Alan's definitions

looner

n. - crazy, as in lunatic, missing a few screws,
adj. - anyone who took the short bus to school.

n. -a rock band in los angeles

"You're a looner!"
"Looner rocks!"

by alan November 23, 2003

Fat Stasik

A chick with big nostrils and dark skin. She is not actually fat. She is very nice, but gets taken advantage of. She is pretty hott though.

Fat Stasik's last name is actually Stacicheck.

I just fucked Fat Stasik

by Alan March 12, 2005

purple hammock

adj. or n.

incompetent, foolish, sexually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics.

derived from 'bannana hammock' (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.

n: Boy, the manager at Wal-Mart sure is mad today. He's such a purple hammock.

adj: You're giving all the wrong asnwers; it's quite purple hammock of you.

by alan October 26, 2004

man under the umbrella

a mans dick

D's man under the umbrealla is gigantic

by Alan October 14, 2003

grasshead

a. A person, usually male, who is addicted to marijuana. 6. pothead

b. A person who has signed up for the website http;//www.whatthefuck.com under "Grasshead."

a. Look at that grasshead, smoking 24/7

b. Hi, I'm grasshead.

by Alan December 5, 2004

duckbill

Another trendy word meaning 'cool'

People look upon my duckbillness and say, "Wow, if only I was as duckbill as him"

by Alan April 22, 2005

girlie house

a genre of house music favoured by labels like Hed Kandi (amongst others). characterised by loads of female vocals and the fact that jaunbrand is on the dance floor. the girls also like to dance to it. no correlation between these 2 occurences has yet been identified.

damn, fano and jaunbrand are tearing up the dancefloor.
yeah.

by alan June 14, 2004