Angus McCracken's definitions

Semen Soap

What you get after jerking off into the liquid soap container simply because it is the same color and texture as semen.

He was in the washroom so long people wondered if he was making semen soap.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Panty Puke

(Verb) what happens when your girlfriend is so hammered she needs to shit and puke, but makes the wrong call on which one needs to happen first.

Cindy is stuck in the bathroom. The smell of her own shit caused her to puke into her gitch. Worst case of panty puke I ever saw. Someone should go help the poor girl.

by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020

Quiver Master

1. The individual responsible for managing the arrows in the quiver.

2. An individual with large fingers who is skilled in pleasuring the ladies.

Oh my he is quite the quiver master!

by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020

Bag O' Chips and a Coke

(Noun) What a Catholic priest offers an alter boy to get the taste of semen out of his mouth.

Now now don't cry I know that stuff doesn't taste great but here is a wee bag o' chips and a coke. Remember it is our secret.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

Peek-a-Boo

What you imagine your hemorrhoids saying after a long day on your feet.

Honey where is the Preperation H? My dam hemorrhoids are playing peek-a-boo again.

by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020

Furry Fisting

Verb

1. What you do at Grandma's house while she sleeps. Prancing around her house naked you grab a fist full of her fur coat creating a furry pocket with your fist; into which you masturbate furiously until you have giz drenched her chinchilla or Granny wakes up.

Grandma was some pissed on Sunday when she caught me furry fisting myself. Not sure if it was on account of all the giz or cause I spilled all the mints outta her pockets.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Snap-a-doo

A cutesy variation on the word snapper (which is obviously slang for vagina)

Used by parents who don't feel comfortable using the anatomically correct terms. These same parents refer to a penis as a ding-dong.

Young girl talking to her Dad.

"Daddy my snap-a-doo is itchy what do I do?"

"Tell your Mom"

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020