Angus McCracken's definitions

Couter-kitten

A young girl who is pursued romantically by an older lesbian.

Or who makes herself available to an older lesbian

There is no better way to start your day than waking up with a couter-kitten in your bed.

by Angus McCracken January 21, 2020

Parking the Porpoise

A slang term for intercourse

I spent the whole night parking the porpoise with your sister.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

Bag O' Chips and a Coke

(Noun) What a Catholic priest offers an alter boy to get the taste of semen out of his mouth.

Now now don't cry I know that stuff doesn't taste great but here is a wee bag o' chips and a coke. Remember it is our secret.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

Peek-a-Boo

What you imagine your hemorrhoids saying after a long day on your feet.

Honey where is the Preperation H? My dam hemorrhoids are playing peek-a-boo again.

by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020

Pass the Grey Poupon

A phrase you hear over and over again as your drunken frat buddies take turns using your Grandma as a finger puppet.

Man last night was dope. Your Gma sure does play pass the grey poupon with style.

by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020

Quiver Master

1. The individual responsible for managing the arrows in the quiver.

2. An individual with large fingers who is skilled in pleasuring the ladies.

Oh my he is quite the quiver master!

by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020

Tip to Taint

Defines the ultimate goal of any girl where her intent is to engulf your entire member in a near scandalous blow job.

Holly shit is Sally good; she took me tip to taint until I could feel her bottom lip on my asshole.

by Angus McCracken March 26, 2020