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(Verb) what happens when your girlfriend is so hammered she needs to shit and puke, but makes the wrong call on which one needs to happen first.
Cindy is stuck in the bathroom. The smell of her own shit caused her to puke into her gitch. Worst case of panty puke I ever saw. Someone should go help the poor girl.
by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020
Get the Panty Puke mug.Man I just wanted to get high. I drank too much Jack, took two of Grampys viagra cause I thought they was the valium. You can't hide that shit in track pants. I did 4 hours of hard time bitches.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
Get the Hard Time mug.(Noun) a reasonably polite term to identify that you have just shit your pants.
More commonly used in the UK by the posh upper crust.
More commonly used in the UK by the posh upper crust.
I dare say old boy what is that smell?
Terribly sorry it would appear as though I've just dropped a steaming pile of nickers snickers
Terribly sorry it would appear as though I've just dropped a steaming pile of nickers snickers
by Angus McCracken February 22, 2020
Get the Nickers Snickers mug.Mr. McCracken how on God's green earth do you expect to pass my class if you can't remember a simple word such as scrotillia. It is not "my balls are itchy" please.say " Mea scrotillia es scabrosus". I realise you are not Plato Mr. McCracken however do try at little harder.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
Get the Scrotillia mug.The holes that occur in your underwear, naturally, over time allowing your balls to get proper air circulation
The lack of ball vents is often the single.biggest contributing factor to someone unexpectantly and inappropriately whipping out their nuts.
The lack of ball vents is often the single.biggest contributing factor to someone unexpectantly and inappropriately whipping out their nuts.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
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1. What you do at Grandma's house while she sleeps. Prancing around her house naked you grab a fist full of her fur coat creating a furry pocket with your fist; into which you masturbate furiously until you have giz drenched her chinchilla or Granny wakes up.
1. What you do at Grandma's house while she sleeps. Prancing around her house naked you grab a fist full of her fur coat creating a furry pocket with your fist; into which you masturbate furiously until you have giz drenched her chinchilla or Granny wakes up.
Grandma was some pissed on Sunday when she caught me furry fisting myself. Not sure if it was on account of all the giz or cause I spilled all the mints outta her pockets.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
Get the Furry Fisting mug.Very similar to a V Card that one surrenders upon loosing ones virginity this is a military term for new recruits who masturbate for the first time while on a military exercise.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
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