Ae5Ea8's definitions

E.T.E.

Estimated Time of Eating. The ETE is the length of time before dinner is served. Similar to E.T.A. (estimated time of arrival).

What time do we E.T.E., Mom?

Half an hour.

by Ae5Ea8 March 12, 2015

seagall

Combines "seagull" and "gall." Being vexed or irritated upon being shat upon by a seagull (or any bird).

The insolence of the that seagull really chaps my ass. I don't know what to do with the seagall that I'm feeling.

by Ae5Ea8 February 18, 2015

chihuaHonda

a Honda that thinks it's a Porsche
a car that suffers from the Chihauhua Complex (also known as the "small dog complex")

it's a souped up lowrider Honda with a bark bigger than it's bite

characteristics include a loud and absurd-sounding exhaust, tinted windows, and some flashy trim

was that a kazoo driving by?

no, it's just a chihuaHonda

by Ae5Ea8 May 25, 2017

Shy Rectum Syndrome

a sheepish feeling whilst dropping a deuce in a quiet public bathroom with others present

Shy Rectum Syndrome is recognized as a disability under the Americans with Disabilities Act

by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2017

Trumple butter

the psychic residue from watching or reading the news

the dirty feeling one gets from from placing one's attention on politics

the tangy and fetid mixture of demagoguery and American politics

Trumple butter - smooth or chunky, it's no bueno

by Ae5Ea8 May 22, 2017

goji bears

Affectionate term for goji berries, which are Nature's gummy bears.

I would like some goji bears for Valentine's day.

by Ae5Ea8 March 28, 2015

promoticon

A combination of "emoticon" and "promote." Describes being "promoted" by an important person in your life by getting emoticons from them in their texts and emails to you. In other words, you've been elevated from the lowly category of professional contact, acquaintance, or casual friend into their inner circle, where they feel comfortable enough with you to use emoticons. Not to be confused with demoticon.

I just got promoticon'd by Sarah. Schwing!

by Ae5Ea8 February 18, 2015