prisoner's dilemma

The uncomfortable but ultimate acceptance of another dude farting at a the urinal while you're in the bathroom. You can't claim that it's an inappropriate place to fart, so you just gotta deal with it.
I was faced with the prisoner's dilemma right before my big interview at the company's headquarters.
by Ae5Ea8 May 04, 2016
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Turdistan

The small independent sovereign whose borders are coextenstive with the walls of your cat box.
Welcome to Turdistan!
Population: 2
by Ae5Ea8 April 21, 2015
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Firsty the Snowman

Firsty the Snowman is especially happy and jolly because he's going to be around for the whole winter.
by Ae5Ea8 February 03, 2015
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Frostco

the huge walk-in freezer at Costco that is totally freezing.
Larry caught a cold while lollygagging in the Frostco looking for the tub of organic spinach.
by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015
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chihuaHonda

a Honda that thinks it's a Porsche
a car that suffers from the Chihauhua Complex (also known as the "small dog complex")

it's a souped up lowrider Honda with a bark bigger than it's bite

characteristics include a loud and absurd-sounding exhaust, tinted windows, and some flashy trim
was that a kazoo driving by?

no, it's just a chihuaHonda
by Ae5Ea8 May 25, 2017
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blotto correct

Combination of "blotto" and "auto correct," describing the inaccuracies you make while explaining something to someone when you are totally wasted. This is like the mistakes that a smartphone makes when it auto corrects what you want to say with something totally weird, but you don't realize what you actually said until you see the text or email sometime later.
I wish I had an app for blotto correct. Last night I said some things I shouldn't have.
by Ae5Ea8 February 22, 2015
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Jackassery Degree (J.D.)

A degree in jackassery required to become a lawyer.
On your application for this attorney position please provide a copy of your Jackassery Degree (J.D.).
by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016
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