Definitions by Ae5Ea8

manmansplaining 

When a man mansplains what "mansplaining" means.

And, I was, like, O.M.G., you're totally manmansplaining the meaning of mansplaining to me.

manmansplaining by Ae5Ea8 November 14, 2016

hygimnastics 

Combination of "hygiene" and "gymnastics" describing the simultaneous use of feet, hands and elbows -- usually with a paper towel that you've used to dry off your hands -- to avoid touching any surface of a nasty public bathroom. One performs these feats of dexterity, for example, when trying to leave a gas station bathroom without touching any part of your skin to any surface.

Which nation will take gold in Hygimnastics in Tokyo in 2020?

hygimnastics by Ae5Ea8 November 14, 2016

Failure to Bonch 

A movie based on "Failure to Launch" in which Matthew McConaughey is unable to scratch his nifkin.

Failure to Bonch, in movie theaters now.

Failure to Bonch by Ae5Ea8 November 9, 2016

Einstein's Theory of Textivity

When you and the other person are texting answers or responses to each others' last text, but the conversation makes no sense and is completely out of sync.

Einstein's Theory of Textivity

Einstein's Theory of Textivity by Ae5Ea8 November 2, 2016

delayed shatification 

The ability to delay the gratification of taking a s&*t until you can get home and use your own toilet.

George Costanza understood the benefits of delayed shatification.

delayed shatification by Ae5Ea8 October 30, 2016

Sharpie guilt

That guilty feeling you get when you see that you've left the cap off on your highlighter overnight

Sharpie guilt trip is a thing

Sharpie guilt by Ae5Ea8 October 27, 2016

abromatherapy 

when a male enjoys his own bathroom stench

One man's abromatherapy is another man's disgusting stench

abromatherapy by Ae5Ea8 October 24, 2016