175 definitions by Alex Quantashassle

skoog

To stick a twig in someone's afro.

(Sticks a twig in his afro)
"SCOOG!"
"Hey, man! Don't scoog mah do!"

Your stature, your state of mind. Used mainly in The Screwed Up South.

"Mah ordinance iz kool!"

"The whole bloody Tori Party is completely arse about face!"

"Stop badgering her, she's not interested in buying another pair of your cheap trainers."

A friend of yours who thinks he's superior to everyone, but has many inadequacies.

"I just programmed Netscape in Perl! Bow to me, people."
"Aaah, Zac, yer such a dean!"

A way to describe someone you have slept with. That person is your terrain.

"Julie? Yep, she's my terrain.

Adjective. To be classy; of quality. Applies to people and objects alike. Widely used.

"Man, that girl is select!"