Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Ae5Ea8

interknot

A slow internet connection, deriving from "internet" and "knot."

Not another interknot! I'm Netflix binging today, for Chrissakes.

by Ae5Ea8 February 16, 2015

Feeling lost in Costco or another big box store when you can't find what you're looking for because they've changed up the location of the products on the shelves.

There is currently no FDA-approved drug to treat mayonnaisia, but intravenous Cheez Whiz is currently in clinical trials.

Daggumit. Where's the 50 gallon drum of mayonnaise?
mayonnaisia

by Ae5Ea8 March 10, 2017

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manmansplaining

When a man mansplains what "mansplaining" means.

And, I was, like, O.M.G., you're totally manmansplaining the meaning of mansplaining to me.

by Ae5Ea8 November 14, 2016

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breathie

Combination of "selfie" and "breath," describing the act of smelling your own breath by cupping your hand in front of your mouth while simultaneously exhaling and inhaling slowly. It is similar to a "selfie" because you are taking a snapshot of your self; in this case, your breath.

I woke up and took a breathie of my morning breath. Result? Disgusting: generally rude, with notes of horse manure.

by Ae5Ea8 April 4, 2015

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crap circles

when you have sharted and there are unexplained sacred geometric shapes in your briefs

Real men prefer briefs, for 'tis easier to identify and catalogue crap circles

by Ae5Ea8 December 17, 2018

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refaptory period

Combination of "fapping" and "refractory period." The refractory period is the recovery time during which it is physiologically impossible for a man to have another orgasm. The refaptory period, therefore, is the recovery time during which it is physiologically impossible for a man to have another orgasm by fapping.

Lowering one's refaptory period can be a good hobby.

by Ae5Ea8 March 30, 2015

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