140 definitions by Alan

someone who takes your porn, watches it, rips you off for being into a 'sub-genre of a sub-genre', then gives the porn to fano, and it's never to be seen again.
where's the porn?
dunno, i think jaunbrand has it.
you sure? i thought fano had it.
no, jaunbrand has it.
by alan May 04, 2004
Chinese word meaning, "hurry up and cum already." Primarely used in the whore house industry to their customers.
(while hittin' it missionary style)
Chinese Prostitute: "Kavareyaaa!!"
John Doe: "ok miss, dont rush me!"
by Alan February 09, 2005
an interest-free loan that you don't have to pay back. ever.
i wish all banks worked with zuma-dollars!
yeah. fnb sucks!
by alan October 21, 2004
a genre of house music favoured by labels like Hed Kandi (amongst others). characterised by loads of female vocals and the fact that jaunbrand is on the dance floor. the girls also like to dance to it. no correlation between these 2 occurences has yet been identified.
damn, fano and jaunbrand are tearing up the dancefloor.
by alan June 14, 2004
An opium addict. See hop-head.
The weepers on the Bowery went to Hop-Sing's to get their fix.
by Alan June 04, 2004
someone who angers the gods on a frequent basis. not to be confused with loki (see louwtjie).
god: 'jaunbrand is really pissing Me off today. i think I'll smite him, or he should get on his knees and repent.'
by alan June 02, 2004
Derogatory term for an extremely biggoted person from the South, who acts in a condescending or even threatening way towards anyone not of Anglo-Saxon, Anglo-Celtic ancestry.

Word often used by Blacks, who have the misfortune of running into someone who is biggoted.

The term originates from the practice in some Southern states of eating kaolin, a kind of clay which is said to ease digestion.
Did you hear that mud eater? Couldn't stop talking about how the Mexicans were stealing his job. Did you hear what he called Thomas? The nerve of that asshole!
by Alan May 09, 2004
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