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senior stew

this is "senior soup" (the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility) but with the addition of chunks

the chunks make it stew, as opposed to soup

the chunks can be various paper products, sutures, pieces of dead skin or nails, hairs, dingleberries, mingleberries
senior stew: now with chunks!
by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016
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Kirklandia

A new TV series occurring inside of a Costco. It's like Portlandia, but everyone is a Costco customer.

Fyi, Kirkland is the Costco brand.
I love the theme song for Kirklandia.
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
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snell

Combination of "smell" and "sneeze," describing the smell of a sneeze. Try it sometime by putting your head into your tee shirt as you sneeze.
I smelled my snell...The smell was surprisingly unenjoyable.
by Ae5Ea8 April 4, 2015
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Nixit

If England does a revote and Brexit get nixed.
Nixit or bust
by Ae5Ea8 June 26, 2016
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Daylight Savings Mind

Confusion caused by Daylight Savings Time kicking in, resulting in you showing up early or late to a regularly scheduled Sunday event.
Daggumit. I can't believe I arrived an hour early. Must be Daylight Savings Mind.
by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015
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blotto correct

Combination of "blotto" and "auto correct," describing the inaccuracies you make while explaining something to someone when you are totally wasted. This is like the mistakes that a smartphone makes when it auto corrects what you want to say with something totally weird, but you don't realize what you actually said until you see the text or email sometime later.
I wish I had an app for blotto correct. Last night I said some things I shouldn't have.
by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015
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invasion of drivacy

Staring into a parked car and then being surprised when you see someone looking out at you. At first, you can't see inside because of the glare. As you keep walking, however, you see that there is actually someone in there. As your eyes meet, you feel kind of embarrassed that you were looking into the car.
Neither tort law nor the Fourth Amendment protects against invasion of drivacy.
by Ae5Ea8 June 17, 2015
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