Ae5Ea8's definitions

Nixit

If England does a revote and Brexit get nixed.

Nixit or bust

by Ae5Ea8 June 26, 2016

bromo code

A bromo code is automatically generated when one bro buys another bro a beer. The first-buying bro is issued a bromo code, which he can then redeem by having the other bro buy the second round.

The bromo code is a promo code between bros.

by Ae5Ea8 April 3, 2015

snell

Combination of "smell" and "sneeze," describing the smell of a sneeze. Try it sometime by putting your head into your tee shirt as you sneeze.

I smelled my snell...The smell was surprisingly unenjoyable.

by Ae5Ea8 April 4, 2015

five second rule

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide

If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself

don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food

by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016

the Fred zone

a combination of "friend zone" and "red zone." This is when you are close to going all the way with a woman (i.e., you're close to scoring a touchdown as in being in the "red zone") but she denies you by putting you in the "friend zone."

So have you guys made the beast with two backs yet?

No, bro, I got put in the Fred zone. Our relationship is over.

by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015

public hair

a pubic hair gone on a walkabout somewhere quite visible, possibly on one's shirt or stuck behind a piece of Scotch tape

public hair
so wrong, so human, such a personal hygiene foul

by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016

Porta-Pottyama

trying to hold your breath for the duration of your use of the Porta-Potty due to the smell

Pranayama is breath control

The Stench of the Porta-Potty was vile: I could either become one with the Stench, as Yoda had taught me, or hold my breath. I chose the latter.

My Porta-Pottyama failed me, though, as I finally had to suck in a huge breath -- my sensory sensations then feasted on the filth of fermenting human waste.

by Ae5Ea8 April 3, 2017