9 definitions by Amanda Boekelheide
The innocuous, straight-seeming gay friend that you can introduce to homophobic people. A 'starter' gay.
Ken is the perfect gateway gay to bring over for Thanksgiving - he can bro out with my homophobic grandfather over football and car engines but he'll still make sure to mention that he's gay near the end of the evening. Can't wait for that moment.
by Amanda Boekelheide November 21, 2007
1. A joyful exclamation made when playing WOW, Unreal Tournament, or any FPS (first person shooter) game where opponents explode in a glory of flying, bloody chunks.
2. A general explicative.
3. Exclamation of excitement over a carnivorous feast, primarily food that has meat of an indistinguishable origin.
2. A general explicative.
3. Exclamation of excitement over a carnivorous feast, primarily food that has meat of an indistinguishable origin.
(after a lot of double-teaming on an alien monster that explodes in a cloud of smoke, metal and splattered alien flesh)
SWEET MEAT CHUNKS! That was a tough one. We'd better of leveled up after that battle.
or
SWEET MEAT CHUNKS! That asshole in the silver Mercedes almost killed me. My shoulder is all tore up.
or
SWEET MEAT CHUNKS! Pass me that dish with the broccoli and whatever that is. I'm starving!
SWEET MEAT CHUNKS! That was a tough one. We'd better of leveled up after that battle.
or
SWEET MEAT CHUNKS! That asshole in the silver Mercedes almost killed me. My shoulder is all tore up.
or
SWEET MEAT CHUNKS! Pass me that dish with the broccoli and whatever that is. I'm starving!
by Amanda Boekelheide January 10, 2009
by Amanda Boekelheide October 3, 2007
A living situation where one is cramped into a tiny room or sleeping on the couch or floor in another person's living space.
I'd invite you to come over but I'm livin' bitch until I find a new job and can afford a better place.
by Amanda Boekelheide December 4, 2007
1. A new grocery store just opened near the Jefferson subway stop, but I didn’t see it in the real world until it appeared on foursquare, I’m so living in an ibubble.
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2. Person A: I just dropped my iphone behind a wall at the gym, and it'll be spending the night there. Meanwhile, I feel as if I'm missing my arm! Maybe this is a sign I have an addiction?
Person B: ☹
Person A: Eh, I guess it'll be good for me. I'll have to pay attention to the people and things around me instead of hiding in my ibubble.
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2. Person A: I just dropped my iphone behind a wall at the gym, and it'll be spending the night there. Meanwhile, I feel as if I'm missing my arm! Maybe this is a sign I have an addiction?
Person B: ☹
Person A: Eh, I guess it'll be good for me. I'll have to pay attention to the people and things around me instead of hiding in my ibubble.
by Amanda Boekelheide April 4, 2011
Noun or Verb
1. A vacation in an often exotic or far away area of the world, but only via the internet.
2. To check something out on wikipedia, often in a drive-by, casual or cursory fashion.
1. A vacation in an often exotic or far away area of the world, but only via the internet.
2. To check something out on wikipedia, often in a drive-by, casual or cursory fashion.
I'm too poor to go on an actual cruise to Fiji, but I totally went on a wiki-cruise, and have been telling people at work that I've been there! I even took a few generic photos of me at the beach and have been playing it up like they're Fiji on facebook with facts about the food, animal life and whatnot.
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The GNP of Bolivia? One sec, let me wiki-cruise it.
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The GNP of Bolivia? One sec, let me wiki-cruise it.
by Amanda Boekelheide April 3, 2010
1. A situation that is irretrievably ridiculous and fucked up.
2. A state of affairs that resembles the concept of dozens of adults dressed in bright colors with synthetic wigs and enormous shoes emerging one by one from an impossibly tiny car
3. A circumstance, incident or person that seems simple from the outside but is in fact vast, labyrinthine, complex and more likely than not, a fiasco.
4. A situation, person or event that is worthy of mockery, scorn or derision.
Clowncar is best used when preceded by a superlative.
Alt spelling: Klownauto.
2. A state of affairs that resembles the concept of dozens of adults dressed in bright colors with synthetic wigs and enormous shoes emerging one by one from an impossibly tiny car
3. A circumstance, incident or person that seems simple from the outside but is in fact vast, labyrinthine, complex and more likely than not, a fiasco.
4. A situation, person or event that is worthy of mockery, scorn or derision.
Clowncar is best used when preceded by a superlative.
Alt spelling: Klownauto.
That outfit he is wearing is so clowncar.
George Bush’s policies regarding Iraq are completely clowncar.
The fact that the case about ‘Bong hits 4 Jesus’ made it to the Supreme Court is absolutely clowncar.
Don’t take the 1 train to Time’s Square. I heard someone jumped in front of the train and it’s a total clowncar down there.
George Bush’s policies regarding Iraq are completely clowncar.
The fact that the case about ‘Bong hits 4 Jesus’ made it to the Supreme Court is absolutely clowncar.
Don’t take the 1 train to Time’s Square. I heard someone jumped in front of the train and it’s a total clowncar down there.
by Amanda Boekelheide July 27, 2007