Angus McCracken's definitions

Quiver Master

1. The individual responsible for managing the arrows in the quiver.

2. An individual with large fingers who is skilled in pleasuring the ladies.

Oh my he is quite the quiver master!

by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020

Hard Time

What your dumb ass ends up serving because you mixed up your Grandpa's viagra with his valium.

Man I just wanted to get high. I drank too much Jack, took two of Grampys viagra cause I thought they was the valium. You can't hide that shit in track pants. I did 4 hours of hard time bitches.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

Nickers Snickers

(Noun) a reasonably polite term to identify that you have just shit your pants.

More commonly used in the UK by the posh upper crust.

I dare say old boy what is that smell?

Terribly sorry it would appear as though I've just dropped a steaming pile of nickers snickers

by Angus McCracken February 22, 2020

Scrotillia

The Latin terminology for testicals

Mr. McCracken how on God's green earth do you expect to pass my class if you can't remember a simple word such as scrotillia. It is not "my balls are itchy" please.say " Mea scrotillia es scabrosus". I realise you are not Plato Mr. McCracken however do try at little harder.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

Skeeze

Someone who refuses to wash their hands after using the toilet.

I can't believe that skeeze never washes his hands after taking a leak.

by Angus McCracken February 3, 2020

Pass the Grey Poupon

A phrase you hear over and over again as your drunken frat buddies take turns using your Grandma as a finger puppet.

Man last night was dope. Your Gma sure does play pass the grey poupon with style.

by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020

Gumby

When your Grandma spits her false teeth into a glass on the night stand so she can blow your Grandpa like he needs to be blown.

Grandpa loves fishing but not like he enjoys a gumby from Grandma.

by Angus McCracken January 26, 2020