Angus McCracken's definitions
A young girl who is pursued romantically by an older lesbian.
Or who makes herself available to an older lesbian
Or who makes herself available to an older lesbian
by Angus McCracken January 21, 2020
Get the Couter-kittenmug. Man being the head elf is not all it is cracked up to be. Santa cums a small river and expects me to swallow.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
Get the Head Elfmug. A military term (specifically in the infantry) for corn kernels that regardless of the degree to which they are chewed still appear as full kernels in the toilet.
What I like about corn is they are just like tracer rounds in a fire fight. When the shit hits there they are.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
Get the Tracer Roundsmug. The holes that occur in your underwear, naturally, over time allowing your balls to get proper air circulation
The lack of ball vents is often the single.biggest contributing factor to someone unexpectantly and inappropriately whipping out their nuts.
The lack of ball vents is often the single.biggest contributing factor to someone unexpectantly and inappropriately whipping out their nuts.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
Get the Ball Ventsmug. Mr. McCracken how on God's green earth do you expect to pass my class if you can't remember a simple word such as scrotillia. It is not "my balls are itchy" please.say " Mea scrotillia es scabrosus". I realise you are not Plato Mr. McCracken however do try at little harder.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
Get the Scrotilliamug. A phrase you hear over and over again as your drunken frat buddies take turns using your Grandma as a finger puppet.
by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020
Get the Pass the Grey Pouponmug. When your Grandma spits her false teeth into a glass on the night stand so she can blow your Grandpa like he needs to be blown.
by Angus McCracken January 26, 2020
Get the Gumbymug.