2 definitions by Alpha79

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Someone with no life and nothing better to do than go on eBay and message sellers about things that are wrong with their listings.

These losers usually have no history of selling on eBay and have a relatively low feedback score.
ebay troll: The item you are selling is a fake and I suggest you edit your listing or I will report it to ebay.

ebay seller: Get a life, and have a good day.
by Alpha79 February 03, 2013

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1. A closet homosexual in denial who persecutes other homosexuals to try and diminish their own insecurity.

2. A fundamentalist religious freak with a low IQ that thinks homosexuals are evil.

3. Any idiot who is afraid of gay people for no logical reason.
Being a homophobe will get you nowhere in life.
by Alpha79 August 26, 2013

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