Angus McCracken's definitions

Semen Soap

What you get after jerking off into the liquid soap container simply because it is the same color and texture as semen.

He was in the washroom so long people wondered if he was making semen soap.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Pube Pass

(Verb) the action of cradling your nut sack in the palm of your right hand just prior to a meeting, so that the smell of your balls is transferred to the hand of an unsuspecting recipient during a casual handshake.

It is not necessary to actually pass the recipient a physical pube during the move, however if you can pull off leaving one of your pubes unnoticed and stuck to the recipiebt's hand you must accumulate a score of no less than 9 out of 10 even from the Russian judge.

Mother fucker! I can tell by the smirk on your face you.pulled off a pube pass at the meeting with the lawyer.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

Polio of the Bungholio

A case of diarrhea so nasty it makes you question your very humanity.

(Gagging) OMG honey you need to see a doctor. I think you have polio of the bungholio. It is like living with a farm animal.

by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020

Bag O' Chips and a Coke

(Noun) What a Catholic priest offers an alter boy to get the taste of semen out of his mouth.

Now now don't cry I know that stuff doesn't taste great but here is a wee bag o' chips and a coke. Remember it is our secret.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

Peek-a-Boo

What you imagine your hemorrhoids saying after a long day on your feet.

Honey where is the Preperation H? My dam hemorrhoids are playing peek-a-boo again.

by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020

Load Receptacle

Describes someone whose life has hit such a low point that their only positive attribute is their ability to consume and hold endless loads of cum.

No wonder they broke up. That girl is a hard core load receptacle.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Afgrandmastan

What you call Grandma's house when your Grandma is as mean as a snake, can't remember shit cause she drinks 8 ounce of rum a day, and refuses to wear diapers cause somewhere on this planet shitting yourself is an actual sport.

Don't complain to me Sis about your tour in Afgrandmastan. Dad dropped me off in Afgrandmastan yesterday and I saw her porky pigging it up the stairs. Afgrandmastan is burned into my soul.

by Angus McCracken February 13, 2021