Ae5Ea8's definitions

Einstein's Theory of Textivity

When you and the other person are texting answers or responses to each others' last text, but the conversation makes no sense and is completely out of sync.

Einstein's Theory of Textivity

by Ae5Ea8 November 2, 2016

The BarCode Triangle

The temporary disappearance of the barcode when you're at the self-checkout station in the supermarket. Despite your attempts to rotate the product around and around and upside down, you can't seem to find the barcode.

The BarCode Triangle exists for a short period of time.

by Ae5Ea8 April 13, 2015

freeding station

A combination of "feeding station" and "free," describing the log jam of people surrounding the free food sample stations at Costco.

Well, Bill, from up here in the chopper it looks like there's some traffic along the meat section and heading into the frozen food aisles there's what appears to be a pile up at the freeding station.

by Ae5Ea8 February 19, 2015

senior soup

the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility

what's for dinner, honey?
Senior soup.
Do we have any Tabasco sauce? Last time it was kind of bland.

by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016

fappling

Fapping whilst observing adult content on any Apple desktop, laptop, or mobile device. Extra points are awarded for fapping to an Apple Watch being worn on the same hand as is doing the fapping.

A fapple a day keeps the doctor away, is the the age old saw on fappling.

by Ae5Ea8 April 8, 2015

scraper towel

Combination of "paper towel" and "scrape," describing the act of using a paper towel to blow your nose. The paper towel is so rough that feels like you are "scraping" your nose. This emergency measure should only be enacted when you do not have access to a tissue or toilet paper. It often helps to wet the paper towel first in order to soften the sharp edges. All in all, it is generally thought better to sacrifice a few nose hairs in order to take care of whatever business you have going on up in your nose.

Why is your nose bleeding?

I had to use a scraper towel in the mens room.

by Ae5Ea8 March 14, 2015

public hair

a pubic hair gone on a walkabout somewhere quite visible, possibly on one's shirt or stuck behind a piece of Scotch tape

public hair
so wrong, so human, such a personal hygiene foul

by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016