203 definitions by Ae5Ea8
the cloudy pool water after a geriatric aqua aerobics class consisting of various paper products, human liquids and solids, and various other sundries and whatnots
by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2017
I would like some goji bears for Valentine's day.
by Ae5Ea8 March 25, 2015
A snowfall that everyone thinks is going to be a full-on blizzard but ends up producing a pretty minimal amount of snow.
Yo, do you remember the nasty Blizzard of '79?
Broseph, I think you're talking about the Blahzzard of '79. It was in '78 when we had the real blizzard.
Broseph, I think you're talking about the Blahzzard of '79. It was in '78 when we had the real blizzard.
by Ae5Ea8 January 27, 2015
When two heterosexual male friends are treated as if they are a couple out on a date. This usually occurs when the friends go out to dinner. Much to their chagrin, the two guys get seated off in a cozy corner and the waitress is extra nice and supportive all of a sudden. When the waitress eventually figures out that the guys are checking her out, she will stop being nice. She will then treat them as just two regular a*�!3s.
Wife: How was your dinner with Bob?
Husband: Cool, but the waitress thought we were a couple having a bromantic evening.
Husband: Cool, but the waitress thought we were a couple having a bromantic evening.
by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015
When your cat spends the night in your closet by accident because you inadvertently closed the door while the cat was in the closet. Usually there is no scratching or meowing. The next morning the cat pops out, as if nothing was amiss.
by Ae5Ea8 March 20, 2015
1. A fake bromance on a reality show just to gain the confidence of the other person.
2. A bromance that turns out badly...where two guys start off liking each as bros, but end up thinking that the other is a jerk.
2. A bromance that turns out badly...where two guys start off liking each as bros, but end up thinking that the other is a jerk.
by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015
Website ads featuring nasty skin conditions. The ads are usually — but not always — on medical information sites like WebMD. This is not in any way to cast in a bad light the people who have the conditions, because anyone is susceptible to viral, fungal, and bacterial infections, as well as cancer. But most people, including those with the condition, would agree that it's kind of hard to look at.
by Ae5Ea8 May 13, 2015