Ae5Ea8's definitions

Orange is the New Snack

When your fingers turn orange from eating Cheetohs

Oh, brother. You've got a case of the Orange is the New Snack.
Clean thyself.

by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

passweird

Combination of "password" and "weird," describing a strong password that you know you'll never be able to remember because it's so weird.

xay9tuf;ne"ca* is totes passweird. How did I ever expect to remember it?

by Ae5Ea8 April 21, 2015

catdusted

Getting cropdusted by your cat. This is when your cat farts and walks by your face.

I awoke to being kneaded and catdusted by Fluffy.

by Ae5Ea8 May 21, 2016

stallitary confinement

Combination of "stall" and "solitary confinement," describing the predicament of finding yourself seated in a public bathroom stall without any reading material or smartphone.

Without my iPhone, I'm in stallitary confinement whilst I drop a deuce.

by Ae5Ea8 July 4, 2016

Kirklandia

A TV show about Costco that takes place entirely within a Costco store involving checker-outers, ID checkers, receipt checkers (i.e., Costcops), drivers of pallet movers, free sample giver-outers, demonstration people demonstrating products like the Vitamix, customer service folks, and customers just like me and you.

This show would be like how Portlandia is about Portland. Kirkland is the Costco brand.

Don't miss the season premiere of Kirklandia.

by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016

no-mo' code

Combination of "promo code" and "no more" (i.e., no mo'), describing the act of trying what you think is a valid promo code for an online purchase—but it fails at checkout. There just ain't no mo' code.

The average no-mo' code searching session lasts 5 minutes.

by Ae5Ea8 April 16, 2015

fappling

Fapping whilst observing adult content on any Apple desktop, laptop, or mobile device. Extra points are awarded for fapping to an Apple Watch being worn on the same hand as is doing the fapping.

A fapple a day keeps the doctor away, is the the age old saw on fappling.

by Ae5Ea8 April 8, 2015