Angus McCracken's definitions

Cum Bubbles

What occurs when one farts immediately following having a load dropped into their ass.

The worst thing about cum bubbles is when they burst all you smell are farts.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Nose Relish

That lone booger you manage to discretely pick from your nose and hide amongst the relish on the hot dog cart.

I am pretty sure that guy has my snot on his hot dog. How does the nose relish taste buddy?

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Gumby

When your Grandma spits her false teeth into a glass on the night stand so she can blow your Grandpa like he needs to be blown.

Grandpa loves fishing but not like he enjoys a gumby from Grandma.

by Angus McCracken January 26, 2020

Semen Soap

What you get after jerking off into the liquid soap container simply because it is the same color and texture as semen.

He was in the washroom so long people wondered if he was making semen soap.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Vagitorial

A short instructional video to teach newcomers the in's and out's of the vagina.

My date thought he was the bomb. Truth be told he needs to watch a vagitorial or two.

by Angus McCracken February 22, 2020

Quiver Master

1. The individual responsible for managing the arrows in the quiver.

2. An individual with large fingers who is skilled in pleasuring the ladies.

Oh my he is quite the quiver master!

by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020

Snap-a-doo

A cutesy variation on the word snapper (which is obviously slang for vagina)

Used by parents who don't feel comfortable using the anatomically correct terms. These same parents refer to a penis as a ding-dong.

Young girl talking to her Dad.

"Daddy my snap-a-doo is itchy what do I do?"

"Tell your Mom"

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020