Saying or writing something marginally funny, but then making it just plain old douchey by prefacing it with a hashtag.
#realmenuseemoticons is a douchetag
by Ae5Ea8 October 03, 2015
by Ae5Ea8 February 14, 2015
The ability to delay the gratification of taking a s&*t until you can get home and use your own toilet.
by Ae5Ea8 October 30, 2016
"Mute salute" describes a short, loud burst of sound from a student's laptop showing that they were watching a video instead of taking notes. A mute salute correctly causes those around you to infer that you were not paying attention at all and either watching cat videos on Youtube or some ridiculous "FAIL" video on TMZ.
Did you hear Jobob's mute salute in class today?
Yeah, that was a total fail. He's on the teacher's shit list now for sure.
Yeah, that was a total fail. He's on the teacher's shit list now for sure.
by Ae5Ea8 March 02, 2015
When your cat spends the night in your closet by accident because you inadvertently closed the door while the cat was in the closet. Usually there is no scratching or meowing. The next morning the cat pops out, as if nothing was amiss.
by Ae5Ea8 March 20, 2015
by Ae5Ea8 December 18, 2018
Staring into a parked car and then being surprised when you see someone looking out at you. At first, you can't see inside because of the glare. As you keep walking, however, you see that there is actually someone in there. As your eyes meet, you feel kind of embarrassed that you were looking into the car.
by Ae5Ea8 June 14, 2015