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talking like a tool

Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.
Someone should Songify themselves talking like a tool.
by Ae5Ea8 May 7, 2015
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blind freeze

spraying your windshield into direct sunlight while driving. You say you won't do it again, but you do - like brain freeze.

You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.
blind freeze
won't do it again
did it again
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
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alphanumeria

the feeling of confusion, panic and brain fog that sets in when trying to convert letters to numbers on a phone
trying to dial 1-800-SIR-MIX-A-LOT has given me a bad case of alphanumeria
by Ae5Ea8 May 24, 2017
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hellitosis

Combination of "halitosis" and "hell," describing a person's atrocious breath. Only reserved for a truly face-melting and life-disaffirming odor.
Listen, man, don't get to close to Larry. He will KILL you.

What do you mean?

Hellitosis, man. Something died up in his teeth.
by Ae5Ea8 March 13, 2015
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eggquivocal

Combination of "equivocal" and "egg," describing an eggshell fragment as it keeps switching from one side of your finger to the other side. The eggshell fragment can't decide if it wants to be retrieved.
This dang piece of shell is being annoyingly eggquivocal.
by Ae5Ea8 May 10, 2015
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Bik pack

A combination of "Bikram Yoga" and "six pack abs."

A "Bik pack" is a false sense of abdominal definition caused by sucking in your stomach in front of a large mirror while doing yoga postures in a hot room— as is the custom in Bikram Yoga studios.
I was rocking Bik pack abs during Half Moon pose (arms overhead, bending side to side, and then holding the posture for 30 seconds to a minute). Sadly, my one pack returned when I exhaled and stood like a normal person.
by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015
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cardar

Combination of "car" and "sonar" describing the act of finding your car in a large parking lot by repeatedly pressing the lock or unlock button on your keychain. Navigating your way around the parking lot by the relative increase or decrease in the loudness of the car beep is similar to the way that dolphins and bats use sound waves to navigate.
Without cardar I would still be walking around in a circle at Disney World.
by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015
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