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Angus McCracken's definitions

Hungry Sparrow

(Noun) a character in the world of penis puppetry. The hungry sparrow can only be created from an uncircumcised penis. The puppeteer grabs the very tip of the uncircumcised penis separating the flaps of foreskin thereby creating an opening, whilst pulling the penis directly upward. The result is the appearance of a hungry sparrow yearning sky ward, looking for his Mom and the promise of food. A puppeteer with advanced skills can manipulate the foreskin in a manner that when combined with bird calls truly brings the hungry sparrow to life.
When he gets drunk he runs around the party showing everyone his hungry sparrow. It is just not cool.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
mugGet the Hungry Sparrowmug.

Nickers Snickers

(Noun) a reasonably polite term to identify that you have just shit your pants.

More commonly used in the UK by the posh upper crust.
I dare say old boy what is that smell?

Terribly sorry it would appear as though I've just dropped a steaming pile of nickers snickers
by Angus McCracken February 22, 2020
mugGet the Nickers Snickersmug.

Quiver Master

1. The individual responsible for managing the arrows in the quiver.

2. An individual with large fingers who is skilled in pleasuring the ladies.
Oh my he is quite the quiver master!
by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020
mugGet the Quiver Mastermug.

Polio of the Bungholio

A case of diarrhea so nasty it makes you question your very humanity.
(Gagging) OMG honey you need to see a doctor. I think you have polio of the bungholio. It is like living with a farm animal.
by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020
mugGet the Polio of the Bungholiomug.

Pube Pass

(Verb) the action of cradling your nut sack in the palm of your right hand just prior to a meeting, so that the smell of your balls is transferred to the hand of an unsuspecting recipient during a casual handshake.

It is not necessary to actually pass the recipient a physical pube during the move, however if you can pull off leaving one of your pubes unnoticed and stuck to the recipiebt's hand you must accumulate a score of no less than 9 out of 10 even from the Russian judge.
Mother fucker! I can tell by the smirk on your face you.pulled off a pube pass at the meeting with the lawyer.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
mugGet the Pube Passmug.

Tip to Taint

Defines the ultimate goal of any girl where her intent is to engulf your entire member in a near scandalous blow job.
Holly shit is Sally good; she took me tip to taint until I could feel her bottom lip on my asshole.
by Angus McCracken March 26, 2020
mugGet the Tip to Taintmug.

Skeeze

Someone who refuses to wash their hands after using the toilet.
I can't believe that skeeze never washes his hands after taking a leak.
by Angus McCracken February 3, 2020
mugGet the Skeezemug.

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