Alan's definitions

heavenlylay

oi oi, so tired at d mo, soz i eint written on dis fing 4 time, soz!!! yeh i bin gettin a lot better of l8ly, not 100% but i am gettin a lot betta, wot u bin up 2 of l8ly? apart from buggin me, lol onllllllllllly jokin, how iz my lil gyal chloe??? CHLOE U MISSIN ME! U BEST BE!!! lol, tell ur mum i said ello ello, anywayz chat 2 u on msn now, nite nite

by Alan October 20, 2003

fmuchor

rubber nipples

I like it when Will bites my fmuchor.

by Alan November 4, 2003

mobojo

a hot girl that walks and talks weird

morgan johnson

by alan November 22, 2003

looner

n. - crazy, as in lunatic, missing a few screws,
adj. - anyone who took the short bus to school.

n. -a rock band in los angeles

"You're a looner!"
"Looner rocks!"

by alan November 23, 2003

Muttongeoff

Closely related to muttonhead, but of a different variety like glovehead

Glovehead was a muttonhead when he hid his beer under his bed.

by alan November 25, 2003

grunties

The sex act

Do you fancy indulging in some grunties tonight, darling?

by Alan December 2, 2003

2mb

1. Tomb.

2. Huge ass pussy.

by Alan August 25, 2003