Alan's definitions

Jesus dandruff

Inclimate winter weather, excessive snow.

There was mad Jesus dandruff out there tonight, I was afraid to be on the road on the way back from the New Years' celebration.

by Alan August 17, 2006

Dust trip

The influence of PCP, also known as Angel dust

Did you hear about that guy that took a dust trip and cut his face off with a broken mirror?

by Alan May 9, 2004

Jesus pimps

Jehova's witnesses.

The Jesus pimps stopped at my door again yesterday.

by Alan May 9, 2004

fano

Talking very fast on the phone, and then insisting to speak to your girlfriend afterwards.

Who's on the phone?
It's fano.
Oh, better hang up then.

or:

Hello.
Hi,-it's-fano-here,-can-i-speak-to-mari?
Ok...

by alan April 7, 2004

hawk

A nationalist, a war supporter.

The hawks in Wahsington were pushing for war before 9/11.

by Alan May 14, 2004

Rimjob

When somebody sticks there legs over the back of there head and somebody licks there arsehole

by alan August 2, 2003

FBM

it started out as a shirt company in 1993 called Fat Bald MEn. Then later developed in to a kick ass bmx company. they have multiple bmx videos out

Did you see that bmx video from FBM called Albert Street? It was some sick shit

by alan January 15, 2005