47 definitions by All Bets Hedged

Blowvid

Getting a blowjob from someone who has Covid.

She tested positive for Covid but I had the vaccine so I asked for a blowvid

by All Bets Hedged February 23, 2021

UDic'ing

When someone uses Urban Dictionary terms, sometimes unbeknownst to the other person, in causal conversation.

He said he was dropping his car off at the shop, so I didn't know if he was having sex with his wife, dropping his car off at the shop, or just UDic'ing me again.

by All Bets Hedged February 22, 2021

Water Parking

When two men face each other, fully erect, and urinate on each other.

We didn’t go to the water park for the rides, we went for the water parking.

by All Bets Hedged February 4, 2021

Cleaning the Toothpaste Cap

Having imminent diarrhea that is held in by previously formed solid feces within the bowel tract. Upon pushing out the solid mass, diarrhea follows with ease.

After trying all the laxities on the market I tried some liquid magnesium and was very shortly cleaning the toothpaste cap.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021

Bleaching the Limestone

When an albino man ejaculates on the chiseled abs of another albino man or woman.

When he saw his abs he knew it was perfect for bleaching the limestone.

by All Bets Hedged December 10, 2020

Pumping out the Poison

The irrational need to masturbate when hungover.

I felt like complete shit but I was still pumping out the poison.

by All Bets Hedged October 19, 2021

Meat out of the freezer

When one unexpectedly ends an act of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.

Preston was quite surprised when Chandler pulled the meat out of the freezer.

by All Bets Hedged March 31, 2020