Angus McCracken's definitions
A cutesy variation on the word snapper (which is obviously slang for vagina)
Used by parents who don't feel comfortable using the anatomically correct terms. These same parents refer to a penis as a ding-dong.
Used by parents who don't feel comfortable using the anatomically correct terms. These same parents refer to a penis as a ding-dong.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
Get the Snap-a-doomug. A phrase you hear over and over again as your drunken frat buddies take turns using your Grandma as a finger puppet.
by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020
Get the Pass the Grey Pouponmug. (Gagging) OMG honey you need to see a doctor. I think you have polio of the bungholio. It is like living with a farm animal.
by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020
Get the Polio of the Bungholiomug. Man I just wanted to get high. I drank too much Jack, took two of Grampys viagra cause I thought they was the valium. You can't hide that shit in track pants. I did 4 hours of hard time bitches.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
Get the Hard Timemug. (Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.
by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020
Get the Greasy Lizardmug. (Verb) what happens when your girlfriend is so hammered she needs to shit and puke, but makes the wrong call on which one needs to happen first.
Cindy is stuck in the bathroom. The smell of her own shit caused her to puke into her gitch. Worst case of panty puke I ever saw. Someone should go help the poor girl.
by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020
Get the Panty Pukemug. by Angus McCracken February 22, 2020
Get the Vagitorialmug.