Now now don't cry I know that stuff doesn't taste great but here is a wee bag o' chips and a coke. Remember it is our secret.
by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020
(Noun) a character in the world of penis puppetry. The hungry sparrow can only be created from an uncircumcised penis. The puppeteer grabs the very tip of the uncircumcised penis separating the flaps of foreskin thereby creating an opening, whilst pulling the penis directly upward. The result is the appearance of a hungry sparrow yearning sky ward, looking for his Mom and the promise of food. A puppeteer with advanced skills can manipulate the foreskin in a manner that when combined with bird calls truly brings the hungry sparrow to life.
When he gets drunk he runs around the party showing everyone his hungry sparrow. It is just not cool.
by Angus McCracken February 08, 2020
How you would describe an angry pack of Girl Scouts who burned your house to the ground because you refused to buy their cookies.
Maybe I should of bought a couple of boxes from the cookie cunts because now I have nowhere to live.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
Verb
1. What you do at Grandma's house while she sleeps. Prancing around her house naked you grab a fist full of her fur coat creating a furry pocket with your fist; into which you masturbate furiously until you have giz drenched her chinchilla or Granny wakes up.
1. What you do at Grandma's house while she sleeps. Prancing around her house naked you grab a fist full of her fur coat creating a furry pocket with your fist; into which you masturbate furiously until you have giz drenched her chinchilla or Granny wakes up.
Grandma was some pissed on Sunday when she caught me furry fisting myself. Not sure if it was on account of all the giz or cause I spilled all the mints outta her pockets.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
Noun - Typically only found at New Years and other festive occasions where one has forgotten their butt plug but substitutes by inserting a plastic champagne cork into their anus.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020
The holes that occur in your underwear, naturally, over time allowing your balls to get proper air circulation
The lack of ball vents is often the single.biggest contributing factor to someone unexpectantly and inappropriately whipping out their nuts.
The lack of ball vents is often the single.biggest contributing factor to someone unexpectantly and inappropriately whipping out their nuts.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020