Ae5Ea8's definitions

E.T.E.

Estimated Time of Eating. The ETE is the length of time before dinner is served. Similar to E.T.A. (estimated time of arrival).

What time do we E.T.E., Mom?

Half an hour.

by Ae5Ea8 March 12, 2015

croc bloc

when your attempt to get a date with a woman fails because you're wearing Crocs.

I Croc blocked myself. Dang!

by Ae5Ea8 February 1, 2015

Bampers

Combination of "business" and "Pampers," describing diapers for business people — used when time is money and even a trip to the bathroom will slow you down.

Burning the midnight oil again, Steve?

Yeah, good thing I've got my Bampers on. I'm so much more efficient.

by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015

casebook stalking

Like Facebook stalking, but it's when a law professor calls up parties to a law suit years after the fact to find out more about the circumstances of a case.

Did you catch how our professor was totally casebook stalking the plaintiff? The case was over like 30 years ago. I'm amazed that she managed to actually find his contact info.

by Ae5Ea8 January 26, 2015

Shy Rectum Syndrome

a sheepish feeling whilst dropping a deuce in a quiet public bathroom with others present

Shy Rectum Syndrome is recognized as a disability under the Americans with Disabilities Act

by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2017

seagall

Combines "seagull" and "gall." Being vexed or irritated upon being shat upon by a seagull (or any bird).

The insolence of the that seagull really chaps my ass. I don't know what to do with the seagall that I'm feeling.

by Ae5Ea8 February 18, 2015

chihuaHonda

a Honda that thinks it's a Porsche
a car that suffers from the Chihauhua Complex (also known as the "small dog complex")

it's a souped up lowrider Honda with a bark bigger than it's bite

characteristics include a loud and absurd-sounding exhaust, tinted windows, and some flashy trim

was that a kazoo driving by?

no, it's just a chihuaHonda

by Ae5Ea8 May 25, 2017