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Brady violation

1. In football, a term describing the deflating of footballs. See Deflategate.
2. A legal term describing the affirmative duty of the prosecution to disclose any material evidence favorable to the defendant and relevant to the prosecution’s case in chief. The evidence that must be turned over is any evidence that would tend to nullify guilt or reduce culpability or punishment.
Deflategate v. Pats (holding that deflating footballs is uncool (i.e., a Brady violation)).
by Ae5Ea8 May 14, 2015
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fappling

Fapping whilst observing adult content on any Apple desktop, laptop, or mobile device. Extra points are awarded for fapping to an Apple Watch being worn on the same hand as is doing the fapping.
A fapple a day keeps the doctor away, is the the age old saw on fappling.
by Ae5Ea8 April 8, 2015
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Eskibowl brother

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.

So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

You've become a kind of an eskimo brother with another brother.

There is no female equivalent.
Eskibowl...Eskibowl brother...
by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2016
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When you and the other person are texting answers or responses to each others' last text, but the conversation makes no sense and is completely out of sync.
Einstein's Theory of Textivity
by Ae5Ea8 November 2, 2016
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scraper towel

Combination of "paper towel" and "scrape," describing the act of using a paper towel to blow your nose. The paper towel is so rough that feels like you are "scraping" your nose. This emergency measure should only be enacted when you do not have access to a tissue or toilet paper. It often helps to wet the paper towel first in order to soften the sharp edges. All in all, it is generally thought better to sacrifice a few nose hairs in order to take care of whatever business you have going on up in your nose.
Why is your nose bleeding?

I had to use a scraper towel in the mens room.
by Ae5Ea8 March 14, 2015
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buyromaniac

A combination of "pyromaniac" and "buy." These people are obsessed with buying things, just like a pyromaniac is obsessed with setting fires.
Buyromaniacs are out in force on the day after Thanksgiving.
by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015
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phasting

Combination of "fasting" and "phone," describing the act of waking somewhere while being on a digital "fast" in the sense that you are not looking at your phone to check the time, emails, texts, or the news.
I'm phasting today.
by Ae5Ea8 March 5, 2015
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