Ae5Ea8's definitions

ascetiquette

Combination of "ascetic" and "etiquette," describing the act of denying yourself the pleasure of eating your meal at it's peak hotness until everyone at the restaurant table gets served their meal.

One observes ascetiquette on business lunch until told otherwise. - Emily Post

by Ae5Ea8 June 26, 2016

phasting

Combination of "fasting" and "phone," describing the act of waking somewhere while being on a digital "fast" in the sense that you are not looking at your phone to check the time, emails, texts, or the news.

I'm phasting today.

by Ae5Ea8 March 5, 2015

buyromaniac

A combination of "pyromaniac" and "buy." These people are obsessed with buying things, just like a pyromaniac is obsessed with setting fires.

Buyromaniacs are out in force on the day after Thanksgiving.

by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015

houche bag

When someone obviously from the United States puts on airs by saying "an historical moment" like a Brit. The offender not only uses "an" instead of "a" but also pronounces the "h." While some leeway may be given to somebody who was educated outside of the United States, this pronunciation comes off as a bit affected if you are just an average American born and raised in the States.

Don't be a hb.
Eh?
Houche bag.

by Ae5Ea8 March 11, 2015

fingature

Writing your signature on a trackpad with your finger.

My fingature looks nothing like my real signature.

by Ae5Ea8 April 28, 2015

raw cheeking

Combination of "raw dogging" and "butt cheeks," describing the act of using a toilet seat, not your own, without protection. The protection in question is toilet paper to line the seat, just as a condom is the protection in question with respect to raw dogging.

It is appropriate to raw cheek in the bathroom of your Immediate and extended family. How far the circle extends to your friends, however, is unclear at this time. At a best friend's house, it is acceptable to raw cheek. The further you get into the realm of a casual acquaintance, though, the more likely it is that you should use toilet paper to line the toilet seat.

Without exception, it is never appropriate to raw cheek in a restroom open to the public.

The old saw goes: Saturday night raw cheeking leads to Monday morning rash.

by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015

interknot

A slow internet connection, deriving from "internet" and "knot."

Not another interknot! I'm Netflix binging today, for Chrissakes.

by Ae5Ea8 February 16, 2015