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Parking the Porpoise

I spent the whole night parking the porpoise with your sister.
by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020
mugGet the Parking the Porpoisemug.

Bag Full of Monkeys

Describes the situation where more than 2 guys need to share the same condom with one girl.
I'd rather be a part of a bag full of monkeys than get a chick preggers. I'm a good citizen like dat.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
mugGet the Bag Full of Monkeysmug.

Count Cuntula

A dude that absolutely loves eating pussy and is not deterred in the least when the lady he is snacking on is having her period.
Wipe that blood off your face dude. Who do you think you are Count Cuntula?
by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020
mugGet the Count Cuntulamug.

Flowmaster

A girl who has got her period totally in check.
It is that time of the month again but my wife is a flowmaster.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
mugGet the Flowmastermug.

Tracer Rounds

A military term (specifically in the infantry) for corn kernels that regardless of the degree to which they are chewed still appear as full kernels in the toilet.
What I like about corn is they are just like tracer rounds in a fire fight. When the shit hits there they are.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
mugGet the Tracer Roundsmug.

Gumby

When your Grandma spits her false teeth into a glass on the night stand so she can blow your Grandpa like he needs to be blown.
Grandpa loves fishing but not like he enjoys a gumby from Grandma.
by Angus McCracken January 26, 2020
mugGet the Gumbymug.

Vagitorial

A short instructional video to teach newcomers the in's and out's of the vagina.
My date thought he was the bomb. Truth be told he needs to watch a vagitorial or two.
by Angus McCracken February 22, 2020
mugGet the Vagitorialmug.

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