Saying or writing something marginally funny, but then making it just plain old douchey by prefacing it with a hashtag.
#realmenuseemoticons is a douchetag
by Ae5Ea8 October 03, 2015
by Ae5Ea8 February 14, 2015
The ability to delay the gratification of taking a s&*t until you can get home and use your own toilet.
by Ae5Ea8 October 30, 2016
Many automobile drivers have OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder). An example of OCDBD is not signaling before switching lanes.
by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2015
If all you've got are year-old Saltines, stale graham crackers and raisin granola bars, you're snock has been blocked. It's a snock block.
by Ae5Ea8 January 04, 2018
Combination of "focus" and "faux," describing the act of pretending to pay attention in class while you're doing something else. Well-timed nods at important assertions and brows furrowed in intellectual curiosity go a long way toward indicating that you are actively engaged in the class conversation. In truth, however, you may be texting, emailing, or shopping for shoes.
Maintaining proper fauxcus, Johnny was walking on the razor's edge: While gorging himself on epic fail videos of kittens trying to pounce on each other, he appeared to the professor to be actively engaged in the class conversation.
by Ae5Ea8 April 05, 2015
"Mute salute" describes a short, loud burst of sound from a student's laptop showing that they were watching a video instead of taking notes. A mute salute correctly causes those around you to infer that you were not paying attention at all and either watching cat videos on Youtube or some ridiculous "FAIL" video on TMZ.
Did you hear Jobob's mute salute in class today?
Yeah, that was a total fail. He's on the teacher's shit list now for sure.
Yeah, that was a total fail. He's on the teacher's shit list now for sure.
by Ae5Ea8 March 02, 2015