6 definitions by Alligator King
1. To not care at all about something; to have no opinion whatsoever about it. Often used dismissively in the negative to tell someone that what they are talking about has no relevance whatsoever to the listener.
2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."
2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."
Boss: Dilbert, that is the dumbest idea you have come up with yet. I reject your proposal.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.
Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.
Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.
by Alligator King June 30, 2021
Short for Smith Mountain Lake, a tourist destination in the Roanoke River Valley. Often printed on T-shirts and other Smith Mountain Lake Souvenirs.
by Alligator King July 8, 2021
A nasty person who is full of crap and can't be believed. Origin: deuce bag is a bag, bottle or jar, used in medieval times by superstitious people, in which nasty bits of things such as urine and bits of hair or nail clippings were kept, sealed up, and hidden somewhere in a house. The thinking was that if you trapped nasty things in a closed, designated space in your house, it would keep bad luck sealed inside the bag, bottle, jar, etc and away from the residents. Not to be confused with the much more vulgar term douchebag.
Charlie: My boss is so full of it. He pressures me constantly to meet impossible deadlines, and then he takes credit for my work!
Bill: Yup, he sounds like a real deucebag.
Bill: Yup, he sounds like a real deucebag.
by Alligator King June 30, 2021
A green scaly reptile with sharp teeth and spikes similar to a crocodile native to North America and China, that lives in swamps and brackish streams from Florida in the South to North Carolina in the North and, more recently, Southeastern Virginia in the Great Dismal Swamp near Virginia Beach. The alligator is also my favorite animal. I have a plush green alligator named Leah and several Lego alligator mini-figures. Alligators are a common theme among Mardi Gras souvenirs and somewhat synonymous with the state of Florida, although they are a common staple and mentioned often in Louisiana culture too. A man known as Tommy Woodward stood on the edge of a pond outside a restaurant in Texas and swore at alligators; thereafter jumping in the water before disappearing. Smart people avoid swimming in water where alligators live, though alligators very rarely attack people unprovoked. Still, it's always best to be safe.
Charlie: Hey, Bill, that pond looks sweet and it's so hot; I think I'll go for a swim!
Bill: No man, don't do that, there's an alligator in that pond!
Charlie: Oh thanks man, I thought it was a floating log.
Bill: No man, don't do that, there's an alligator in that pond!
Charlie: Oh thanks man, I thought it was a floating log.
by Alligator King June 13, 2021
A gag name made up by Bart Simpson to prank Moe at the tavern in The Simpsons. The implication was meant to be that the speaker, in this case Moe, had diarrhea.
Bart: I'm looking for a friend, last name: Keybum, first name: Lee.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Hey, guys, do I got a Lee Keybum? Come on, look at the stools; is there a Lee Keybum? Oh, someone check the rear. I know I've got a Lee Keybum.
Barney: Then you probably shouldn't be handling food. Ahahaha!
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Hey, guys, do I got a Lee Keybum? Come on, look at the stools; is there a Lee Keybum? Oh, someone check the rear. I know I've got a Lee Keybum.
Barney: Then you probably shouldn't be handling food. Ahahaha!
by Alligator King June 7, 2021
An awesome building toy originating in Denmark in the 1940s, consisting of plastic bricks with studs that interlock, used to build everything from animals to buildings, to boats and cars. A super creative building toy for kids and adults alike, with all levels of creativity!
Charlie: Hey man, check out my Lego creator set! I can build three different animals in one set!
Bill: Yeah, man, that's pretty cool. Who'd have thought you could build all that with a bunch of plastic bricks?
Bill: Yeah, man, that's pretty cool. Who'd have thought you could build all that with a bunch of plastic bricks?
by Alligator King June 30, 2021