Ae5Ea8's definitions
A revolting experience described as follows.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.
So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.
You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.
So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.
You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.
by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016
Get the brother's teamug. Combination of "blotto" and "auto correct," describing the inaccuracies you make while explaining something to someone when you are totally wasted. This is like the mistakes that a smartphone makes when it auto corrects what you want to say with something totally weird, but you don't realize what you actually said until you see the text or email sometime later.
by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015
Get the blotto correctmug. Combination of "flatulence" and "fly," describing the act of enthusiastic wind-breaking while either (1) walking along a busy airport concourse, or (2) sitting on an air plane at altitude. Due to the extremely high level of ambient noise in both situations, you feel confident that your contribution will go unnoticed. The joy of such a taboo release in a public place may induce a slight elation.
Hopefully not, but flytulence may eventually lead to you to floating in the middle of an ocean, holding onto a seat cushion full of beer farts. (hat tip to George Carlin)
by Ae5Ea8 April 10, 2015
Get the flytulencemug. by Ae5Ea8 November 9, 2016
Get the Failure to Bonchmug. On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.
by Ae5Ea8 May 2, 2015
Get the schmucket listmug. Combination of "smell" and "hello," describing the act of two dogs sniffing the other's respective business end as a way of saying hello.
Buster and Rover did the smello ritual of walking around each other in a circle while each of them got acquainted with the other.
by Ae5Ea8 March 3, 2015
Get the smellomug. Staring into a parked car and then being surprised when you see someone looking out at you. At first, you can't see inside because of the glare. As you keep walking, however, you see that there is actually someone in there. As your eyes meet, you feel kind of embarrassed that you were looking into the car.
by Ae5Ea8 June 17, 2015
Get the invasion of drivacymug.