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3 definitions by Anasthma

 
1.
The offspring and by product of a clone hybriding of Chuck Norris and Charlie Sheen. Chuck Sheens Godlike powers surpass anything the world has ever known. Chuck Sheen has the beard of a thousand Norrises.
Chuck Sheen has the lady loving skills of thousand Charlies.
When Chuck Sheen came out of his artificial placenta a thousand angels simultaneously wept, sprouted wings, and began fornicating (like that final scene in the devil's advocate).
Chuck Sheens first words were to Jesus and those words were: "I am your father"
Chuck Sheen knows what your cats are thinking.
Chuck Sheen is TriWinning. He wins here. He wins there. And he wins underwear.
Chuck Sheen can stop a panda in it's tracks with nothing more than an eyelash.
Chuck Sheen can bring a dead wombat back to life.
Chuck Sheen can drive your car from inside a boat.
When you look up awesome in the dictionary you see a picture of Chuck Sheen.
Zeus: Why can't I be awesome?
Me: You're not Chuck Sheen. 'Nuff said.
by Anasthma June 24, 2011
 
2.
BRC
The Black Russian Catholics. An superbad streetgang. They swallow bullets and ride their segweys off cliffs while kicking stray mutts. Most of them own dreadlocked cats because they're that badass. BRC keyed the prinicpals car. BRC stole the bench in the park and relocated it to the auditorium. BRC pulled the firealarm, Penzoiled the 2nd floor, had their snipers shoot at the firedepartment, and you can't say waah. Why? Because BRC spiked the punch at the PD's annual luncheon. BRC gave cocaine to your nanny. BRC rode a tractor over the football bleachers at your school. BRC had cybersex with your brother and impregnated him and your sister.
BRC knows where you live. Be afraid be very afraid.

I woke up with amnesia, naked, with my legs painted red, my stomach painted blue, and my face painted white. BRC was here.

Hold back your dogs. BRC is going by.

BRC has their own church dedicated to the illegitamate children they produce.

When grandma needs a spring in her step for her jazzercise classes you can call on BRC.
by anasthma June 24, 2011
 
3.
The offspring and by product of a clone hybriding of Chuck Norris and Charlie Sheen. Where by only the X chromosomes were extracted from each one and combined to create the utlimate most Godlike femme in the history of the universe. Charlie Norrises posses eye popping powers of seduction that surpass anything the world has ever known.

Charlie Norris has the body of a thoroughbred mare.

Charlie Norris is the substance of boy's wet dreams and old men's fantasies.
When Charlie Norris came out of her artificial placenta a thousand grown men simultaneously wept, sprouted wings, and began fornicating (like that hot scene in the movie beowulf).
Charlie Norris's first words were to Jesus and those words were: "I taste fire."

Charlie Norris can go down a waterslide at a water park and not get wet.

Charlie Norris's cleavage can talk her out of a nudity ticket.

Charlie Norris gets free stuff with her smile.

Charlie Norris gets presents for your birthdays.

Charlie Norris doesn't drive she has a chauffeur for that.

When you look up vixen in the dictionary you see a picture of Charlie Norris.
Isabella: Why can't I a be total bombshell.
Me: You're not Charlie Norris. 'Nuff said.
by Anasthma June 24, 2011