203 definitions by Ae5Ea8
Estimated Time of Eating. The ETE is the length of time before dinner is served. Similar to E.T.A. (estimated time of arrival).
by Ae5Ea8 March 12, 2015
A revolting experience described as follows.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
This brother has just gone dunkin' bronuts.
Put another way, you're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that is unfathomable.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
This brother has just gone dunkin' bronuts.
Put another way, you're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that is unfathomable.
by Ae5Ea8 October 21, 2016
Combination of "insecurity" and the "beep" of your car horn. An "insecuribeep" occurs when you are walking away from your car and you get that sudden feeling of insecurity due to the uncertainty as to whether or not you locked your car doors. So you press the lock button on your infrared key ring three times fast, which forces your car to make the more audible car horn "beep," thus setting your mind at ease.
Freudian theory of psychoanalysis suggests that a feeling of insecuribeep comes from the sadness associated with a low crunchberry to Cap'n crunch ratio in your cereal bowl.
by Ae5Ea8 February 10, 2015
Combination of "fasting" and "phone," describing the act of waking somewhere while being on a digital "fast" in the sense that you are not looking at your phone to check the time, emails, texts, or the news.
I'm phasting today.
by Ae5Ea8 March 5, 2015
Combination of "nod" and "or nah," describing the act of nodding in agreement when you can't actually hear what the person said. Useful at cocktail parties and bars. Also useful when you just aren't listening to somebody like a spouse or significant other.
by Ae5Ea8 April 18, 2015
by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015
A bag from which someone keeps pulling out tons of stuff. The bag seems too small to have ever fit in everything, like Hermione's magic bag.
by Ae5Ea8 April 7, 2015