Ae5Ea8's definitions

squiglature

Combo of "signature" and "squiggle," describing the awkward signature one makes on an electronic signature pad at the checkout. A squiglature looks nothing like your real signature.

Your squiglature here, please, sir.

by Ae5Ea8 February 20, 2015

post fartum depression

The sense of let down after your cat, dog, or spouse does not recognize your fart with as much enthusiasm as you were feeling it deserved.

I was suffering from post fartum depression when Whiskers only lazily looked up and closed her eyes.

by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015

acadouche

Combination of "academic" and "douche," describing the pretentious use of academic words.

Why use "premia" as the plural of premium? Ans: because you want to be an acadouche.

Why, like an acadouche, must you insist that "data" is plural. No one uses the word that way.

by Ae5Ea8 April 9, 2015

braking in period

Combination of "braking" (i.e., related to a car's brakes) and "breaking in period," describing the time it takes to adjust your foot to the sensitivity of the brakes of a car that you don't regularly drive, such as a friend's car, your spouse's car, or a rental car. At first, the brakes are either too sensitive, which causes you to slam down the breaks and jerk to a stop, or, too firm and require you to push down harder with your foot than you are used to.

I hope I get over the braking in period soon because I'm driving like a 9 year old right now.

by Ae5Ea8 April 15, 2015

casebook stalking

Like Facebook stalking, but it's when a law professor calls up parties to a law suit years after the fact to find out more about the circumstances of a case.

Did you catch how our professor was totally casebook stalking the plaintiff? The case was over like 30 years ago. I'm amazed that she managed to actually find his contact info.

by Ae5Ea8 January 26, 2015

Bampers

Combination of "business" and "Pampers," describing diapers for business people — used when time is money and even a trip to the bathroom will slow you down.

Burning the midnight oil again, Steve?

Yeah, good thing I've got my Bampers on. I'm so much more efficient.

by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015

#othersie

A picture of other people (besides yourself) that is posted to social media. It's similar to a selfie, but you are not in the picture.

Wait, let me take an #OTHERSIE.

by Ae5Ea8 April 7, 2015