Ae5Ea8's definitions
A combination of "emoticon" and "promote." Describes being "promoted" by an important person in your life by getting emoticons from them in their texts and emails to you. In other words, you've been elevated from the lowly category of professional contact, acquaintance, or casual friend into their inner circle, where they feel comfortable enough with you to use emoticons. Not to be confused with demoticon.
by Ae5Ea8 February 18, 2015
Get the promoticonmug. Being disoriented in Costco because they've changed the location of items you were used to finding in a certain place
by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016
Get the Alice in Kirklandmug. When your cat spends the night in your closet by accident because you inadvertently closed the door while the cat was in the closet. Usually there is no scratching or meowing. The next morning the cat pops out, as if nothing was amiss.
by Ae5Ea8 March 21, 2015
Get the closet dutymug. by Ae5Ea8 July 22, 2015
Get the brotesmug. When you smell urine and you realize that the only place it could be coming from is your own clothing. Kind of a sad moment. You realize your humanity, your fallibility, and your abominable lack of personal hygiene.
by Ae5Ea8 March 28, 2015
Get the yourinemug. Estimated Time of Eating. The ETE is the length of time before dinner is served. Similar to E.T.A. (estimated time of arrival).
by Ae5Ea8 March 12, 2015
Get the E.T.E.mug. by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2017
Get the Shy Rectum Syndromemug.