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by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015
Get the Frostcomug. Like Facebook stalking, but it's when a law professor calls up parties to a law suit years after the fact to find out more about the circumstances of a case.
Did you catch how our professor was totally casebook stalking the plaintiff? The case was over like 30 years ago. I'm amazed that she managed to actually find his contact info.
by Ae5Ea8 January 26, 2015
Get the casebook stalkingmug. Combination of "braking" (i.e., related to a car's brakes) and "breaking in period," describing the time it takes to adjust your foot to the sensitivity of the brakes of a car that you don't regularly drive, such as a friend's car, your spouse's car, or a rental car. At first, the brakes are either too sensitive, which causes you to slam down the breaks and jerk to a stop, or, too firm and require you to push down harder with your foot than you are used to.
by Ae5Ea8 April 15, 2015
Get the braking in periodmug. Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.
by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016
Get the shocking cartmug. A revolting experience described as follows.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2016
Get the ice fishingmug. I Croc blocked myself. Dang!
by Ae5Ea8 February 1, 2015
Get the croc blocmug. A picture of other people (besides yourself) that is posted to social media. It's similar to a selfie, but you are not in the picture.
by Ae5Ea8 April 7, 2015
Get the #othersiemug.