Ae5Ea8's definitions

to give someone the moon door

To break up with somebody.

Alternatively, it means to fire somebody from a job.

Basically, the word describes any situation in which someone's position or status is completely stripped away from them in one fell swoop.

This phrase derives from the book and TV series, Game of Thrones, in which there is a castle on a high mountain with a hatch built into the floor. This hatch is called the "Moon Door." When opened, the Moon Door releases people into mid air, so that they fall directly to the floor of the Vale far below.

I finally gave Sally the moon door.

Woah, bro, sorry to hear that. Was it a tough breakup?

No. Once she was gone, it was completely over.

{to give someone the moon door

by Ae5Ea8 March 14, 2015

Firsty the Snowman

The first snowman of the season.

Firsty the Snowman is especially happy and jolly because he's going to be around for the whole winter.

by Ae5Ea8 February 2, 2015

Blue Hair

Like blue balls, but it's about your hair
Blue Hair is caused by taking a shower but not washing your hair
...something just doesn't feel complete about it

a case of Blue Hair . . . I feel for you, bro

by Ae5Ea8 May 31, 2017

vinegar speed

Derived from "vinegar strokes," vinegar speed is the determined face you make when passing the point of no return while going though a traffic signal that you feel is about to turn yellow. Vinegar speed is the point at which even if the light turned yellow you wouldn't slow down.

Do the Vinegar Speed!

by Ae5Ea8 April 12, 2015

bromantic

When two heterosexual male friends are treated as if they are a couple out on a date. This usually occurs when the friends go out to dinner. Much to their chagrin, the two guys get seated off in a cozy corner and the waitress is extra nice and supportive all of a sudden. When the waitress eventually figures out that the guys are checking her out, she will stop being nice. She will then treat them as just two regular a*&#0!3s.

Wife: How was your dinner with Bob?

Husband: Cool, but the waitress thought we were a couple having a bromantic evening.

by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015

angel's beard

another word for the manscaping trimmings of the male pubic area (i.e., the delicate and fluffy bits of hair left over from trimming or shaving a man's pubic area)

I sprinkled some angel's beard on my roommate's Cornflakes while he wasn't looking.

by Ae5Ea8 June 26, 2016

foggles

Combination of "fogy" (as in a person advanced in years) and "goggles" (as in sunglasses), describing those eternally un-cool wrap-around sunglasses with side windows.

Never in fashion: Crocs, Birkenstocks, safari vests, and foggles.

by Ae5Ea8 March 17, 2015