Ae5Ea8's definitions

closet duty

When your cat spends the night in your closet by accident because you inadvertently closed the door while the cat was in the closet. Usually there is no scratching or meowing. The next morning the cat pops out, as if nothing was amiss.

Fluffy! Sorry about the closet duty!

by Ae5Ea8 March 21, 2015

braking in period

Combination of "braking" (i.e., related to a car's brakes) and "breaking in period," describing the time it takes to adjust your foot to the sensitivity of the brakes of a car that you don't regularly drive, such as a friend's car, your spouse's car, or a rental car. At first, the brakes are either too sensitive, which causes you to slam down the breaks and jerk to a stop, or, too firm and require you to push down harder with your foot than you are used to.

I hope I get over the braking in period soon because I'm driving like a 9 year old right now.

by Ae5Ea8 April 15, 2015

brotes

Combo of "totes" and "bro." Instead of saying, "Totes, bro," you just say, "brotes."

Dude, did you see her? She was all that and bag of KC's ed. note: Kettle Chips
Yeah...brotes.

by Ae5Ea8 July 22, 2015

yourine

When you smell urine and you realize that the only place it could be coming from is your own clothing. Kind of a sad moment. You realize your humanity, your fallibility, and your abominable lack of personal hygiene.

Is that yourine I smell? Yup. Oh geez...this is the beginning of the end...

by Ae5Ea8 March 28, 2015

Trumple butter

the psychic residue from watching or reading the news

the dirty feeling one gets from from placing one's attention on politics

the tangy and fetid mixture of demagoguery and American politics

Trumple butter - smooth or chunky, it's no bueno

by Ae5Ea8 May 22, 2017

goji bears

Affectionate term for goji berries, which are Nature's gummy bears.

I would like some goji bears for Valentine's day.

by Ae5Ea8 March 28, 2015

casebook stalking

Like Facebook stalking, but it's when a law professor calls up parties to a law suit years after the fact to find out more about the circumstances of a case.

Did you catch how our professor was totally casebook stalking the plaintiff? The case was over like 30 years ago. I'm amazed that she managed to actually find his contact info.

by Ae5Ea8 January 26, 2015