as semen.
He was in the washroom so long people wondered if he was making semen soap.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
mugGet the Semen Soapmug.

Pube Pass

(Verb) the action of cradling your nut sack in the palm of your right hand just prior to a meeting, so that the smell of your balls is transferred to the hand of an unsuspecting recipient during a casual handshake.

It is not necessary to actually pass the recipient a physical pube during the move, however if you can pull off leaving one of your pubes unnoticed and stuck to the recipiebt's hand you must accumulate a score of no less than 9 out of 10 even from the Russian judge.
Mother fucker! I can tell by the smirk on your face you.pulled off a pube pass at the meeting with the lawyer.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
mugGet the Pube Passmug.

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