Alan's definitions

oeuvre

A word used by literature professors to express superiority.

"Faulkner's oeuvre is characterized by interminable posturing."

Or, less self-referentially: "I had oeuvre and sausage on toast for breakfast."

by Alan April 15, 2005

frandom

Like "Random" only with an "f" at the start.

What the funk, that was frandom.

by Alan May 16, 2005

Colon Joe

a retarded kid that smells like racid shit

god damn u smell like colon joe

by alan April 20, 2005

louwtjie

aka satan's little helper - the guy in the red suit that always sits on your shoulder and whispers no-good in your ear.

jesus. you look like shit.
yeah. louwtjie stoppped by with a gram and it all went pear-shaped. what day is it?
thursday.
fuck.

by alan June 14, 2004

duckbill

Another trendy word meaning 'cool'

People look upon my duckbillness and say, "Wow, if only I was as duckbill as him"

by Alan April 22, 2005

nnud

a 300 pound fat kid whos breath smells like colon joe

holy shit! your breath smells like nnud

by Alan April 22, 2005

le chique le cool

a term loosely used to define coolness in a canine.

damn pippa sure has that thing!
yeah, she is le chique le cool.

by alan October 19, 2004