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Quiver Master

1. The individual responsible for managing the arrows in the quiver.

2. An individual with large fingers who is skilled in pleasuring the ladies.
Oh my he is quite the quiver master!
by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020
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Vagitorial

A short instructional video to teach newcomers the in's and out's of the vagina.
My date thought he was the bomb. Truth be told he needs to watch a vagitorial or two.
by Angus McCracken February 22, 2020
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Safety Plank

The wooden board you strap horizontally across your ass to prevent you from falling into the cavernous vagina your are about to slam.
I told him to use a safety plank but oh no he knew better. Dude we had to call the fire department to get him out of her vagina.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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Purple Headed Darth Vader

How nerds at Comic Con refer to their penis while trying to hit on other nerds.
Hey baby wanta go back to my place and check out my purple headed darth vader - the force is strong in him. Regret it you will not.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
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Island Time

Often confused with the sense that people on an island have about the.progression of time.

The correct definition refers to a specialized dump that can only be created my a certified dump master. In order to take an Island Time shit the dumper must drop at least one fully formed log into a toilet containing tidy bowl blue water whilst simultaneously urinating into the toilet. The yellow mixes with the blue creating an ocean green that the Caribbean is well known for.

If the dumper wipes and adds toilet paper to the bowl it is no longer an Island Time shit. This is why the conditions must be right and this can only be pulled off by a dump master.

It is also necessary to rise before wiping to get a view of your masterpiece from a height. Pics are not necessary but always appreciated.

Rare as an Island Time dump is it is even rarer to hear a female boast and or mention this type of specialized shit.
Man that looks like a photo from the plane when I went on Spring Break. Smell that...it is Island Time!
by Angus McCracken February 10, 2020
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Scabrosus

1. The latin word for itchy

2. A rash of scabs that appears all over your itchy nuts. Brought on by unrelenting scratching.
No wonder you got scabrosus. You never stop scratching your dam nuts.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
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Fart Pellet

The practical name of any bean consumed by males; most specifically baked beans. Sometimes referred to as Mexican Bullets if eaten as a part of a beef and bean burrito.
Whoaaa sorry Bro that is gonna stink. I had a whole bowl of fart pellets for lunch. Sorry man.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
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