Ae5Ea8's definitions

talking like a tool

Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.

Someone should Songify themselves talking like a tool.

by Ae5Ea8 May 7, 2015

Russell Sprouts

Combination of "Brussel Sprouts" and "Russell." An affectionate term for the children of anybody with the first or last name of Russell.

How are the Russell Sprouts doing?

Great, Johnny is 5, and Suzy is 7 now.

by Ae5Ea8 March 18, 2015

Pist-ot Note

When you write on the gluey backside of a Post-it Note and wonder why you're having trouble writing.

Pist-ot Notes of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains.

by Ae5Ea8 June 8, 2015

hellitosis

Combination of "halitosis" and "hell," describing a person's atrocious breath. Only reserved for a truly face-melting and life-disaffirming odor.

Listen, man, don't get to close to Larry. He will KILL you.

What do you mean?

Hellitosis, man. Something died up in his teeth.

by Ae5Ea8 March 13, 2015

bromantic

When two heterosexual male friends are treated as if they are a couple out on a date. This usually occurs when the friends go out to dinner. Much to their chagrin, the two guys get seated off in a cozy corner and the waitress is extra nice and supportive all of a sudden. When the waitress eventually figures out that the guys are checking her out, she will stop being nice. She will then treat them as just two regular a*&#0!3s.

Wife: How was your dinner with Bob?

Husband: Cool, but the waitress thought we were a couple having a bromantic evening.

by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015

vinegar speed

Derived from "vinegar strokes," vinegar speed is the determined face you make when passing the point of no return while going though a traffic signal that you feel is about to turn yellow. Vinegar speed is the point at which even if the light turned yellow you wouldn't slow down.

Do the Vinegar Speed!

by Ae5Ea8 April 12, 2015

satisfriction

Any sexually gratifying friction performed on oneself or another.

Hey, do you want to come over tonight? We can work on our physics homework to calculate the coefficient of satisfriction between our fiddly bits.

Sorry, I'm not into you that way.
Oh, well, I guess I shall be satisfricting myself.

by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015