47 definitions by All Bets Hedged

Carpet Bombing

When someone defecates while in a sex swing during an orgy.

James is famous in our swingers club for Carpet Bombing every time we have a party.

by All Bets Hedged March 2, 2020

Office Dropping

When you randomly visit a coworker to ridicule their behavior on social media.

Doug was really on one this weekend on Facebook so I had to do some office dropping on him.

by All Bets Hedged February 24, 2020

Assburger

The act of lovingly eating someone ass void of any emotional attachments.

She thought she was getting a rim job from a man that loved her, but it was really just an assburger.

by All Bets Hedged March 5, 2021

Caprifun

When you drink the ejaculate from the inside of a recently used condom.

I'm not drinking out of this used rubber for your approval, I am just enjoying a Caprifun.

by All Bets Hedged June 20, 2022

Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.

I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.

by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021

Tornasol

When you passionately tear your asshole on purpose.

You live on Tornasol, I live with a tornasol.

by All Bets Hedged February 20, 2020

Turducken

Anal or vaginal intercourse with a woman 8+ months pregnant.

When she told me she was at the 8 month mark I offered her a turducken.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021