Ae5Ea8's definitions

houche bag

When someone obviously from the United States puts on airs by saying "an historical moment" like a Brit. The offender not only uses "an" instead of "a" but also pronounces the "h." While some leeway may be given to somebody who was educated outside of the United States, this pronunciation comes off as a bit affected if you are just an average American born and raised in the States.

Don't be a hb.
Eh?
Houche bag.

by Ae5Ea8 March 11, 2015

get my green drink on

Similar to "getting my drink on," but instead of alcohol it's a "green drink"—like a superfood drink made with spirulina, kale, chlorella, or wheatgrass.

Friday night: get my drink on. Saturday morning: get my green drink on.

by Ae5Ea8 May 10, 2015

Costcop

the Costco worker who checks your receipt as you leave

Costcops pretend to confirm what you've bought.

by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015

fingature

Writing your signature on a trackpad with your finger.

My fingature looks nothing like my real signature.

by Ae5Ea8 April 28, 2015

raw cheeking

Combination of "raw dogging" and "butt cheeks," describing the act of using a toilet seat, not your own, without protection. The protection in question is toilet paper to line the seat, just as a condom is the protection in question with respect to raw dogging.

It is appropriate to raw cheek in the bathroom of your Immediate and extended family. How far the circle extends to your friends, however, is unclear at this time. At a best friend's house, it is acceptable to raw cheek. The further you get into the realm of a casual acquaintance, though, the more likely it is that you should use toilet paper to line the toilet seat.

Without exception, it is never appropriate to raw cheek in a restroom open to the public.

The old saw goes: Saturday night raw cheeking leads to Monday morning rash.

by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015

shit list

The short list of people you would feel comfortable talking to while simultaneously dropping a deuce.

I often ponder my shit list in the Starbucks bathroom.

by Ae5Ea8 January 10, 2016

cartesy

Combination of "courtesy" and "cart," describing the act of letting someone check out in front of you because they only have a few things in their shopping cart.

It is good to practice random acts of cartesy.

by Ae5Ea8 February 20, 2015