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Skeeze

Someone who refuses to wash their hands after using the toilet.
I can't believe that skeeze never washes his hands after taking a leak.
by Angus McCracken February 3, 2020
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Peek-a-Boo

What you imagine your hemorrhoids saying after a long day on your feet.
Honey where is the Preperation H? My dam hemorrhoids are playing peek-a-boo again.
by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020
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Quiver Master

1. The individual responsible for managing the arrows in the quiver.

2. An individual with large fingers who is skilled in pleasuring the ladies.
Oh my he is quite the quiver master!
by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020
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Polio of the Bungholio

A case of diarrhea so nasty it makes you question your very humanity.
(Gagging) OMG honey you need to see a doctor. I think you have polio of the bungholio. It is like living with a farm animal.
by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020
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Hungry Sparrow

(Noun) a character in the world of penis puppetry. The hungry sparrow can only be created from an uncircumcised penis. The puppeteer grabs the very tip of the uncircumcised penis separating the flaps of foreskin thereby creating an opening, whilst pulling the penis directly upward. The result is the appearance of a hungry sparrow yearning sky ward, looking for his Mom and the promise of food. A puppeteer with advanced skills can manipulate the foreskin in a manner that when combined with bird calls truly brings the hungry sparrow to life.
When he gets drunk he runs around the party showing everyone his hungry sparrow. It is just not cool.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
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Scrotillia

Mr. McCracken how on God's green earth do you expect to pass my class if you can't remember a simple word such as scrotillia. It is not "my balls are itchy" please.say " Mea scrotillia es scabrosus". I realise you are not Plato Mr. McCracken however do try at little harder.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
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Scabrosus

1. The latin word for itchy

2. A rash of scabs that appears all over your itchy nuts. Brought on by unrelenting scratching.
No wonder you got scabrosus. You never stop scratching your dam nuts.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
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